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well which is the best line you think you used today?...preferbly something orginal
for the sake of sharing knowledge, a lot of you r very smart with words here .i just tot i would learn a few lines.
i was talkign to some gal and i came up with "i think its time you think of a diet,otherwise the next time i take you to movies i will have to pay the parking ticket along with the movie ticket"
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With quips like that we should be learning from you, you old smoothie you.Quote:
Originally Posted by stitched
I'll bet you have to beat off the ladies with a stick.
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Originally Posted by stitched
I like that commercial on tv with the line "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice can I get your number?" :P
Are you still single, Ross :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by stitched
I like that commercial on tv with the line "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice can I get your number?" :P
Tesco is single and stitched has been kneecappedQuote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaAre you still single, Ross :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco
I'm guessing :unsure:
Depends on where he's from, I reckon. In some countries women are meant to be fat.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesTesco is single and stitched has been kneecappedQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I'm guessing :unsure:
He's probably considered quite the charmer in his village.
well these lines were not meant to be a show off.....but since u take it all personal....when i was 16 i had an internet affair with some gal from texas on the internet and she sent me actual mails from texas to my country india and me and my friends were laughing at how stupid these foreign gals can be...trust me if u can charm any village gal its as good as charming any gal ...they all fall for the same lines ,same tricks...some need a lot more foreplay then the rest...i could get any foreign gal in 15 days...if not any,atleast most of the foreign gals.....i have better things to concentrate on ,now that i am older...i have had my share of fun ,i no longer go hunting or fishing...soo thats me a typical charmer in my village if it makes u feel better.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeDepends on where he's from, I reckon. In some countries women are meant to be fat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
He's probably considered quite the charmer in his village.
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Originally Posted by stitchedwell these lines were not meant to be a show off.....but since u take it all personal....when i was 16 i had an internet affair with some gal from texas on the internet and she sent me actual mails from texas to my country india and me and my friends were laughing at how stupid these foreign gals can be...trust me if u can charm any village gal its as good as charming any gal ...they all fall for the same lines ,same tricks...some need a lot more foreplay then the rest...i could get any foreign gal in 15 days...if not any,atleast most of the foreign gals.....i have better things to concentrate on ,now that i am older...i have had my share of fun ,i no longer go hunting or fishing...soo thats me a typical charmer in my village if it makes u feel better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
You're wasted on the internets.
yes i know ,like i said i was 16 and i have grown a lot older with a lot of other things to worry about...but my chat skills and phone skills are above average or so i think. i am not saying i am the smartest guy out there,but i am not bad for a village guy :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by stitched
You're wasted on the internets.
stitched > *
-bd :glag:
He's a village person.
http://ui19.gamespot.com/306/people_2.jpg
stitched > :emo:
i am not trying to outsmart anyone...i shall be more carefull with the words i choose next time:).
I could tell.
You had me at "village".
"It's all about the cock"
As a foreign woman I'd expect you to say that, 'cos foreign gals are stupid. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Hoi! What I ever do to you!Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeAs a foreign woman I'd expect you to say that, 'cos foreign gals are stupid. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I was just relating to what this one guy told me on the interwebs.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlHoi! What I ever do to you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
He sounds like he knows what he's talking about, totally.
His chat and phone skills are above normal, you know.
Get used to itQuote:
Originally Posted by stitched
and take old geezer as an example
nevermind..i need to grow more mature to post here
Do you want a warm glass of shut the hell up. :unsure: