About Jonno's Overweight Problem.....

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08-12-2003, 05:13 PM
Ron

I saw him mention his big body on numerous occasions now.
Jonno...dude....there are ways to get rid of it.
I used to be in your position.
Then, I took matters in my own hands, and bought some of those diet pills online.
Lost 40 pounds overnight!!!

Sterling, that is.... :(
08-12-2003, 06:53 PM
chalkmongoose

ROFLMAO
08-12-2003, 06:56 PM
WeeMouse

Jonno is cuddly!

:)
08-12-2003, 06:57 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

No Ron, :rolleyes: The weight is all between my legs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I tried to diet :( 15 beers and no food :( Did'nt work :(
I tried a diet free diet :( Did'nt work :(

I even tried exercise :blink: Afte a whole 3 minutes I was rush ed hospital :blink: :(

Lets face it :( I'm just fat and ugly with no friends :(

But I'm still damn smooth B)

Jonno B)
08-12-2003, 07:00 PM
NikkiD

First of all, Jonno is not fat - not even remotely... as weemouse says he's cuddly... I like to call it "huggable".

Secondly, if you have no friends, what am I???? :'(
08-12-2003, 07:00 PM
chalkmongoose

I'll always be your friend Jonno, even after that restraining order you filed on my person.
08-12-2003, 07:02 PM
Ron

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 20:57
No Ron,  :rolleyes:  The weight is all between my legs :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Hehe, I guess that <s>liposuc</s>.........<s>Laipos</s>.........<s>lyposu</s>........sucking thing might be a good idea for you then.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
08-12-2003, 07:12 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiD@12 August 2003 - 19:00
First of all, Jonno is not fat - not even remotely... as weemouse says he's cuddly... I like to call it "huggable".

Secondly, if you have no friends, what am I???? :'(

Awww:wub: Me have hug :)

I did'nt think you'd like me after I took your shoes Nikki :(

Yay, I got a friend who puts Pamela Anderson to shame B) Come to that, she puts most women to shame ;) B) What a babe B)

@Chalk......I'm not taking it back dude :P :lol:

@Ron...Jeez dude, I don't want it any bigger :blink: I have to have special trousers now :lol: :lol: :lol:

See what happens when dieting :blink: Disalutioned :blink:

Jonno B)
08-12-2003, 07:17 PM
Ron

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 20:57
No Ron,  :rolleyes:  The weight is all between my legs :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Oh you mean your belly has dropped between your legs, is that it?

PS, those purple monsters were NikkiC's shoes???? :blink: :blink: :blink:
08-12-2003, 07:23 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron@12 August 2003 - 19:17

PS, those purple monsters were NikkiC's shoes???? :blink: :blink: :blink:

Yeah, they are the ones she thru away that I got her :(

Personally I think she'd look good in some work bootshttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/drool.gif http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

Jonno B)
08-12-2003, 07:35 PM
NikkiD

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 15:23
Personally I think she'd look good in some work bootshttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/drool.gif http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

Jonno B)

And nothing else??
08-12-2003, 07:37 PM
Ron

Earrings maybe? :-"
08-12-2003, 07:44 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

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Originally posted by NikkiD+12 August 2003 - 19:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 12 August 2003 - 19:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 15:23
Personally I think she'd look good in some work bootshttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/drool.gif http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

Jonno B)

And nothing else?? [/b][/quote]
Hmmmm, let me see.......................No really. Let me see :lol: :lol:

I just picture you (at night ;) ) wearing a denim torn sleevless shirt, ripped denim shorts (oh boy :blink: ) and work bootshttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/drool.gif
All oiled up and singing Sweet Child 'o' Mine http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/drool.gif

While I play guitar in my leathers B)

Sorry, gotta go for 5 mins ..........http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

WOO, that's better :D :ph34r:

Jonno B)
08-12-2003, 07:54 PM
gumbydancin

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 14:44

I just picture you (at night ;) ) wearing a denim torn sleevless shirt, ripped denim shorts (oh boy :blink: ) and work bootshttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/drool.gif
All oiled up and singing Sweet Child 'o' Mine

WOO, that's better :D  :ph34r:

Jonno B)

http://www.nihilogic.dk/userpictures/135.jpg

:huh: :(

:lol: :lol:
08-12-2003, 07:58 PM
NikkiD

YAY!!! gumbydancin's back!!!!! Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!
08-12-2003, 08:07 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

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Originally posted by gumbydancin+12 August 2003 - 19:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gumbydancin @ 12 August 2003 - 19:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 14:44

I just picture you (at night ;) ) wearing a denim torn sleevless shirt, ripped denim shorts (oh boy :blink: ) and work bootshttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/drool.gif
All oiled up and singing Sweet Child 'o' Mine

WOO, that's better :D :ph34r:

Jonno B)

http://www.nihilogic.dk/userpictures/135.jpg

:huh: :(

:lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Fecking good reason too after picturing that :o B)

Jonno B)
08-12-2003, 08:11 PM
Ron

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 21:44
All oiled up and singing Sweet Child 'o' Mine

She better be singing:" I can't get no satisfaction", if you don't want to be looking over your shoulder the rest of your life!!!
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...rough/awm2.gif
08-12-2003, 08:19 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

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Originally posted by Ron+12 August 2003 - 20:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 12 August 2003 - 20:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 21:44
All oiled up and singing Sweet Child 'o' Mine

She better be singing:" I can't get no satisfaction", if you don't want to be looking over your shoulder the rest of your life!!!
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...rough/awm2.gif [/b][/quote]
WTF??? :blink: Explain :blink: I'd satisfy her in all her needs B)

I'd cook, clean....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
08-12-2003, 08:32 PM
Ron

Just make sure you're wearing a chastity belt while doing that, and we'll stay the best of friends.
Remember, castration with a blunt knife is a painfull (yet pleasant for me) process!!!
08-12-2003, 09:17 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron@12 August 2003 - 20:32
Just make sure you're wearing a chastity belt while doing that, and we'll stay the best of friends.
Remember, castration with a blunt knife is a painfull (yet pleasant for me) process!!!

OOooo, me thinks I touched a nerve :blink:

Sorry Ron boy :(

Jonno B)
08-12-2003, 09:36 PM
namzuf9

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 19:12
:blink:  I have to have special trousers now :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Are they the special plastic ones I heard about :huh:
08-12-2003, 09:39 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

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Originally posted by namzuf9+12 August 2003 - 21:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (namzuf9 @ 12 August 2003 - 21:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 19:12
:blink: I have to have special trousers now :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are they the special plastic ones I heard about :huh: [/b][/quote]
Yup :D

With extra padding round the................ :blink:

Jonno B)
08-12-2003, 09:46 PM
namzuf9

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 21:39
With extra padding round the................ :blink:

Waist?!?
08-12-2003, 09:52 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

Originally posted by namzuf9+12 August 2003 - 21:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (namzuf9 @ 12 August 2003 - 21:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 21:39
With extra padding round the................ :blink:

Waist?!? [/b][/quote]
Ermmmmm.........Ok yeah :rolleyes:

I was gonna say me nads :lol:

Jonno B)
08-12-2003, 10:00 PM
namzuf9

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+12 August 2003 - 21:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 12 August 2003 - 21:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by namzuf9@12 August 2003 - 21:46
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

@12 August 2003 - 21:39
With extra padding round the................ :blink:

Waist?!?

Ermmmmm.........Ok yeah :rolleyes:

I was gonna say me nads :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
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08-12-2003, 11:10 PM
Ron

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+12 August 2003 - 23:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 12 August 2003 - 23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Ron@12 August 2003 - 20:32
Just make sure you're wearing a chastity belt while doing that, and we'll stay the best of friends.
Remember, castration with a blunt knife is a painfull (yet pleasant for me) process!!!

OOooo, me thinks I touched a nerve :blink:

Sorry Ron boy :( [/b][/quote]
I wasn't talking about myself dude. :lol: :lol: :lol:
My knifes are sharp!!
The Canadian icehockey team's ones however....... :ph34r:
08-12-2003, 11:37 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Ron!...........Dude!.........You're talking to an English boy now :rolleyes:
You really think an Ice Hockey teams worries me :rolleyes: Pffft :P
You see, I could piss them off all I want, you know why? B)
Cos I can run a damn site quicker than some dude in skates :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyway, there's nothing wrong with me smearing Nikki in oil ready for her to sing with me.............is there? :blink: I think it would be quite ..........erm......nice :D

Ooops........Think I might have to go again :blink:
No, I think I can control this one ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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