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Kissing is regarded as unfaithful.
Flirting is Legal
Touching, Caressing,(show of affecti:shifty:n) i am uncertain about.
As with wanking (with or with out pørn) i am uncertain.
Hence, will you go to heaven or hell?
I still don't get how Clinton got away with it.
Unless you count sexoring mulder then yes, I have been faithful to cheese.
Wanking is not being unfaithful. Sometimes you need to scratch your own itches.
Zed, that question is mental.
Even if I were unfaithful, why would I post it on the interwebs for her to Stumbleupon in a moment of accident/mistrust.
Like what that twat Neotheone did.
I'm still lolling at that dick.
Might not a suspicious woman (for of times they can be suspicious) read that as an admission of guilt? No matter how innocently you meant it.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I can safely say I haven't cheated on myself if flirting is allowed.
It would be, Les, if she wasn't standing over my shoulder, nattering on about pish while I posted it in the first place.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesMight not a suspicious woman (for of times they can be suspicious) read that as an admission of guilt? No matter how innocently you meant it.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
True story.
Fortunate - fortunate like a fox.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceIt would be, Les, if she wasn't standing over my shoulder, nattering on about pish while I posted it in the first place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
True story.
I reckon this poll is some sort of honey trap
@Chalice - your response is both defensive and aggressive yet objective, hence i must conclude a feeling of guilt. Hence thou art of impulsive nature.
@Crabby - is that not what life is all about? finding the honey. I was a bee once.
Then I must conclude that you are a Freudian mystic, Zed, who actually believes all that psycho-babble bollocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Who'd a thunk it?
No one loves me :(
That's the first sensible thing you've ever said in the lounge ever, Zaa.Quote:
Originally Posted by (+.[___]·:·)
Fact.
This is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceThat's the first sensible thing you've ever said in the lounge ever, Zaa.Quote:
Originally Posted by (+.[___]·:·)
Fact.
logic + life experience make all men into misinterpreted freudian mystics.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Daily life can become rather a bore, movies show other wise. Men are weak.
ok so i kissed her, it felt great, no guilt (obviously..) electricity went amok.
will probably never see her again. Makes me appreciate my babe even more.
Yes, but I didn't ask you to tell me about your mother yet.
you got me
malakas
so when is the "yet" moment so i can splurdge in full detail about your mother?
You mean we're brothers?
You should have said, mate.
Give me a hug, our kid.
I thought he meant wanking someone else! Not wanking yourself? Wash your mouth out 100% :fear:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Ok here's a true story. The other day my OH found pics of Mulder's cock in the internet history and went mental. The only thing that saved me was that it was crabby who sent me them, and it was another girl's name scrawled on it. And I didn't even get off on them! I tried to explain that our relationship is purely that of a boy and his dirty aunty, but that didn't help for some reason :unsure:.
Fantastic story.
Mulder will laugh that cawk orf when he sees this.
Again, fantastic.
If I could be arsed to click on advanced, there would be myriad expressive smilies but I can't. So uber fucking lolz and wotnot.
Brill.
That's what you get for talking to Mulstar.
He can laugh, but if I get kicked out I'm turning up on his doorstep! Or your's, I haven't decided yet :dry:.
Naw, like.
Just tell him that his cawk is bigger and CG made you look at it.
Win.
Is it possible to be unfaithful with no present lover :(
Only if you get your cawk surgically removed and then get a transsexual to transplant it onto their body and then fuck your wound with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Time for bed, I reckon.
Goodnight all.
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Originally Posted by (+.[___]·:·)
maybe you should flirt more :unsure: as it is allowed I see :happy:
Chalice I see you are still the champ at using words that do not make sense at all. What are you trying to prove?
uber fucking lolz and wotnotarsedDetale's mum loves Old Geezer's prostate cancerous cawk long timebollocks posted pish nattering interwebs
What kind of horseshit is this? Looks like a cat ran across the keyboard.
:cry: Did you see what he did to me...
Geezer, once again you fail.
Why is it that you're the only one who doesn't understand what I'm talking about?
Could it be because your sad, sick old mind has reached the end of it's tenure?
I rather think it is. Do you feel inadequate that a person less than half your age can out-think, out-word, out you as as an imbecile?
What have you learned in all your years? Very little, as far as you've displayed thus far.
When will your sorry, feeble mind finally close up and die?
My money is on within the month. I'll know when your pish dries up and I can dance on your internet corpse. Like I'm dancing on you right now.
Is it possible to still love your partner if you have cheated on them?
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Originally Posted by chalice
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
You've just proven my point, you silly old fucker.
You're only making a fool out of yourself for my sport.
Keep it up. Though, I must admit, it's a bit like beating a Downs-Syndrome child with a stick.
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by shmicko
"Very often an unfaithful partner has not really fallen in love with someone else but is running away from a hidden fear or unconsciously trying to make the spouse jealous." p.514
Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care 8th Ed. by Benjamin Spock, M.D. Updated and Revised by Robert Needlman, M.D.
she ain't giving it to me so maybe she is cheating on me.
i told her to use it or lose it. she said whatever and walked away.... true story.
Of all the shitty things Iv done, Cheating is not one of them, I haven't ever cheated on a woman, not even like High School girlfriends, When I was single I would date lots of women, but before we ever slept together I would always say to them"look, I'm single and I'm not looking for anything serious I am dating other women so if you can handle that, thats great but if not we could just be friends" They never wanted to be friends, except Chalice's Mom
Having to befriend a corpse is no friendship at all, you necrophiliac.Quote:
Originally Posted by Detale
Really? Oh Noes! :pinch: :ermm::pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Yep he has to resort to satisfying everyone's requests :D aka best giveaway never done before.Quote:
Originally Posted by (+.[___]·:·)
Though I presume there's a bit of love after those requests have been filled ;)
Squeams, my previous regarding your predicament was a bit harsh.Sorry about that, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlReally? Oh Noes! :pinch: :ermm::pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That sucks balls big time. Can you not just say Mulder sent it in a block pm or something else and everyone in the lounge got a gander at his cawk if they wanted to see it or not?
Again, sorry about that.
Why didn't you do the womanly thing and go ballistic on him for spying on you/not trusting you/prying into your personal life? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Oh so you forwarded it on to your girly friends but not to me or manker :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlReally? Oh Noes! :pinch: :ermm::pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Racist. :emo:
you should know when to quit