......flush the toilet while still sitting on it, according to a 'factoid' I heard on the radio today.
You dirty bastards!
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......flush the toilet while still sitting on it, according to a 'factoid' I heard on the radio today.
You dirty bastards!
It's called a "courtesy flush". You dirty bastards. :sneaky:
Courtesy? I'm missing something aren't I? :unsure:
A courtesy flush is done in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the... aroma. :blushing:
Makes scents.
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Originally Posted by benchez
Actually it gets rid of them. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
but...but.. that is the best bit of a good dumpQuote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
that and lighting a match and blowing the toilet door off its hinges :sneaky:
Shirley the super sized butts create a vacuum when flushing and irrevocably seal their asses to the seat?
toilets? sitting down? i just let my waste fall where ever i may be standing or walking to.
Sometimes even my own "recipe" is too much to handle. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigglesbut...but.. that is the best bit of a good dumpQuote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
that and lighting a match and blowing the toilet door off its hinges :sneaky:
Shirley the super sized butts create a vacuum when flushing and irrevocably seal their asses to the seat?
Oh lordy, have you lot not learnt to be proud of your evacuations yet? Better out than in and all that. Mind you, maybe that junk food diet makes it smellier than the average, because apparently healthy shit shouldn't smell.
Every time you flush it disperses germs all around the vicinity....that's why you should flush after lowering the seat. Otherwise you end up with the bad Aids all over your posterior and genitals.
I haven't got any stats to back that up, but I heard it off the telly so it must be true.