Happy Birthday you old cock. :)
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Happy Birthday you old cock. :)
I noticed the age change from 21 to 22 but it didn't occur to me this might be the result of a birthday :pinch:.
Happy birthday little man!
Mon the Mulster.
Happy birthday and all that jizz.
Happy Burfday.
No.01 Perv of the internets. :wub:
Happy Birthday Mulder
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happy birthdaygay midgetMulder!!!11
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This is the only pick suitable for such an event ...
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Happy birthday Mr. Mulder.
Should be in the 'sex tips for the lonely' thread shirley?Quote:
Originally Posted by S3v3N
I think slapped legs are in order for those shoes on the cushions too :OQuote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousShould be in the 'sex tips for the lonely' thread shirley?Quote:
Originally Posted by S3v3N
From a discipline point of view only, naturally :shifty:
Obviousment :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Cruel to be kind etc.
And it would be so easy to avoid if she just knelt on the cushions instead :rolleyes:. Some people never think it through.
Happy barthday my ass. May you not have another one. You and Chalice.
You miserable excuses for human beings.
barthday? That's not in your dictionary:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Geezer
I'm not going to spoil Mulder's birthday thread by insulting your sorry troll arse, Geezer.
This is like Christmas in FST, you heathen old fucker.
Let's take this outside. Like into one of the myriad threads already composed for your derision.
The forum pauses while Geezer looks up everything I've just said in Websters.......
Happy fuckin' birthday, mulder.
You young whippersnapper you thought I could not find a way to copy your Avatar didn't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Why don't you get your head out of your ass? Notice I know how to spell ass. It is not arse.
I think you'll find the English spelling is "arse":mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old GeezerYou young whippersnapper you thought I could not find a way to copy your Avatar didn't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Why don't you get your head out of your ass? Notice I know how to spell ass. It is not arse.
Yanks don't know fuck from English, Geezer.
They think they invented the language (well ignorant old cunts like yourself, in any case) but the sad fact is, they didn't.
You have just displayed yourself as the very thing you attempted and failed to correct me on. And not for the first time, I might add.
You've attempted this futile 'arse' argument before and failed.
The English language existed long before your infant nation bastardised it and some of us still speak it.
Unlike yourself.
jolly good old barthday old chap!
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Originally Posted by clocker
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thnx :smilie4:
i can honestly say it was the dullest birthday ever, the only three people to remember were my family. i went to work, then the gym and was in bed for 10 :mellow:
i thought ladies loved it hard :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousShould be in the 'sex tips for the lonely' thread shirley?Quote:
Originally Posted by S3v3N
That is one ferocious girl.
Birthdays suck. Either everyone knows it at your work/studyplace, or it's best to simply forget them.
Well Done Mulder, Bravo, Outstanding, Awe Inspiring!
Well if you'd pm'd me your address like I asked, you might have got a pressie. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
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thnx :smilie4:
i can honestly say it was the dullest birthday ever, the only three people to remember were my family. i went to work, then the gym and was in bed for 10 :mellow:
you did no such thing (that i am aware of) :snooty:
fuck me, i'd get in bed for even lessQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
:yes:
You asked me to post you my dinner, except you poretended to be cheese or something.
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Originally Posted by J-dye
They do, but they also love you just the way you are :console:
Happy Birthday mulder!
Yay!
22! Woohooo!
Maybe this year they'll give you your cawk back?
Happy (late) birthday!!!
I thought it was your turn with it this weekend? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Happy Birthday, sexy! I'm ready to give you what you want - what you need (and you being a wee person...turns me on)!
Love, Gillian
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Originally Posted by SqueamousI thought it was your turn with it this weekend? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I must have misplaced it. Had to use my husband's this morning. :unsure:
^ you're cheating on me!? :cry:
Happy Birthday, Mulder! I'm trying to get the missus to send you bewb pics. We'll see.
-bd