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To stop you from drinking it.
Thank you for your question. Urine normally has a strong smell first thing in the morning, as at this time it is very concentrated. If you are at all dehydrated, as you may well be after being in a warm bed for several hours, there can be the distinctive smell of ketones in the urine as well as by-products from certain foods that you may have eaten the night before. Asparagus is a typical example of a substance that is passed through the kidneys into the urine that gives a powerful aroma, but even medication such as penicillin may do this too. In addition there are many other substances such as nitrates and phosphates in the urine that can colour it and give it a distinctive odour. The more dilute your urine is and the blander your diet, the less you will notice these smells and this simply means drinking lots more water: up to 3 litres a day if necessary. The stinging and frequency you experience may simply be due to the acidity of the urine you produce, but there are other possible explanations. It is important that a cystitis or kidney infection is ruled out with a urine sample test, but you say your test came back normal. If there are no germs it is also possible that you have an inflammation of the urethra, the pipe from the bladder to the outside, known as urethritis. A urethral swab can test for this and so can a special urine test. If that is excluded, there is also the possibility that you have narrowing of the urethra, perhaps due to previous inflammation and it may be appropriate for you to be referred to a urologist or gynaecologist for uro-dynamic studies which would include measuring the flow rate of your urine to see if there is any need for your urethra to be dilated surgically.
Sertraline is sometimes capable of causing urinary symptoms, particularly difficulty urinating, and should only be taken with great caution if there is any degree of kidney impairment. A blood test can check for this. Finally I would first ask you to see if you can solve the problem by changing the acidity and dilution of the urine. Try drinking 3 litres of water every day with cranberry juice or lemon barley water to flavour it. This simple measure alone may solve your problem.
i donīt know
Some mad bastards actually drink their own piss. True story.
They think its good for you.
However none of them have girlfriends.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy
You just know this'll be the only thread which doesn't get the tag.
Oh oracle, can you explain why my piss has loads of bits in it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
alien piss stinks too ?
never knew barbie was a pissologist
pleasant question.....
Piss artist probably :PQuote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
I considered that, then rejected it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousPiss artist probably :PQuote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
Too easy. :bleh:
This stupid question does not deserve a reply. I am beginning to believe that some of you aren't playing with a full deck.
Old Geezer, if you look at the tags for just about every thread in the lounge, then you will notice a common recurrence.
Alien5 was just remarking upon that.
If you were here often enough and paid more attention, you wouldn't make such a cawk out of yourself so often.
Made you reply though nigga, didn't it? :tease:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Geezer
You still don't make any sense. Cawk?????. WHat the hell is a cawk. It is not in the dictionary. You dam fools just make up what you maybe think are words being the fools you are. As I said before you people are not of this world. I do believe in flying saucers and you fools are proof that we humans are not alone.
I recently replied to another off the wall post where after reading about a dozen replies none made a complete sentence that made any sense at all so I replied with gobblygook, just closed my eyes and punched a bunch of keys and you people thought it was a completely normal reply. How do you explain that as normal behavior?
Cawk- Vernacular representation of the word cock.
Which is what you are, Geezer- a cock.
Do you require further explanation? If so, penis. Will dick do? How about todger? I've got a million of 'em.
Do let me know if you need further extrapolation.
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Originally Posted by Old Geezer
gobblygook to you sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Geezer
you can't post those here. edit it quick before you get banned :oQuote:
Take this dick up your ass you dam Limey.
I'm not going to edit a goddam thing. No sane person would visit this forum so bye. May you rot in hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Yup ewe will get yourself banned for that kind of filth ewe maniac. :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
who said we were sane? :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerI'm not going to edit a goddam thing. No sane person would visit this forum so bye. May you rot in hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Quarter past one...Ewe always go all :emo: then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerI'm not going to edit a goddam thing. No sane person would visit this forum so bye. May you rot in hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Why is that. :unsure: Leaving for good again. :unsure: I hear Bridgend is nice this time of year :smilie4:
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerTake this dick up your ass you dam Limey.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You seem to be under the illusion that I am English.
Your cawkdom goes on.
I'm pretty much sure that your lack of language (which is surprising, given your age) will get you pretty much banned.
So :lol: :lol: :lol:
gobblygook :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerI'm not going to edit a goddam thing. No sane person would visit this forum so bye. May you rot in hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Geezer, it's been 20 minutes since my last post.
Has the dotage totally kicked in or do you realise that you are a fucking dick?
Say you're sorry and I'll forgive you.
we can see you lurking old cawk.
That would be a great word for spunk! Who would have thought OldGeezer could be such a potty mouth?Quote:
Originally Posted by kaffeine
The potty mouth wasn't the issue, Squeams.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThat would be a great word for spunk! Who would have thought OldGeezer could be such a potty mouth?Quote:
Originally Posted by kaffeine
He posted a pic of an erect penis which rattled me to the core. I had to go and bleach my eyeballs.
And you missed it. :pinch:
Oh FFS. Was it a nice one?
I suppose so, if you like that kind of thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I've heard they are an acquired taste.
I bet this guy's a hoot at sex parties:
http://i31.tinypic.com/nvyubt.jpg
pablo pissaso ? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousPiss artist probably :PQuote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
'got' or 'had' :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
'got' doesn't make any kind of sense.
Only Cow's Urine & Dung are Pure in India:
http://wonder-cures.com/cow'surine.htm
Dr.Jain's Cow Urine Therapy:
http://www.cowurine.com/
Hmmm not to sure I want to go on Cow Urine Therapy, LOL...
Unless he collects phalli, like :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He could work in a mortuary, or something else...
I would love to wurk in a mortuary. It would be dead good. As regards to collecting cawks, I've got a detachable one. A bit like Wurzel Gummage and his heads or Kryton orf of Red Dwarf.
There's a song called 'Detachable Penis'. I believe it's by an Australian band but I forget the name - been ages since I heard it.
Gave me fucking nightmares for months. I was just getting into wanking when I first heard it, like.