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08-11-2003, 03:08 AM
Cygnuz-Y

Just imagine there was no Sex....

Would you preffer a Women or a PC?
08-11-2003, 03:11 AM
silverccrow

A Lamborgini Diablo and my PC ! :blink:
08-11-2003, 03:18 AM
Powdered Water

I'm sorry I was busy masturbating what was the question again? :microsmile:
08-11-2003, 03:19 AM
balamm

w-oo-man.. ? like that in your sig? what are they for?
08-11-2003, 03:22 AM
Cygnuz-Y

Quote:

Originally posted by balamm@11 August 2003 - 03:19
w-oo-man.. ? like that in your sig? what are they for?

You talking to me....

By the way, if there was no Sex i rather preffer my Pc!!!!
08-11-2003, 03:23 AM
brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y@10 August 2003 - 22:08
Just imagine there was no Sex....

Would you preffer a Women or a PC?

Take the mouse out of your hand.
Turn the power off(not just hybernation)
Back away from the computer.
Go have sex(because you can realy have sex with women......realy)
or if the sex thing isn't possible.....masturbate. ;)

All jokes aside my computer!
SLAP!!!!.........Jeesh.........Sorry Honey!!!
08-11-2003, 03:26 AM
Cygnuz-Y

HAHAHAHAHA

c'mon man i do have a girlfriend but i was wondering if there was no sex would you stay all day with your girlfriend chatting or would you be in the forum or playing some videogame in your PC!!!!

I rather take the PC!!!!!
08-11-2003, 03:26 AM
iamhere

If there wasnt any sex I wouldnt need my computer. There certainly wouldnt be any need for the internet.
08-11-2003, 03:29 AM
Cygnuz-Y

Quote:

Originally posted by iamhere@11 August 2003 - 03:26
If there wasnt any sex I wouldnt need my computer. There certainly wouldnt be any need for the internet.

Explain yourself!
08-11-2003, 03:31 AM
brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y@10 August 2003 - 22:26
HAHAHAHAHA

c'mon man i do have a girlfriend but i was wondering if there was no sex would you stay all day with your girlfriend chatting or would you be in the forum or playing some videogame in your PC!!!!

I rather take the PC!!!!!

SHHHHHHHH!!!!!........I'm with you dude.........I understand completley......but my wife is lurking around someSLAP!!!!!!!!!!!
08-11-2003, 03:34 AM
Cygnuz-Y

Ethernet enabled Ketchup lol hahahahahaha

OK PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU PREFFER?
08-11-2003, 03:57 AM
brotherdoobie

I think I want to borrow that gun...............I cant go on with the thought of no sex!

Peace brotherdoobie
08-11-2003, 03:57 AM
Ron

I'll take the woman.
She can cook, clean, wash, do the dishes, iron my shirts, put out the garbage, hand me my beers, give me backrubs and blow jobs.

And no, blowjobs aren't sex. Ask Billy Clinton, he said so.
08-11-2003, 03:58 AM
balamm

you don't seriously believe they do all that do you? not my ex anyway.
08-11-2003, 04:02 AM
Celerystalksme

Hmmm i would have to say my puter cause it hasn't cheated on me yet :lol:

but if you include music....well music is my real love... :D
08-11-2003, 04:04 AM
brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@10 August 2003 - 23:02
Hmmm i would have to say my puter cause it hasn't cheated on me yet :lol:

but if you include music....well music is my real love... :D

Stick with your hands...........They are always loyal! ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
08-11-2003, 04:04 AM
Ron

Mine neither.
That's the reason she's my ex. :D

Any volunteers to be my future?

Hey girls, where you all running off to all of a sudden? :o
08-11-2003, 04:06 AM
chalkmongoose

Bal, which ex.?
Ron, what ex.?

I'd prefer the PC, what good are women otherwise?
08-11-2003, 04:07 AM
Celerystalksme

Quote:

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+11 August 2003 - 14:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 11 August 2003 - 14:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@10 August 2003 - 23:02
Hmmm i would have to say my puter cause it hasn't cheated on me yet  :lol:

but if you include music....well music is my real love... :D

Stick with your hands...........They are always loyal! ;)

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
*Just had to say i so missed the forum*....

anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d!ck *thank gawd*
08-11-2003, 04:09 AM
Cygnuz-Y

Quote:

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@11 August 2003 - 04:06
Bal, which ex.?
Ron, what ex.?

I'd prefer the PC, what good are women otherwise?

Sex!

Thats why i said " If there was no sex"
08-11-2003, 04:09 AM
brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally posted by Celerystalksme+10 August 2003 - 23:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 10 August 2003 - 23:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@11 August 2003 - 14:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme

Quote:

@10 August 2003 - 23:02
Hmmm i would have to say my puter cause it hasn't cheated on me yet :lol:

but if you include music....well music is my real love... :D

Stick with your hands...........They are always loyal! ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

*Just had to say i so missed the forum*....

anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d!ck *thank gawd* [/b][/quote]
;) ..................Sure!

Peace brotherdoobie
08-11-2003, 04:10 AM
Celerystalksme

Bastard :lol:
08-11-2003, 04:11 AM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y+11 August 2003 - 04:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cygnuz-Y @ 11 August 2003 - 04:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@11 August 2003 - 04:06
Bal, which ex.?
Ron, what ex.?

I'd prefer the PC, what good are women otherwise?

Sex!

Thats why i said " If there was no sex" [/b][/quote]
You seem to have missed my point. I won't elaborate any further, for fear of being attacked by the females of this board.
08-11-2003, 04:11 AM
Ron

Quote:

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:07
anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d!ck *thank gawd*

So, hypothetically speaking Celery,

if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse? :blink:
What are friends for then? :(
08-11-2003, 04:12 AM
Powdered Water

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 04:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 04:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:07
anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d!ck *thank gawd*

So, hypothetically speaking Celery,

if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse? :blink:
What are friends for then? :( [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
08-11-2003, 04:13 AM
Celerystalksme

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 14:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 14:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:07
anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d!ck *thank gawd*

So, hypothetically speaking Celery,

if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse? :blink:
What are friends for then? :( [/b][/quote]
You seriously want me to answer that question??
08-11-2003, 04:14 AM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 04:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 04:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:07
anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d!ck *thank gawd*

So, hypothetically speaking Celery,

if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse? :blink:
What are friends for then? :( [/b][/quote]
And what if I walked into the urinal?
08-11-2003, 04:15 AM
Ron

@ Celery: yes please. :)

@ Chalk: you'd have to wait a minute. Celery would be having his hands full. :D
08-11-2003, 04:16 AM
Celerystalksme

Sure why not, id take one for the team...and after that id go home and sleep with my gf... :lol:
08-11-2003, 04:17 AM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron@11 August 2003 - 04:15
@ Celery: yes please. :)

@ Chalk: you'd have to wait a minute. Celery would be having his hands full. :D

:blink: I'm sure he has other openings. :blink:
08-11-2003, 04:18 AM
Celerystalksme

Quote:

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+11 August 2003 - 14:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 11 August 2003 - 14:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@11 August 2003 - 04:15
@ Celery: yes please. :)

@ Chalk: you'd have to wait a minute. Celery would be having his hands full.  :D

:blink: I'm sure he has other openings. :blink: [/b][/quote]
Ummm...how bout...FUCK NO !!! :lol:
08-11-2003, 04:19 AM
Ron

Quote:

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:16
Sure why not, id take one for the team...and after that id go home and sleep with my gf... :lol:

Hehe, wash your hands first Celery.
She might smell them, and ask you if you'd be hanging out with me again. :D

Oops. :ph34r:

I mean...eerrrmmm.....nevermind.
I don't know her.
I really don't.
I really, really, REALLY don't.
What you doing with that knife Celery?
I was only kidding man!!!!

/me runs like hell.
08-11-2003, 04:20 AM
Cygnuz-Y

hahahaha

They Got Ya....
08-11-2003, 04:20 AM
Celerystalksme

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 14:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 14:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:16
Sure why not, id take one for the team...and after that id go home and sleep with my gf... :lol:

Hehe, wash your hands first Celery.
She might smell them, and ask you if you'd be hanging out with me again. :D

Oops. :ph34r:

I mean...eerrrmmm.....nevermind.
I don't know her.
I really don't.
I really, really, REALLY don't.
What you doing with that knife Celery?
I was only kidding man!!!!

/me runs like hell. [/b][/quote]
It wouldn't be the first time she's cheated on me :lol:

least this time it would be with a friend :D
08-11-2003, 04:21 AM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 04:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 04:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:16
Sure why not, id take one for the team...and after that id go home and sleep with my gf... :lol:

Hehe, wash your hands first Celery.
She might smell them, and ask you if you'd be hanging out with me again. :D

Oops. :ph34r:

I mean...eerrrmmm.....nevermind.
I don't know her.
I really don't.
I really, really, REALLY don't.
What you doing with that knife Celery?
I was only kidding man!!!!

/me runs like hell. [/b][/quote]
That's some of the funniest shite I've ever seen. Ron, thanks for distracting him! While he's off chasing you I can go visit Mrs. Celery...
08-11-2003, 04:24 AM
Cygnuz-Y

Mrs. Celery!!!!

hahahaha

This is getting interesting...
08-11-2003, 04:24 AM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y@11 August 2003 - 04:24
Mrs. Celery!!!!

hahahaha

This is getting interesting...

We can include your missus as well, Cygnus... :dribble:
08-11-2003, 04:26 AM
[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]

Well me, I'd have to say my computer, cuz when you do something bad, you can always format. You can't erase memory on a woman.
08-11-2003, 04:26 AM
Cygnuz-Y

:argue:

Mrs. Cygnuz is My PC....

lol

:D
08-11-2003, 04:28 AM
Ron

Quote:

Originally posted by [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]@11 August 2003 - 06:26
Well me, I'd have to say my computer, cuz when you do something bad, you can always format. You can't erase memory on a woman.

Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won't even remember she doesn't like having sex with you.

...for a while anyway.

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