Help me please !!!!
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Help me please !!!!
I suppose amputation is a little too permanent, huh?
Well, what I do in such cases, is take a hammer. (preferably a 3 pound one)
Clear the table of all unnecessary objects.
Put a piece of hard wood between your teeth.
Put your thumb on the edge of the table.
Slam it with the hammer. HARD!
Your nutsack will still be hot, but you sure as hell won't give a damn about it anymore. :-"
For one thing, stop using Deep Heat on every ache you have! :P
bad choice of words me thinksQuote:
Originally posted by Ron@6 August 2003 - 20:54
Put a piece of hard wood between your teeth.
bad choice of words me thinks [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by thisiswhoweare+6 August 2003 - 15:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (thisiswhoweare @ 6 August 2003 - 15:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@6 August 2003 - 20:54
Put a piece of hard wood between your teeth.
Not in Ron's case. :rolleyes:
Twat are you getting at, titey? <_<
jus put bengay on them serioisly it works for me
appropriate smiley there titey [bottom one]
Been gay long?Quote:
Originally posted by lxVxOxLxCxOxMxl@6 August 2003 - 15:28
jus put bengay on them serioisly it works for me
Damn you lot are cruel !!!
Ron hit your member with a sledgehammer and see how you like it.
My sack is on fire not redundant !!
All the shops here have run out of ice.
How can I post here and keep my genitals cool at the same time ?
The winner gets a crackerjack pencil and pen !!
type while keeping your nuts in the fridge :blink:
Don't hit your thumb with that hammer. That might hurt. :o
Put what's hot on the egde of the table and...
:huh: You could soak em in a cup of rubbing alcohol.
It might help get rid of those pesky crabs you got too! :D
lol I tried that and it didnt work ?Quote:
Originally posted by Somebody1234@6 August 2003 - 21:52
Don't hit your thumb with that hammer. That might hurt. :o
Put what's hot on the egde of the table and...
Doing something wrong no doubt.
Dragging my fridge/freezer to the P.C
my NUTSSACK is fine at the moment...
Awaiting the big freeze
penicillin may help.
especially if you travel with in the same social circles as Ron. :lol:
We don't want to know. If you are that desperate then cut it off and stick it in the fridge.
HEY!!!Quote:
Originally posted by El_Jefe@6 August 2003 - 22:57
penicillin may help.
especially if you travel with in the same social circles as Ron. :lol:
I resent that!!
My cucumbers are clean!!! :angry:
Perhaps an herbicide is called for then? :huh:
HEY!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Ron+6 August 2003 - 23:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 6 August 2003 - 23:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-El_Jefe@6 August 2003 - 22:57
penicillin may help.
especially if you travel with in the same social circles as Ron. :lol:
I resent that!!
My cucumbers are clean!!! :angry: [/b][/quote]
Sorry to inform you Ron, it's not the cucumbers, they're healthy. It's the bolognese sause
I just edited my sig a couple of hours, and the ketchup abusers are at it again?
You wanna start KWIII Nigel?
DO YOU?? :angry:
Ok then, if that's what you want.
You, me, cucumbers, dawn!!!
That's true, but all your medals are hanging in your sig
That's true, but all your medals are hanging in your sig
I seem to be repeating myself
Yes you do.
Yes you do.
:P
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
get ur girlfriend to lick em, moisture helps cool ur boys downQuote:
Originally posted by alan36uk@6 August 2003 - 19:39
Help me please !!!!
Icy hot is always a good solution, just smother your testes in it and you should be fine...
All I can say is this, Deep Heat will kill that blaze in your balls quickly...http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif
:devil:
Deep Heat, Is that like Fiery Jack ?
It would definitely make for one firey Jack! >_<Quote:
Originally posted by lynx@6 August 2003 - 19:15
Deep Heat, Is that like Fiery Jack ?
This is bound to work.
Go to a bodega and pick up a scotch bonnet (habanero) pepper.
Slit opened
Insert nut-sack
Take superglue
Seal pepper around your nut-sack.
Sounds like a party I was at,I remember sombody saying-That's not an ashtry.
Then heard some dude screamin like a bitch.
It would definitely make for one firey Jack! >_<[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by titey+6 August 2003 - 17:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 6 August 2003 - 17:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-lynx@6 August 2003 - 19:15
Deep Heat, Is that like Fiery Jack ?
:D
http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/jerk.gif..........http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/shocking.gif
Yeah, put some nuts in it.Quote:
My Nutsack Is Hot, any cures
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Originally posted by Riddler@7 August 2003 - 00:39
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lol !! cheers dude :DQuote:
Originally posted by Spindulik@7 August 2003 - 06:59
Yeah, put some nuts in it.Quote:
My Nutsack Is Hot, any cures