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"glag: at ball pit.
I should have put :glag:
Ah the couch potato.....
See also pillows :unsure:.
The best - 69
On your own :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by guitarhero
The Sylvia Path wtf? :huh:
Guess I'd have to know who she is. :unsure:
The mary lou retton :naughty:
edit: Okay I knw who sylvia plath is but I guess I just don't get the 'position'. :idunno:
The Sylvia Plath reference is definitely obscure rossco, she was a novelist who became famous for her autobiographical book 'The Bell Jar', and is notorious for committing suicide with a gas oven. The train of thought gets a bit fuzzy over how this could be considered a sexual position :blink:
the drawings are kinda shit really, the mary lou one is a shower & the sylvia path one looks like an oven/oven door.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco
rod or?:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5the drawings are kinda shit really, the mary lou one is a shower & the sylvia path one looks like an oven/oven door.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco
I knew what the mary lou retton one was, hence the :naughty:
The sylvia plath one I knew what the pic was of but didn't understand how it was a sex position.:huh:
atm I`m typing from the hospital cuz I broken my left arm trying the The Mary Lou Retton position :rolleyes:
lonely people have all the fun.
i had a special couch .. :wub:
it was so soft :naughty:
I wish I were single haha
And for those candlelit special moments with yourself you can wedge a fleshlight between the cushions....apparently.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
Golden Girls marathon :glag:
ive done all of those.
The Golden Girls. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
You filthy rutter.
win :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousAnd for those candlelit special moments with yourself you can wedge a fleshlight between the cushions....apparently.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
and thats how my first masturbation happened , without the fleshlight
true story
the golden girls rawked. trew story.
I don't remember mine.....although I do remember my mum telling me not to do it public :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
^ You masturbate? How often?
Less than you I'm sure :snooty:
That is a given.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I read fleshlight as flashlight and was well confused :unsure:
Yeah, I think it's called that to take the gheyness out of assisted wanking. 'Mmmmm, sounds like flashlight....manly!' that sort of thing. It's like those irons aimed at men with 'controlled turbo jets' of steam and 'pump action water nozzle' (sprinkler).
Well I suppose it beats a jar of beetroot :dabs:
When I thought it was flashlight I couldn't quite work out how or why and did I miss something really obvious in my yoof. :unsure:
A jar of beetroot? :blink: Wouldn't that stain it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Not a problem if you are lonely :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousA jar of beetroot? :blink: Wouldn't that stain it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Edit: it is actually warm liver in a jam jar but I think that sounds a little gross
Only Benchez would go for a jar of beetroot, like. It's like doing the deed when she's got the painters in.
Real carnivore men go for a jar of liver.
And you can have a nice meal afterwards ftw.
My boss used to make me prepare that! He told me it was for a science lesson :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesNot a problem if you are lonely :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Edit: it is actually warm liver in a jam jar but I think that sounds a little gross
If you were vegetarian I suppose you could use warm tofu or something just as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Absolutement. Or even Bombay Potatoes, if ya wanna spice things up a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousIf you were vegetarian I suppose you could use warm tofu or something just as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Although I suppose you wouldn't get that authentic ferrous taste :pinch:.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice