Guess what my Cook smells like.

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05-13-2008, 06:09 PM
JPaul

Guess what my Cook smells like.

:blink:
05-13-2008, 06:13 PM
trackrider

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

fish?
05-13-2008, 06:14 PM
Biggles

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boiled cabbage?
05-13-2008, 06:19 PM
chalice

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Sweat, Bisto and Fairy Liquid.

A heady aroma and no mistake.
05-13-2008, 06:20 PM
trackrider

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onions? :cry:
05-13-2008, 06:28 PM
brotherdoobie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Woke up the next morning to the smell of Cornwall with AIDS.

God help the maid. No doubt she was confused and earning her wages that day.

-bd
05-13-2008, 06:29 PM
chalice

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Noice, BD, noice.

You cross-fred genius you.
05-13-2008, 06:49 PM
Skweeky

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snob :snooty:
05-13-2008, 06:54 PM
chalice

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

I'm not a snob. I just work hard. And it was a hotel maid, I was referring to. And she prolly makes more dough than me, like
05-13-2008, 06:56 PM
JPaul

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

My Cook probly makes more dough than you.
05-13-2008, 06:56 PM
JPaul

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Mulder's cock probly makes more dough than you.
05-13-2008, 07:00 PM
chalice

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Yeah, but she kneads it like.
05-13-2008, 07:03 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Mulder's cock probly makes more dough than you.

Mulder's cock makes more dough than many countries.

http://www.isnare.com/?aid=242092&ca...s+and+Remedies

-bd
05-13-2008, 07:03 PM
JPaul

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@ Chalice

You refer to Mulder's cock as "she". :blink:
05-13-2008, 07:05 PM
chalice

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Naw, the board died before I saw your last.

But, come to mention it, why not.
05-13-2008, 07:07 PM
JPaul

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Naw, the board died before I saw your last.

But, come to mention it, why not.

Where did you see my last. I need a bit of cobbling done.
05-13-2008, 07:09 PM
chalice

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Naw, the board died before I saw your last.

But, come to mention it, why not.

Where did you see my last. I need a bit of cobbling done.

I saw that one coming.

Trying to shoe-horn Mulder's cock into this post but it's an upper-hill struggle.

:Coat.
05-13-2008, 07:12 PM
JPaul

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Make a paragraph including these phrases.

Mulder's cock ... horn ... up-hill ... coming.
05-13-2008, 07:12 PM
chalice

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If I just squeezed, 'upper-gland' in, it might have worked.

This post is yours to rape, mate.
05-13-2008, 07:14 PM
JPaul

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

If I just squeezed 'upper-gland' in ...

I'll just stick with a classic - ooer missus.
05-13-2008, 10:31 PM
trackrider

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

My Cook probly makes more dough than you.

you pay your cook :blink: interesting
05-13-2008, 10:42 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by trackrider

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

My Cook probly makes more dough than you.

you pay your cook :blink: interesting

What...you expect her to work for peanuts?

-bd
05-14-2008, 11:09 PM
trackrider

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

No, dinner :lol: :lol:
05-15-2008, 01:00 AM
Detale

Re: Guess what my Cook smells like.

Or even for smelly balls