sexy burds cooking fred

ewe know what to do.

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionC...25/cooking.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...itchen1060.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...he_kitchen.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...09_468x500.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ria_ki9333.jpg
thats that woman from desperate housewifes i think, i do not like her one bit as she has no talent whatsoever and doesn't belong on the tellybox ...though she's doing the dishes so we'll let her off

http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/108399.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/bl...-ftv-girls.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Sexy20Chef.jpg

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ulder/P003.jpg

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ulder/P006.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...starri_011.jpg

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That doesn't pass for cooking! If it did you saddos would probably be in better shape.

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That doesn't pass for cooking! If it did you saddos would probably be in better shape.

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Au contraire, she's definitely cooking.

mulder has a cooking burd fetish :lol:

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mulder has a cooking burd fetish :lol:

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On the whole much less disturbing than his burd cooking fetish

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Hoi! Half these burds are just posing wiv food. Cooking is Graft I tell thee. Thems not even breaking a sweat!

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Hoi! Half these burds are just posing wiv food. Cooking is Graft I tell thee. Thems not even breaking a sweat!

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but they are wet somewhere :whistling

Are you suggesting that those patently talented ladies are being disingenuous with regard their culinary skills.

That's calumny of the worst kind.

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Are you suggesting that those patently talented ladies are being disingenuous with regard their culinary skills.

That's calumny of the worst kind.

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They can get a discrete cream for that these days though.

I know what you lot need. It's less sexy burds and more cooking.

http://i27.tinypic.com/14o7kl.jpg

Don't say I never show you my floury baps:

http://i32.tinypic.com/254wk5x.jpg

@ everyone apart from Squeamous. Just because someone is posing in a kitchen with foodstuffs doesn't mean they are cooking. Titillation of menfolk doesn't count as cooking.
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I know what you lot need. It's less sexy burds and more cooking.

http://i27.tinypic.com/14o7kl.jpg

Don't say I never show you my floury baps:

http://i32.tinypic.com/254wk5x.jpg

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What is it?

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@ everyone apart from Squeamous. Just because someone is posing in a kitchen with foodstuffs doesn't mean they are cooking. Titillation of menfolk doesn't count as cooking.
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You can be so hidebound and reactionary with regard what constitutes cooking.

Some of us are willing to be more liberal in our interpretations, nazi.

Oi!!!

It's a chilli bean burger....thus fulfilling the criteria of being hot and cooking. It's also got some Quorn bacon on top. It tastes better than it looks :snooty:.

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I know what you lot need. It's less sexy burds and more cooking.

http://i27.tinypic.com/14o7kl.jpg

Don't say I never show you my floury baps:

http://i32.tinypic.com/254wk5x.jpg

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:unsure:

What is it?

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Quorn on a beanburger is my guess.

I was right to the max ftw.

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Oi!!!

It's a chilli bean burger....thus fulfilling the criteria of being hot and cooking. It's also got some Quorn bacon on top. It tastes better than it looks :snooty:.

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Quorn bacon? :idunno:

Chilli burgers are alright but they can go through one a tad :shifty:

So can younger women :naughty:.

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@ everyone apart from Squeamous. Just because someone is posing in a kitchen with foodstuffs doesn't mean they are cooking. Titillation of menfolk doesn't count as cooking.
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You can be so hidebound and reactionary with regard what constitutes cooking.

Some of us are willing to be more liberal in our interpretations, nazi.

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I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

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Oi!!!

It's a chilli bean burger....thus fulfilling the criteria of being hot and cooking. It's also got some Quorn bacon on top. It tastes better than it looks :snooty:.

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Quorn bacon? :idunno:

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It's compressed fungus or something.

It's sounds like space-meat, though :smilie4:

And it actually doesn't taste bad. I like quorn burgers.

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I was right to the max ftw.

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You're too old to know about quorn bacon shirley? :unsure:

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You can be so hidebound and reactionary with regard what constitutes cooking.

Some of us are willing to be more liberal in our interpretations, nazi.

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I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

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You keep saying it like it's a bad thing. :wacko:

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I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

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In the kitchen Crabby...don't forget that!

Eugghhh. I'm really allergic to Quorn.

Cheese's mum tried to poison me the first time I ate at her house.

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You can be so hidebound and reactionary with regard what constitutes cooking.

Some of us are willing to be more liberal in our interpretations, nazi.

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I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

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They are? :blink:

'cept for a grand total of one, the daft-looking one with the cucumber, there's not that much purposeful posing with vegetables :unsure:

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I was right to the max ftw.

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You're too old to know about quorn bacon shirley? :unsure:

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I didn't say Quorn bacon, that's oxymoronic.

It's Quorn, that is all.

Ah, come on Crabby, it's only waffer-thin!

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Ah, come on Crabby, it's only waffer-thin!

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that's what she said :pinch:

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I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

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You keep saying it like it's a bad thing. :wacko:

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Yes have lost the thread of CG's argument here

That said I wouldn't eat any of the food the dirty minxes had been handling like - not sure where it might have been.

That and cucumber gives me unbelievable heartburn.

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Ah, come on Crabby, it's only waffer-thin!

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Still makes me barf like a drain.

Cow it is then!

@ Biggles et al. Sorry I don't know really what I mean. I'll go now.

Sorry for being loose-threaded.