any comments on how 2 impress a girl and get 2 er heart :)
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any comments on how 2 impress a girl and get 2 er heart :)
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Don't bathe and treat her like shit. Not my preffered method but all my exwives have run off with that type :wacko:
Listen.
oh yeah almost forgot, make sure you have a large-sized penis as well.
I suppose an operation could do it, saw it on a program once.
talk and listen i love tht girl soooooooooooooooo much but she doesnt want 2 tlk 2 me or lisen to me i gave a $70 neclace and she threw it on the school roof but i forgive her i loooooooooooooooove her
Don't give them cheap necklaces.
$170 neclace is not cheap
You have to give them diamonds.
im only 13 man
Then you will need a lot of patience.
show the girl ur love by grabbing her breasts with one hand and finger fuck her puss with the other.
if the girl slaps u, that means it's over
if the girl enjoys it, that means she likes u
50-50 i like the odds
got half of my girlfriends this way :D
omg how many ex's u have??!!Quote:
Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 14:48
Don't bathe and treat her like shit. Not my preffered method but all my exwives have run off with that type :wacko:
k give me a great tip to impress or teach me how to tlk 2 her
Yer 13 and spending money on females? Listen son......
There'll be plenty of time for that later. PLENTY of time!!! Spend your bucks on something that rumbles between .... well you know... and you won't be able to shake them off no matter what.
And NO I'm not talking about the same thing Billy was! :lol:
neo, neo, neo...
You poor fool! :(
If the girl doesn't like you then don't go wastin yer money trying to win her over... you'll just end up heavier in the heart and lighter in the pocket. :rolleyes:
On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you think she might just be playing "hard to get" (and you need to be pretty sure about this), then find a girl who does like you and start spending time with her. Then the girl you really want will get jealous and come to get you for herself.
And the plus side is... if the girl you want doesn't go for you... at least you can score a bit with the girl who does. ;)
Of course 13 is too young to know what "love" is anyway. <_<
they would have to have pretty small tittys to grab them with one hand wouldnt they!? well i suppose shes 13 anyway, but thats just sick.Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 14:58
show the girl ur love by grabbing her breasts with one hand and finger fuck her puss with the other.
if the girl slaps u, that means it's over
if the girl enjoys it, that means she likes u
50-50 i like the odds
got half of my girlfriends this way :D
so if half of your gf´s were most obviousley sluts, what were the other half?
Well yes... I suppose 1 is half of 2 isn't it. :PQuote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 09:58
got half of my girlfriends this way :D
Go for the sympathy angle.
Try this one, come back for more examples if this doesn't work.
Find a busy road, wait until the girl is watching and a big truck is coming.
Shout her name and jump in front of the truck.
http://www.pennyparker2.com/sheep.gifQuote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 10:02
what were the other half?
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif
That only works once!Quote:
Originally posted by lynx@5 August 2003 - 17:05
Go for the sympathy angle.
Try this one, come back for more examples if this doesn't work.
Find a busy road, wait until the girl is watching and a big truck is coming.
Shout her name and jump in front of the truck.
you guys are soo stupid :D
why spend money on girlfriend when they buy stuff for u???
i got my laptop computer from my girlfriend and we made love like dogs
i was so happy
grat advice but i cant stop thinking about her
lol I just pictured my ex when I read that and it weren't me in front of the truck :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by lynx@5 August 2003 - 16:05
Go for the sympathy angle.
Try this one, come back for more examples if this doesn't work.
Find a busy road, wait until the girl is watching and a big truck is coming.
Shout her name and jump in front of the truck.
http://www.pennyparker2.com/sheep.gifQuote:
Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 15:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 15:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 10:02
what were the other half?
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
oh yeah and James_bond_rulez..........dont dogs only make love when the bitch is in heat?
I take it your an old fashioned romantic? :blink: .............By the way do u mostly date prostitutes?Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 09:58
show the girl ur love by grabbing her breasts with one hand and finger fuck her puss with the other.
if the girl slaps u, that means it's over
if the girl enjoys it, that means she likes u
50-50 i like the odds
got half of my girlfriends this way :D
Peace brotherdoobie
love i know wht love isQuote:
Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 07:02
Of course 13 is too young to know what "love" is anyway. <_<
love is when ur joy is in the girls joy ur sadness is in the girls sadness all u wnt is for the girl 2 be happy tht my freind is love :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
I'm sure that came naturally for her. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/pup.gifQuote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:09
we made love like dogs
nah we were just young and horny
what do u expect? u get the chance u dont let go
and no they are NOT sluts/prostitutes
Dogs then?...............Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:14
nah we were just young and horny
what do u expect? u get the chance u dont let go
and no they are NOT sluts/prostitutes
Quit reading your mum's Danielle Steele books kid! <_<Quote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:13
love i know wht love is
love is when ur joy is in the girls joy ur sadness is in the girls sadness all u wnt is for the girl 2 be happy tht my freind is love :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
She stood there and you did all the work?Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:09
we made love like dogs
i was so happy
I've seen that happen on the front lawn.
Then she turns around and snaps at you right?
Sounds like my ex too.
by th ay anyone know a girl whoes 13 and her name is anessa :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
nobodys reading the book tht came straight from the heart :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Oh....... her! :oQuote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:17
by th ay anyone know a girl whoes 13 and her name is anessa :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
I've heard lots of sories about her! :blink:
WHT DO U MEANQuote:
Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 07:19
Oh....... her! :o
I've heard lots of sories about her! :blink:
She stood there and you did all the work?Quote:
Originally posted by balamm+5 August 2003 - 15:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm @ 5 August 2003 - 15:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:09
we made love like dogs
i was so happy
I've seen that happen on the front lawn.
Then she turns around and snaps at you right?
Sounds like my ex too. [/b][/quote]
omg u guys are too gentlemen like
if you really like the girl, u gotta let her know
even though my methods are somewhat unorthodox, but it's occationally effective
my girlfriend said to me there was NOONE that has the guts to do what i've done in her entire life
and NO my girlfriends ARE NOT dogs!!!
i said we made love LIKE dogs
:D
:huh: Anybody got a pistol handy?Quote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:18
nobodys reading the book tht came straight from the heart :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
I think this one needs to be put out of his misery! :(
Oh, you mean someone threw a bucket of water over you.Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:09
we made love like dogs
i was so happy
Oh, you mean someone threw a bucket of water over you. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by lynx+5 August 2003 - 15:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 5 August 2003 - 15:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:09
we made love like dogs
i was so happy
hahaha no