What are you doing, right now.
I'm watching the manutd v Romea game 0-0 (2-0)
Downloading The Ultimate Warrior (1975) with Yule Bremner.
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What are you doing, right now.
I'm watching the manutd v Romea game 0-0 (2-0)
Downloading The Ultimate Warrior (1975) with Yule Bremner.
reading digg , scratching and listening to redemption song
Drinking red wine, being relieved that the 3 year old has just gone to sleep, trying to send the 10 year old to bed but that's fucked cos Reaper is on and he loves it, eyeing up the fuck-off Bombay Potatoes (yep, spuds again) wot the missus made and masturbating in my own feces.
I'm playing a gheym on the internets, setting up a new usb-drive with portable apps and downloading some comics and tv-stuff.
I also sold gripper a pretend spaceship for pretend money, at cost, a little while ago. True story.
No courtesy flush then?
got to be up at 5 so im in bed watching some property program thinking about stroking one off to sarah beeney though ive just started watching freaky eaters, its about a woman who will only eat cheese (ooo errr missus). i'll probably fall asleep watching a film lyke, got never back down to watch and it looks like absolute shite.
i also have a glass of minute maid orange juice by my side.
swimming
That's not really necessary when you're playing internets-spaceships.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeThat's not really necessary when you're playing internets-spaceships.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I think Les was referring to my rectal discharge being combined with my spermatozoa and my not having the regard for others to spray a bit of Linx into the heady mix.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeThat's not really necessary when you're playing internets-spaceships.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Jammy tattie munching bar steward.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
http://www.movementarian.com/wp-cont...ievable_01.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI think Les was referring to my rectal discharge being combined with my spermatozoa and my not having the regard for others to spray a bit of Linx into the heady mix.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
:lol::earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
One word genious.
Ziggy is a minimalist to the max.
(I hope someone is writing this stuff down it's fucking gold dust)
update: just taken my shirt off whch means you've all just gotten your selves free tickets to the gun show.
http://www.moistmag.com/wrestler.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
we've been over this.
Well some over, some under to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I felt bad whilst posting it if that's any consolation.
I was laughing at the time to be fair but I did feel bad.
Who will win?
Mulster or R2D2?
http://www.kennybaker.co.uk/Outr2d2.jpg
you feel stuff? :ghey:
that's it, im leaving. :emo:
h4r5h bar-stewards:no:
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
mocking mouldy for being vertically challenged, what kind of bawlbag would do that?:no:
Hounded off the board by Chalice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Wait ... is it possible ... Chalice =
No I can't even bring myself to say it.
Leave the little chap alone! :cry:
Let me guessQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
"What did Mrs Barbie just say to me"
Am I right.
Don't tell him to do that, ffs, it's the only thing that stops him going completely emo on us:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Who,who.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoDon't tell him to do that, ffs, it's the only thing that stops him going completely emo on us:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Got in late after another fucked-up wank-pit cock-arsed day. Washed a mountain of dishes, cooked dinner, and have just sat down. Watching FOTC which is the win and sending my boyf. telepathic "make me a cup of tea" thoughts.
Well, reinforce them thoughts right into his shellfish cranium.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Fromagester, sort that gurl owt, like.
She's getting pincered to fuck.
:sage:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Ha. it worked. He heard voices in his head which may or may not have been me speaking aloud, and has gone to make tea.
The Lord of the Rings song. Brilliant. "Frodo, don't wear the ring, I know it's very tempting..."
Yo Frodo, what you doin’ wearing the ring?Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it’s hard when you’re little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor.
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don’t rap about bitches and hos,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don’t wear the ring!
Should I ask how you are doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I didn't realise you were one of the ones laid off when I replied to you btw.
Sorry to hear that.
Have you been officially laid-off, CG?
If so, proper fucking commiserations.
Truly sorry to hear that.
@ JP. I haven't replied to you as I'm pretty :emo: about it all but thanks so much for once more showing me that internet buddies can be as amazing as people you know irl.
I've been "reassigned" to the callcentre. It's like a demotion back to two years ago which, although is not as harsh as loosing my job completely like some people have done, is still the fucking utter pits as there was no warning they were even moving the department. We were right in the middle of implementing new procedures and had projects right on the go which were being signed off on even up to last friday.
No need to reply mate, you have enough shit to deal with.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
CG, I knows you knows the craic with procedures in call centres and what not but I'll tells ya, that's the nature of the beast. Campaigns rise and die and teams disperse to fuckery.
Somebody possessing your exceptional linguistic skills is indispensable to the company you work for- we've already discussed how it's a small centre and a bit tight-knit.
You'll be fine.
I'm playing PES on the PS3 :01: