Which do the board ladies prefer?
Printable View
Which do the board ladies prefer?
:pinch: I forgot Goatee.
I also forgot all over man-wolf. I'm rubbish at polls :(
you do realize that 90% of the people who vote will be men..
Goatee added. Did you want someone's name next to it as an example or something?
skizo, do you sleep?
Yes. Most of the morning. I don't work "normal" hours. ;)
if i go to bed now ill get 1 1/2 hours of sleep before classes.. normally i'd rather stay up cause waking up with that little sleep is next to impossible for me, but fuck it im going to sleep anyways :pinch:
I have tried a variety from near werewolf to goatee. I have settled for the slightly fuller goatee in a Billy Conolly sort of way (without purple bits :ermm:)
The chin and mouth area are the biggest pains to shave so I think I have a workable compromise albeit at the expense of looking like a European professor (there are no free lunches)
Normally I just have comedy sideburns but I grew a moustache for a bet a while before Christmas - and I still looked fucking orsum.
Teh missus didn't agree but CrabGirl did :happy:
Edit: I let the sidies join up with the moustache while I was away in Tenerife and this artist bloke said to the assembled throng that he thought I looked like a pirate :happy: :happy:
Ooo, thanks! I tried to alter it myself but being a 'tard, couldn't. Yes, please add George Michael. Let that be a lesson to everyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
I thought you were going for Guy Fawkes/French Cavalier :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
My dad's got a neat and tidy beard....too neat and tidy. It's got the precision of a sociopath and he looks like Harold Shipman :(. He sort of cuts a letterbox shape around his mouth rod-straight :O.
Done.
What's this one? :unsure:
"Landing strip (Britney's bloke)"
Is that like the womans landing stripe but on the chin? Like a long soul patch sort of?
Doesn't it tickle? :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://i32.tinypic.com/2mdl93d.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
My apologies for posting a pic of a penis on the board. You can pull it if you want.
I don't look like a pirate now, more's the pity.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousDoesn't it tickle? :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nor do I have a moustache but at the time it didn't tickle ... I can't think why you'd ask that :unsure: do you sport a moustache that tickles :unsure:
Why would I want to pull your penis? :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamoushttp://i32.tinypic.com/2mdl93d.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
My apologies for posting a pic of a penis on the board. You can pull it if you want.
I could go for one of those Cavalier hats though.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI thought you were going for Guy Fawkes/French Cavalier :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
My dad's got a neat and tidy beard....too neat and tidy. It's got the precision of a sociopath and he looks like Harold Shipman :(. He sort of cuts a letterbox shape around his mouth rod-straight :O.
Cruel description of your Dad's beard though - sounds like a Simpson cartoon :lol:
I didn't mean you!:happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI don't look like a pirate now, more's the pity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Nor do I have a moustache but at the time it didn't tickle ... I can't think why you'd ask that :unsure: do you sport a moustache that tickles :unsure:
Jealousy? It's quite a large one....Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizoWhy would I want to pull your penis? :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Couldn't you have said something manly like 'I could go for one of those rapiers though'? :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Well you quoted me :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI didn't mean you!:happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
No....I meant....I wasn't wondering if it tickled you, doofus.
Tickled his doofus? :blink:
Just how long is this moustache supposed to be :O
Who else would it tickle :blink:
It's not his moustache that's long....it's his doofus :O
That's not what DanB said :snooty:
He said that!!1Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Dan could have done anything to me while I was passed out on his futon but I thought he was a gentleman :no:
Did you watch shameless last night?
No, the last one we watched was when Carl did some bawksing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I've got three episodes, including last night's, downloaded to watch.
The Sopranos has been taking up all of my TV time. I cannot describe how orsum it is.
Oh well I won't spoil it for you then, but it was pretty funny :rolleyes:
First two episodes of the new series of Gavin and Stacey were also funny.
Can't remember specifics tho' as I watched them with teh missus when I came in from the pub on Sunday night. Cunted, I was.
Tidy.
Episode 3 was a total lolfest :lol:
I prefer a Goatse. :ninja:
Full manly beard
smoothhh
I am stubbly right now (my boss gave me a sour look, earlier).
-bd
When I was about 18, I electrolysised the fuck out of my face.
Someone had given me an electric shaver for Christmas. It was one of those charge up jobbies.
Not having read the instructions, (I've never read an instruction in my life ((which is why every flatpack I've ever assembled looks like something from the Gaudi museum)) ).
So I had this pretty longish stubble going on and I decided to try and shave with the shaver plugged into the mains. Don't do it, kids. It was painful as fuck.
Now there is about an inch on my left cheek which won't grow any hair whatsoever. So beards aren't really an option for me. I could grow a goatee but they is for fags, like.
A cautionary tale.
Hello! :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie