The Great British Penis Survey.

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04-20-2008, 09:12 PM
CrabGirl

The Great British Penis Survey.

Watching this on the telly-box at the moment. You man-creatures have really got some ugly genitals haven't you. :cry:

Anyways. Fill in the form and post pictures of you measuring.

http://www.measuremymanhood.com/index.html
04-20-2008, 09:32 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Don't treat me like eye candy :cry:
04-20-2008, 09:37 PM
CrabGirl

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

You know you love being objectified.
04-20-2008, 09:41 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Objectified like a fox.
04-20-2008, 09:41 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

I heard it didn't amount to much.

-bd
04-20-2008, 09:42 PM
CrabGirl

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I heard it didn't amount to much.

-bd

You should stop eavesdropping on your wife's private conversations then.
04-20-2008, 09:44 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I heard it didn't amount to much.

-bd

You should stop eavesdropping on your wife's private conversations then.

She's not shy. She laughs in front of me.

-bd
04-20-2008, 09:45 PM
CrabGirl

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

You should stop eavesdropping on your wife's private conversations then.

She's not shy. She laughs in front of me.

-bd

:rolleyes:
04-20-2008, 09:46 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

i don't actually own a ruler so ive tried using this on screen one but i don't think its the same :unsure:
04-20-2008, 09:48 PM
CrabGirl

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

If you realised your penis was really tiny, like a button mushroom, would you consider surgery?
04-20-2008, 09:50 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

She's not shy. She laughs in front of me.

-bd

:rolleyes:

Michelle?

-bd
04-20-2008, 09:56 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

If you realised your penis was really tiny, like a button mushroom, would you consider surgery?

to become a woman? absolutely.
04-20-2008, 10:01 PM
Septimus

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

haha
04-20-2008, 10:21 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

If you realised your penis was really tiny, like a button mushroom, would you consider surgery?

I would more than consider it. I would post pics in the Last Thing You Bought thread, afterwards.

-bd
04-20-2008, 10:42 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Have I offended you in some way, CG. If so, I am truly sorry. I've never meant to.

Peace, Paul
04-20-2008, 10:53 PM
Squeamous

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Watching this on the telly-box at the moment. You man-creatures have really got some ugly genitals haven't you. :cry:

Anyways. Fill in the form and post pictures of you measuring.

http://www.measuremymanhood.com/index.html

Penises are lovely! I've even got a favourite shape :yup:.
04-20-2008, 10:55 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Watching this on the telly-box at the moment. You man-creatures have really got some ugly genitals haven't you. :cry:

Anyways. Fill in the form and post pictures of you measuring.

http://www.measuremymanhood.com/index.html

Penises are lovely! I've even got a favourite shape :yup:.

Which is?

-bd
04-20-2008, 11:00 PM
Squeamous

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Not telling.....because they're all nice and shape doesn't matter :unsure:.
04-20-2008, 11:45 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Not telling.....because they're all nice and shape doesn't matter :unsure:.

I feel the same way about breast. If I believed in God - I would thank her.

Peace, Paul :happy:
04-21-2008, 04:53 PM
Squeamous

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

To be fair though it is easier to have nice breast than penis.
04-21-2008, 05:21 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

To be fair though it is easier to have nice breast than penis.

Unless...you're bi-sexual, then it's prolly just as easy...either way.

-bd
04-22-2008, 12:34 AM
bornwithnoname

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Watching this on the telly-box at the moment. You man-creatures have really got some ugly genitals haven't you. :cry:

Anyways. Fill in the form and post pictures of you measuring.

http://www.measuremymanhood.com/index.html

Penises are lovely! I've even got a favourite shape :yup:.

I didn't there where different shapes...:O
04-22-2008, 01:03 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

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Originally Posted by bornwithnoname

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Penises are lovely! I've even got a favourite shape :yup:.

I didn't there where different shapes...:O

Of course there are all shapes and sizes of dicks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ick_Cheney.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...onFarewell.jpg

-bd
04-22-2008, 07:38 AM
Squeamous

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

:lol:
04-22-2008, 04:27 PM
Skweeky

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i don't actually own a ruler so ive tried using this on screen one but i don't think its the same :unsure:

But we all know that you're erm... well-endowed in the penis-area. You showed us and then CG and I vouched for you.
Which is better than a medical certificate in these areas.
04-22-2008, 04:29 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i don't actually own a ruler so ive tried using this on screen one but i don't think its the same :unsure:

But we all know that you're erm... well-endowed in the penis-area. You showed us and then CG and I vouched for you.
Which is better than a medical certificate in these areas.

cheers, sorry it knocked you up though - i didn't mean for that to happen but I want you to know i'll help out with the bills and stuff :yup:
04-22-2008, 04:31 PM
Skweeky

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

If only I'd put my goggles on before looking :s
04-22-2008, 04:33 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k4...do-nothing.jpg

;)
04-22-2008, 04:36 PM
Skweeky

Re: The Great British Penis Survey.

You could've given me those before you sent that picture :snooty:

The time now is 05:16 AM