Oh crap!

Hit a deer on the way home.
Front of the car and the whole left hand side is ruined. Dents and tears everywhere :cry:

My poor beautiful Alfa Romeo... a write off

Never mind the fecking car, are you alright?!?

I'm fine.
Just a wee bit shaken.
We were lucky the airbags didn't go off.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I'm fine.
Just a wee bit shaken.
We were lucky the airbags didn't go off.

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You poor things. I'm glad you are OK. Stupid deers getting in the road.

I did that once. It sucks when that happens.

Luckily I only wrote off the deer, not the car.

Hope you're OK :hug:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I'm fine.
Just a wee bit shaken.
We were lucky the airbags didn't go off.

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Must...resist....breast comment.....

Seriously, glad you're ok. I feel sorry for you, the car and the deer :(.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Hit a deer on the way home.
Front of the car and the whole left hand side is ruined. Dents and tears everywhere :cry:

My poor beautiful Alfa Romeo... a write off

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d'oe!:pinch:

i'll get me coat.

You poor dear. :pinch:

[captain harriet obvious]You mispelt that, but.[/captain harriet obvious]

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Hit a deer on the way home.
Front of the car and the whole left hand side is ruined. Dents and tears everywhere :cry:

My poor beautiful Alfa Romeo... a write off

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:pinch:

what are you gonna do with its meat? sammiches or something else?

1. How is the baby?
2. How is the deer?

Give life take life.

http://www.dcs.gov.uk/pics/RTA_roe.jpg

Jesus thats insane. Glad you and the fetus are OK

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Hit a deer on the way home.
Front of the car and the whole left hand side is ruined. Dents and tears everywhere :cry:


Deer do come apart easily - what about the car?





My poor beautiful Alfa Romeo... a write off

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Oh dear! Time to put Direct Line to the test.

oh deer :dabs:

We hit it with the front left, the thing then must have spun round and hit my door with its body and the back door, trim and back panel with its hooves/legs.
There's bits of deer stuck to the car :cry:

Was it a quick death do you think? :(

I hope so :(

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Was it a quick death do you think? :(

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About 40mph, like.

:pinch:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...n-law-deer.jpg

All insurance companies are bastards. After taking off the excess, the outstanding premiums and the amount by which the premiums would go up I would end up actually having to pay £250 because of this nonsense. :angry:

So decided to keep the damn thing for now and buy a new one next month or so.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

All insurance companies are bastards. After taking off the excess, the outstanding premiums and the amount by which the premiums would go up I would end up actually having to pay £250 because of this nonsense. :angry:

So decided to keep the damn thing for now and buy a new one next month or so.

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You're going to buy a new deer. :blink: I think you might be hormonal there, cool down a bit before you make any decisions.

To be fair I like venison.

Unfortunately it's dead deer.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

All insurance companies are bastards. After taking off the excess, the outstanding premiums and the amount by which the premiums would go up I would end up actually having to pay £250 because of this nonsense. :angry:

So decided to keep the damn thing for now and buy a new one next month or so.

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Don't tell me the fucking deer was uninsured :blink:

The same thing happened to me :frusty:

Fucking pikey deer bastards :angry: :angry: :angry: