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08-05-2003, 05:03 AM
balamm

Quote:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 29, 2032
at the age of 65 years old.

:o

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08-05-2003, 05:11 AM
3rd gen noob

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 30, 2049
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Suicide (6%)

not bad, but auto-fellatio??
:lol:
08-05-2003, 05:11 AM
Rip The Jacker

Quote:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 27, 2060
at the age of 73 years old.

Whoo! I get to live longer than balamm and 3rd gen noob! :P :lol:
08-05-2003, 05:11 AM
titey

Quote:

June 16, 2033
at the age of 69 years old.

Pffft.... I think it's off by nearly 30 years. :rolleyes:

:blink: And since when are "hairy nipples" an illness???
08-05-2003, 05:14 AM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 06:11
:blink: And since when are "hairy nipples" an illness???

:lol:

forgot about that one...
08-05-2003, 05:14 AM
Rip The Jacker

Quote:

Originally posted by titey@4 August 2003 - 21:11
:blink: And since when are "hairy nipples" an illness???

WTF :lol:
08-05-2003, 05:18 AM
3rd gen noob

who can get the longest life time?

this is the best i could do...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 7, 2092
at the age of 112 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
08-05-2003, 05:23 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+5 August 2003 - 00:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 5 August 2003 - 00:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Auto-Fellatio (13%)[/b]

<!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:18
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)[/quote]
Is there something you'd like to share, noob? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/shocking.gif
08-05-2003, 05:23 AM
FearNot

i'm 73 friken years old

I had 13% from alian abducion :blink:
08-05-2003, 05:25 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by FearNot@5 August 2003 - 00:23
i'm 73 friken years old

It'll probably tell you you're already dead then. :P
08-05-2003, 05:27 AM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 06:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 06:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:11
Auto-Fellatio (13%)

<!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:18
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)

Is there something you'd like to share, noob? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/shocking.gif [/b][/quote]
lmao

never noticed that

:">

:P
08-05-2003, 05:36 AM
chalkmongoose

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 19, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Drowning (5%)
08-05-2003, 05:38 AM
Alucard1475

I took it!! Here is it:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 4, 2067
at the age of 86 years old.

cool, 86 :)
08-05-2003, 05:38 AM
brotherdoobie

Son of a bitch.............October 4th 2027 at 56 years of age..........Gulp!
I am going to die before all of u.

27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?
This blows.

I am buying a carton of Camel non filters and smoking it all tommorow :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie
08-05-2003, 05:40 AM
3rd gen noob

i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

i seriously need to slow down, but it's really good fun

:w00t:
08-05-2003, 05:42 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@5 August 2003 - 00:38
27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?

                  Peace brotherdoobie

:o Damn doob....

I told it I smoke "constantly" and I still only had a 23% chance of dying of cancer. :blink:

You just can't catch a break can you, you poor bastard. :(
08-05-2003, 05:44 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:40
i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

:w00t:

You might live longer if you stuck with blowing the car's horn instead of your own! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif
08-05-2003, 05:46 AM
Ron

<GULP>

August 9, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

OK, OK, so I lied a little.......
08-05-2003, 05:47 AM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 06:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 06:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:40
i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

:w00t:

You might live longer if you stuck with blowing the car's horn instead of your own! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif [/b][/quote]
it's so much more fun blowing my own

i didn't have those vertebrae removed for nothing you know :P
08-05-2003, 05:49 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:47
it's so much more fun blowing my own

i didn't have those vertebrae removed for nothing you know :P

But what's up with that whole suffocating yourself business? :unsure:

:blink: Or does that mean you choke to death on your own spooge?
08-05-2003, 05:50 AM
brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 00:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 00:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@5 August 2003 - 00:38
27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?

Peace brotherdoobie

:o Damn doob....

I told it I smoke "constantly" and I still only had a 23% chance of dying of cancer. :blink:

You just can't catch a break can you, you poor bastard. :( [/b][/quote]

I just knew that working in a mirror factory when you are clumsy would not be a good idea..........everyone told me so.........Did I listen?..........Noooooooo!

and soon I will be a dead doobie! :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie
08-05-2003, 06:00 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@5 August 2003 - 00:50
... soon I will be a dead doobie! :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie

No, then you'll just be brotherroach. ;)
08-05-2003, 06:58 AM
Riddler

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/doh.gif
D'OH ! I KNEW I should have improved my penmanship ! March 13, 2015 at 54 yrs old. http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/bye2.gif
I think I can hear ' Taps ' playing in the distance. :(
08-05-2003, 07:00 AM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by Riddler@5 August 2003 - 07:58
I think I can hear ' Taps ' playing in the distance. :(

you want a plumber, mate :P
08-05-2003, 07:07 AM
Darkshade

Mine's boring. According to the test, I'm supposed to die on May 17, 2061 at 76 years old.

Cancer - 25%
Heart Attack - 24%
Electrolysis - 14%
08-05-2003, 07:12 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by Riddler@5 August 2003 - 01:58
I think I can hear ' Taps ' playing in the distance. :(

No, that's just noob blowing his own horn! :P

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif

Ha! I kill me!!! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif
08-05-2003, 07:16 AM
Riddler

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tomaatit.gif

:P
08-05-2003, 12:21 PM
Proper Bo

July 18, 2078
at the age of 91 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
08-05-2003, 12:22 PM
crazy_billy_bats

i was too scared.

not really just couldnt be arsed. the final destination dvd told me 2017 anyway.

un-oh.

i suppose eating your own feaces cant help.
08-05-2003, 12:32 PM
james_bond_rulez

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 26, 2063
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Homicide (11%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (6%)

i am happy :D
08-05-2003, 12:34 PM
olibomb

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 16, 2072
at the age of 82 years old.
08-05-2003, 12:34 PM
james_bond_rulez

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 05:18
who can get the longest life time?

this is the best i could do...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 7, 2092
at the age of 112 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

do u take steroid?
08-05-2003, 12:47 PM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 13:34
do u take steroid?

i just answered using the "best" responses
08-05-2003, 12:47 PM
Proper Bo

does having bad penmanship and/or hairy nipples shorten your life time? :blink:
08-05-2003, 12:53 PM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,5 August 2003 - 07:47
does having <s>bad penmanship and/or</s> hairy nipples shorten your life time? :blink:

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif I think that's where the "Death by Electrolysis" comes into play Bo

<s>No clue as to the penmanship.</s>

Apparently, if you can't read your parents'/sibling's/spouse's writing... then you might die of "confusion". :wacko:
08-05-2003, 12:54 PM
summerlinda

October 16, 2032
at the age of 58 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

Neh..... all my grandparents were over 80, so i will be too!! :rolleyes:
08-05-2003, 12:56 PM
lynx

I put in some fictitious data and got:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 10, 2003
at the age of 92 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Third Degree Burns (16%)
Suicide (12%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)

I then changed most of the answers and got:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 10, 2003
at the age of 92 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Drowning (16%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Loneliness (5%)

If I was really 92, I'd make the most of the next 5 days.
08-05-2003, 01:00 PM
titey

Odd that the causes changed, but the date remained the same. :unsure:
08-05-2003, 01:03 PM
boyzeee

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 29, 2041
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

i hope its auto-fellatio :D now that would be cool coz i cant do it now, but maybe when i 71 i will be a bit more athletic lol :D
08-05-2003, 01:09 PM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by boyzeee@5 August 2003 - 08:03
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

i hope its auto-fellatio :D now that would be cool coz i cant do it now, but maybe when i 71 i will be a bit more athletic lol :D

Umm..... Ok then. :unsure:

*backs away slowly*

*then runs!*

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