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I was talking to an acquaintance yesterday and he told me he thought I was 'marginally more fun than a smack in the face'.
I have decided to actively pursue a course of being only slightly more fun than a smack in the face, and I also thought I'd try to be a bit more interesting than watching paint dry while I'm at it.
Anyone else want to join me? :shit:
can we take our shirts off?
You go first (and we'll need photographic evidence :yup:).
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your turn :yup:
That's one you prepared earlier. Fraud! :snooty:
Shhhhhhh! Do you want to see bewbs or not!? :pinch:
I don't trust you! I want one with my name etched into your chest with a razor blade, only then will I be convinced :snooty:.
Frigidity. :no:
would you settle for felt tip pen? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
No, because you might just do that and then I'll be up shit creek.
What's a bit of bewb between internets FFS. :unsure:
Learn from master skweeky. :smilie4:
I was talking to an acquintance the other month an he told me I look like the guy wot does this song:
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I have decided to actively pursue a course of hunting him down and stabbing him in the face with a rusty fork when he least expects it.
Who's with me?
gewgle crap bewbs, I dare ya:glagpinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
I'll hold your coat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
bewbs for bewbs, thats the way on the internets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Skweek's got her jugs out? When?Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
I'll bring my special, ebola knife.. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
So you're saying you'd really like to see my cleavage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Btw, is that your real chest? :naughty:
touch it and see for yourself
yes, yes i would. and it is indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousSo you're saying you'd really like to see my cleavage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Btw, is that your real chest? :naughty:
Are you joking my arsehole. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousSkweek's got her jugs out? When?Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
i'd find the bewbs thread where all the action took place, but i can't be bothered :(
that wasn't too hard actually, bewb thread - http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lou...-gals-265009/?
Tweaking or a cool breeze. :coat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
And just where do we get these acquaintances from, Tesco have them?
edit: after the donation of a double ewe & some e, the above could, or not, now make some resemblance of sense.
Would you like to buy a vowel?
A double ewe would be good for starters.
Have you got any e, to follow the double ewe?
cheers & beers big ears, I can now go ahead and insert them into my pile of shit post above.
Gads, are we getting mulders tits out again?
Awesome.
Do we get more cawk shots muldy? I've used up the last ones.
Hoi, Attention, have you found a whore yet?
Quality :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bogewgle crap bewbs, I dare ya:glagpinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Oh, and if squeamous won't oblige, you'll have to use your imagination like manker did...
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check the phonebook
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderyes, yes i would. and it is indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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It's a nice chest btw :D.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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It's a nice chest btw :D.
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what is that? aids? :unsure: