The pizza she is too far away and the freezer American-footballed full of vegetables.
Instant pizza my arse, like.
May as well hunt for gerbils.
Gerbil cunts.
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The pizza she is too far away and the freezer American-footballed full of vegetables.
Instant pizza my arse, like.
May as well hunt for gerbils.
Gerbil cunts.
Do you have any Cheese? Tomatoes? Bread?
Et Voila! Pizza.
Difficult, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Got the bastard hiccups.
Bastards..
you back on da erb?
Have been but not stoned at the minute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spider_dude
Unfortunately.
Just pished, like.
Pished > Stoned.
sober > *.*
:O I think not baby puppy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spider_dude
Great piece of onanism there chalwa.
Don't spill it all on the ground. :no:
Onanism onlys applies to wimmins, Benjamin.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
They can plug themshelves rightly.
You will learn, my friend, you will learn.
:scaredtofuck
Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word. :unsure:
Don't listen to me, mate. I was pished and talking utter bawls.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Just discovered this fred, like. Can't even remember making it. :blink:
Never did eat that pizza. :dabs:
2 bottles of Merlot and no dinner. Don't do it, kids.
You were obviously not stoned. If you were stoned - you would of ate the pizza (or something else).
-bd
True, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
I would have eaten the pizza (and everything else).
you strangled the quote but true on his wedding night Onan cast his seed before her (his wife) leaving us with one of two conclusions option 1 :wank: option2 he was a premature ejaculator, an ambiguity not hotly debated by biblical scholars............Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez