Jodie Marsh says.....

I read today an interview in a magazine with Jodie Marsh. You could just tell their hearts weren't in it by how rubbish they made her look in the phoaties. She's just had a big old boob job despite marketing herself as the 'real Jordan'. I thought you might like these gems of wisdom contained therein:

'Why am I feeling shit when I can just change my body?' (on being too shy :whistling to get jiggy with it).

'Boob jobs are so common now they're like changing your hair colour'

'I don't want anything serious, just casual sex. That's all men are good for'.

'What makes you good in bed is having all the lights on, throwing yourself around in every position. You can't do that if you feel embarrassed about your body' (although if you're doing those things and it makes you good in bed then your tits shouldn't matter according to Logic Woman).

'I could meet the perfect man tomorrow and if I do now I've got perfect boobs for him'.

'I'm doing this for me, not for a man'.

'I blame pressure from society. I think it's forgotten what real boobs look like.....because silly cows like me keep getting falsies' (ok creative editing there :snooty:).

'I know there was nothing wrong with mine but at the same time I wanted those round pert footballs'.

'I'm going to wait until they've healed up and then it will be like losing my virginity again. My friend sent me some nipple tassles'.

Now, don't get me wrong I'm not being a bitch. I really admire Jordan. I just don't know how this woman manages think and breathe at the same time without falling over :ermm:.

You admire jordan. :dabs: Michael I hope.

She would appear to be a bit of a mentalist.

http://www.sideboob.org/pictures/jodie_marsh_01.jpg

I believe that was her wedding day wasn't it?

Yeah I admire Jordan. She's a successful businesswoman and I think she's smart, although maybe not academically. But there are different ways to be clever, and she never comes out with that sort of mental detritus.

I think she's a fucking idiot. :dabs:

Wedding attire

and office attire

http://www.poster.net/marsh-jodie/ma...sh-6233717.jpg

Note: this is not some cheap excuse to post girlie pictures (well a little bit) I don't actually find the plastic image all that sexy :unsure:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU[/youtube]

Marsh and Jordan are both ugly rutters.

:lol:

For some reason I find that bra really amusing. I've changed my mind, she's brilliant.

Although, that stocking looks like something that might be used to dock a dog's tail :unsure:.

Jordan Quotes

Peter has got my implants in a safe.

Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits.

I want to look a bit covered-up and virginal [at her wedding]. Pete knows what's underneath, I suppose, but then again so does everyone else.



She's a quality burd.

:lol:

I've found another one:
On Victoria Beckham: She has money, a gorgeous husband, and a beautiful little boy. She doesn't have the looks but then you can't have everything.

Jordan speaks again

I like the way I look at the moment. I can still get my kit off without being airbrushed!

My new one’s Mermaids and Pirates – I’ve named them Katie and Peter, and Katie in it – the mermaid – she’s always having a go at Peter, just like what we’re like in life!

Yeah LA - with the new surgery, even though half of it went wrong – so I wish I never went to America and got it done.

I asked the doctor, and I thought, instead of buying designer outfits I’d rather have a designer body and look good naked. I’m nuts aren’t I?

The only thing I can fault Jordan for was having baby-making sex with Dwight Yorke. I know phrenology is a discredited science now, but lets face it, it was always going to end in tears:

http://i31.tinypic.com/dyq5bq.jpg

they look very happy:lol::lol:

I like Jordan. She's in no way as offensive as Jodie Marsh. She can be a bit tacky yes, but she knows her own mind, loves her family and has made a successful product out of herself and her marriage.

Jodie Marsh is an ugly munter who has no useful qualities as far as I can see. Even her boobs are ugly.

her bobs really are ugly :(

I'm not too keen on her bobs either :noes:.

Her bobs are especially shit.

I can't stand her bobs :sick: