Man! I Really Sometimes Wish.....

Just poped up to the shop on me bike B)

Driving up a lane to get to the little shop I go to, a car in front of me.....nothing special.......He starts to indicate to pull over.....He starts to pull over........he pulls over.......I overtake and carry on.......As soon as I overtake he pulls away......gets right up my ass :angry: Tosser :angry: So I slow down........Slower......Slower........Get to the shop and stop.........he stops too, and I think "Here we go" :rolleyes: He sit's there.....looks at me...I said "Would you like a photo".....He drives off :blink:

WTF???? Was all that about????? :blink:

Not only that, but on the way back down the hill , some silly cow in a space cruiser decides to cut the corner, If I had been in a car that would have been our lot :angry:


OoooOOGRRRRRR, I really wish I was a traffic cop B)


Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 11:41
OoooOOGRRRRRR, I really wish I was a traffic cop B)


Jonno B)

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No, you don't! You wish you had a shotgun and could get away with blowing their brains out!!! :angry: :angry:


I know it's the way I feel every day when riding me old bicycle back home!

You damn hippies on your scooters, riding all over the countryside just anywhere you like, you don't even pay as much road tax, what do you think this is, a free country or something?

I've a good mind to come down there and pull out of a side road without even looking. :P

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Originally posted by lynx@11 August 2003 - 10:55
You damn hippies on your scooters, riding all over the countryside just anywhere you like, you don't even pay as much road tax, what do you think this is, a free country or something?

I've a good mind to come down there and pull out of a side road without even looking. :P

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Erm.........Sig dude.......Rocker! B) .....Not Hippy :rolleyes:

And that last comment :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 05:41
Driving up a lane to get to the little shop I go to, a car in front of me.....nothing special.......He starts to indicate to pull over.....He starts to pull over........he pulls over.......I overtake and carry on.......As soon as I overtake he pulls away......gets right up my ass :angry:  Tosser :angry:  So I slow down........Slower......Slower........Get to the shop and stop.........he stops too, and I think "Here we go" :rolleyes:  He sit's there.....looks at me...I said "Would you like a photo".....He drives off :blink:

Jonno B)

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Sounds like he was stalking you... albeit clumsily. :P

Hmmmm......

:o Where was Metro when all this was taking place?

I was outside your house Titey... spying on u...

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Originally posted by MetroStars@11 August 2003 - 10:52
I was outside your house Titey... spying on u...

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At 5am... well, you are persistent. :rolleyes:

well, i was just driving home a moment ago after getting my flat tyre fixed, a group of 5 or 6 teenages on bikes started riding down the middle of the road towards me playing chicken with my car. i was so close to clipping one of them, but the bugger moved just in time. if only i didnt get the flat fixed, i couldve skidded across the road and got 'em all.

ho- hum, maybe tomorrow. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 16:08
well, i was just driving home a moment ago after getting my flat tyre fixed, a group of 5 or 6 teenages on bikes started riding down the middle of the road towards me playing chicken with my car. i was so close to clipping one of them, but the bugger moved just in time. if only i didnt get the flat fixed, i couldve skidded across the road and got 'em all.

ho- hum, maybe tomorrow. :rolleyes:

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Yeah, 4 kids.....with bikes.......lets see.....4 x 15=60 =4 x7.5=30 =90+ 20 for oncomming...=110......

You would have got 110 points for that :D Pitty :(

Jonno B)

dont forget the bonus round, when they are all sprawled on the floor clutching broken bones. :D :P
a quick reverse over the lot of 'em would have got me an extra life or two. ;)

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Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 16:48
dont forget the bonus round, when they are all sprawled on the floor clutching broken bones. :D :P
a quick reverse over the lot of 'em would have got me an extra life or two. ;)

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Now that's just being nasty :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you can get them without damaging the bikes you get a secret level :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

the lil buggers were asking for it.
they were looking me dead in the eye.
there was no way i was gonna stop and let them have my road.
(when im driving, it is MY road! ;) )


i paid good god damned money for my licence, and damnit, if i want to waste it by running a few bloody sprouts over, so be it. ;)
(i wouldnt have hurt them, but i would have knocked them off their bikes for their sheer cheek. it really pee's me off when these kids think they can intimidate you when youre in a big f***ing metal box. eejits! :angry: )

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the lil buggers were asking for it.
they were looking me dead in the eye.

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That's after you hit them?? :blink:

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(when im driving, it is MY road!  ;) )

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Woman........say no more :P

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(i wouldnt have hurt them, but i would have knocked them off their bikes for their sheer cheek.

