They're not very nice, no sirree.....they're all soft and furry :(. I've eaten them anyway because I felt bad wasting them, but they made me gag a bit :cry:. What a piss poor lunch this is turning out to be.
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They're not very nice, no sirree.....they're all soft and furry :(. I've eaten them anyway because I felt bad wasting them, but they made me gag a bit :cry:. What a piss poor lunch this is turning out to be.
Disappointed. :emo:
:innocent:
I expected so much more from this thread :dabs:
We can talk about all kinds of over-ripe fruit if you like, not just plums! :yup:
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Originally Posted by benchez
Wtf :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Are you two getting all tralalalala on my black arse.
Plums are a fruit-based euphemism for testicles, Shirley.
ive got some plums for ewe, right here.
Are they over-ripe?
^^ Nope, they're green actually.:lol::lol::lol:
:sneaky:
Sorry lovey I couldn't resist. It was one of those 'walk through the open door moments'.
I think they may have gone off :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
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all over yu faces.
Out of kindness I'll give that honour to Kallie :unsure:.....you owe me, bird.
I'll take one for the team, but afterwards I want first dibs on whatever I want.
Packet of fruit pastilles it is then?
Hardly. A deed as this requires chocolat, exquisite Belgium chocolate truffles.
What!! It's unpleasant, but lets not forget it's also a great honour....like going to war or something, except without getting your head blown off.
Actually....:unsure:.
Like some sort of war face paint. :unsure:
Isn't war paint supposed to be coloured?? hmm....... This is fast becoming quite biz
Not exactly going to strike fear into the hearts of the enemy is it? :rolleyes:
Youse can always regale us to death with your facinating make-up anecdotes, like.
Regale us to the Max (factor).
I'll get me extra coat.
Pun of the day. :hooray:
That's nothing to be proud of, mate.
Considering sticking a knitting needle through my eyeball for having the audacity to post it.
Nevertheless, ewe're very kind.
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Originally Posted by chalice
You die...you eat shit and you die :fist:.
Desired effect accomplished.
I knew I had to hurt myself in order to hurt you.
It's the order of the universe.
Oh how sweet. I do believe love is in the air.;)
Is this some sort of S&M exercise? If so, bring it on funny man :snooty:.
ffs, she's juggling most of the lounge at the minute.Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
Married men crash to the floor. And rightly so.
The girl's hands are a blur.
Damn straight, I really ought to start charging :happy:
i wasn't aware cawk tease was a chargeable service? :eyebrows:
Oh you'll be amazed what it can get you. Not that I have personal experience of that since I am a married lady and if I want something I just nag incessantly until I get it :yup:.
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
And women wonder why men are reluctant to get married....
No they don't!
Furry plums are bad for you...
it is what I've heard :ermm:
Really! Oh no, what am I going to do? :cry:
Grow fur I think - I am no expert on this though...it isn't something that comes up much on accountancy refresher courses :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous