my throat is burning with diseases like a whore's crotch.
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my throat is burning with diseases like a whore's crotch.
discuss.
I have no current medical problems to report.
Have you been sucking off sailors again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Listen to the cawk above - he prolly knows about such things.
Peace, brotherdoobie
:glag: throat aids... orsum!
try sucking on one of those minty thingies.. they usually do the trick :unsure:
't Is a virus going round. Treat the symptoms and take a couple of days of work. Do it. You know I'm right, I'm nearly a mum.
Don't know much 'bout gonorrhea, but I doubt workin' will help. 'specially considering what Muldster does for a living.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Shouldn't have swallowed :dabs:
Why...would you of preferred it - on your tits?Quote:
Originally Posted by Smith
-bd :dabs:
There's really a number of options on where it can go.
Arse, face and feet just to name a few.
:dabs: Not that I came up with this stuff...
Nope...you just ended up with the stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
-bd
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my aids have increased by x10 today, upon my desk i have a packet of strawberry flavoured strepsills (that taste like secks) a bottle of benylin and some paracetamol.
i dare you to down the benylyn in one. :o :01: :bloink:
Treat is as soon as possible, it may develop itself into throat-SARS sooner or later.. :unsure:
throat-SARS? is that worse than benchez-Yahoo aids? :unsure:
Roughly the same. Though having throat-cancer is, like, the worst evar. Ask Skizo about it.. He took a little too much cuntjuice in one go :unsure:
Vaginal flavoured streppills. Cool.
All strepsils taste like vagina.
You'd know that herbert, if you'd ever tasted real vagina like :dabs:
:pinch: Well I have taken streppills so.
Do real vaginas also make your tongue numb?
Only if you're doing it wrong :pinch:
^ Having sad that, it depends on how hard you're working at it...
the double action sugar-free ones taste more like rectum :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Now that's a taste herbert is more familiar with :happy:
:lol::earl:
Take some time off work for Crunchie's sake! It's a virus, it'll only go away if yu let your body rest.
Stubborn little git :angry:
I'd better not find you at work again tomorrow
good luuck and get well soon ,
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Originally Posted by maxxwell
Lovely, charming first post. A real fan. Signed up just to wish mulder well and better. :console:
Plus Won.
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Originally Posted by benchezQuote:
Originally Posted by maxxwell
Lovely, charming first post. A real fan. Signed up just to wish mulder well and better. :console:
Plus Won.
You've let your heart harden, Ben (loike...concrete). Some people care about random strangers, they've just met on message boards.
Have a heart. You're a hippy, after all ffs.
-bd
I wasn't being sarcastic. :cry:
Damn it...I was. You are a hippy! :ohmy:
-bd
its wai too busy for that atm, was there till gone six today :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
thanks maxxwell, you've always been there for me :hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by maxxwell
Maxxwell is a quality mate. Maxxwell for mod.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderthanks maxxwell, you've always been there for me :hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by maxxwell
-bd :01:
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its tonsilitus, and i can have my tonsils out if i want but i refused becuase (and this was in the small print of the procedure manual they let me read) they want to stick a massive pill up my arse while im awake!1? :o i said wtf, how the hells that gonna help? are ewe mental? :o and they said its comman practice now and its to put you to sleep so you will be awake when it happens, i said will ewe at least buy me some drinks first and she just said no in a snappy voice :cry:
i'd rather put up with the throat pain.
Listen you simpleton. Tonsilitis can lead to other really serious diseases and can make you deaf if you don't get it treated properly.
The pill up your bum has lube on it so you don't even feel it. Besides it's tiny compared to what actually comes OUT of your arse.
Now go and have those things cut out. You'll be seen to by a pretty nurse and get to eat loads of ice cream.
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Strep tonsillitis can cause secondary damage to the heart valves (rheumatic fever) and kidneys (glomerulonephritis). It can also lead to a skin rash (scarlet fever), sinusitis, pneumonia, and ear infections.
its gay, i won't do it :snooty:
Guess who's going to look gay when you have to learn sign language cause your ears got aids as well and you have to sit in a wheel chair with a colostomy bag attached to in cause your heart and kidneys are only half working.
And you stink because you have some dodgy kind of skin rash and you have to put smelly salf on it.
On top of that you have to stick a couple of tampons up your nostril because your sinusitis is now so acute your nose is just dripping yellow and green mucus constantly.
That won't look gay at all.
that wont happen, you made it all up - im going to the gym if you're just gonna sit there and lie like that :snooty:
Listen to Sonja, tard. Her motherly instincts are kicking in. Plus the pill up the bum is
bonus.
bd
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