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I see <_< You would&#39;nt have hurt them........but........you would have knocked them off :lol: :lol: :lol:

Go Pixie Chick :lol: :lol: B)

Jonno B)

they better look out when i but myself a sherman tank. ;)

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Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 17:36
they better look out when i but myself a sherman tank. ;)

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Hehe......national "Take the piss outta Lilmiss" night :lol: :lol:

When you "But" yourslef a tank :lol: :lol:

Sorry :flowers:

Jonno B)

yeah, haha, laugh at the lilmissy. :angry:
you wont be laughing so hard when im rolling my tank over your knee&#39;s jonny boy. :rolleyes: :D

(and if i wanna but a sherman tank, i will&#33;
probably give me brain ache though. :huh:

Me sowwy :flowers:........pwease don&#39;t hit me :(

Ahem......L***** the po*h :P

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 12:36
they better look out when i buy myself a sherman tank.&nbsp; ;)

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http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tanke.gif

i swear, you call me that again, and your knees are history&#33; ;)


(nice tank titey&#33; :D
but i think its time for the whacky stick...... http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whap.gif )

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Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 18:01
i swear, you call me that again, and your knees are history&#33; ;)


(nice tank titey&#33; :D
but i think its time for the whacky stick...... http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whap.gif )

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Ouch :( L***** ouch :blink: The ouch :ph34r: P*** :ph34r: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow :blink: :(

Ok, ok :blink: Sowwy :unsure:

Me head hurt.....need cuddle :(

Jonno B)

well, since titey hasnt rode in here so quickly for that one. :huh:

/me gives jonno big hug.
....then kicks him in the knackers before runnin&#39; like the wind. ;) :D

Uoooof :blink: ........Th....a...t.........wa.....s&#39;...nt, very.......n.....i....c.......e :blink:

My..........fr....e.....aki.....ng.....n.....ads :blink:


Jonno B)

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Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 13:14
well, since titey has rode in here so quickly for that one.&nbsp; :huh:

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http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/horse.gif Like a knight on a white horse - eh? :P

ahhhh....but where are your hugs titey?
too little, too late. ;)

Me hugs me hugs (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Lilmiss)))))))))))))))))))))))

:D


Jonno B)

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Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 15:23
ahhhh....but where are your hugs titey?
too little, too late. ;)

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Sorry lilmiss, I didn&#39;t know you were in need of hugs - what with the tank and all. :unsure:

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 18:06


Me head hurt.....need cuddle :(

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this was what i was talking about titey.
but as you didnt give hugs, i had to.
...but if you are dishing them out.... ;)

bring out the tank again too, for my amusements sake. :D

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Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 15:46
this was what i was talking about titey.
but as you didnt give hugs, i had to.
...but if you are dishing them out.... ;)

bring out the tank again too, for my amusements sake.&nbsp; :D

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por vous lilmiss

First the cuddle.... http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/hug.gif

And then the tank.... http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tanke.gif

Would you like air coverage too? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tomcat.gif

Oh man I just creamed my pants :D

They are soooooooooooooo cooooooollllllll B)

I declear Titey the second Coolest member here B)


Jonno B)

Thanks dude.... but none of em are actually my creations. :unsure:

So???...........You should keep that to yourself.....duh :rolleyes:

Now edit you post to say "Yeah thanks, they are quite hard to make tho" ;)

Jonno B)

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/no.gif Nah.... I won&#39;t take credit for someone else&#39;s work.

I can make myself look stupid just fine on my own. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/fool.gif

Not on your own........you need me to help :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stupid is as stupid does :blink:

What a stupid fecking saying :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

No JONNO.... with you around, I almost appear intelligent&#33;


















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I thought it was the other way round :blink:

Maybe that makes us Dumber and dumberist :blink:

Jonno B)

Isn&#39;t that Tweedle Dumber and Tweedle Dumberest? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/duh.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/duh.gif

excellent work titey, i could do with those in the other thread&#33;
come on, me drive.... :D

you pair old fools&#33; :P

For Jonno, just to get this thread back on topic: http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/busted_blue.gif

And just in case titey&#39;s air cover isn&#39;t enough, bring on the space cadets:
http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/awing.gif

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Originally posted by lynx@11 August 2003 - 18:30
For Jonno, just to get this thread back on topic: http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/busted_blue.gif

And just in case titey&#39;s air cover isn&#39;t enough, bring on the space cadets:
http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/awing.gif

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:blink: Back on topic?????

WTF? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/zapping.gif

And get your Jedi butt outta here.... I had Blue Squadron flying stand-by if needed&#33;

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