Shame.. Really wanted Federer to win it this time round. Nadal is groaning as if he's getting jacked off by 20 Village Shemales at a time. Irritating as hell. He should also quit pulling his pants out of his bumcrack, its :ghey:
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Shame.. Really wanted Federer to win it this time round. Nadal is groaning as if he's getting jacked off by 20 Village Shemales at a time. Irritating as hell. He should also quit pulling his pants out of his bumcrack, its :ghey:
At first I wondered why you didn't post this in Sportsworld. Then I remembered they're tennis players. :dabs:
Feck off, tennis is the one sport that PWNS all others hands down. Orsum sport.
Other reason - Sportsworld is a dead as manker.
Hoi, Federer, quit missing shots, lyke. :unsure:
jeez this is painful.. Federer has only won 4 games in the whole game.. 5-0 down in the third now.. this is sad as hell :no:
under 2 hours.. finished. sad.
hope Federer will cuntsecks Nadal at Wimbledon.... :D
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Originally Posted by tralalala
Learn how to play the game of tennis, then you might have a clue of what I said. It's a coded message. Like.
OK, will do.
You mean "sets" then.
FFS, I know more about this game than you do.
federer was offside most of the time :dabs:
nah he had it right- 4 games in total. Score I think was 6-1 6-3 6-0 hence 1+3=4 games all up. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
No, wrong again, cunt. In tennis, you have to win 4 points to win a GAME. These are counted as follows - 15, 30, 40, GAME (you may have heard the umpire announce "Game, Nadal"). In the case of 40-40, the first player to win 2 points in a row wins that GAME. In order to win a SET, you must win 6 games (and win the set by at least 2 games - for instance 6-4). In the case of 5-5, you play till 7, and in a case of a 6-6 tie, there's a tiebraker (though in the 5th set no tiebraker is played - first to lead by 2 games wins the match. US Open has a tiebraker in the 5th set cuz they're cunts).Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
So yeah, Federer won only 4 GAMES in the whole match. He didn't even win a single SET in this MATCH.
PWNED, Cunt. <_<
Ooooh, someone's got sand in their vagina :ghey:
If you had originally said "... only won 4 games in the match ..." then there wouldn't have been all this confusion :dabs:
Yes, but you play a game of tennis.. It's like footy.. you can call it a game, or a match. Doesn't really matter. Fact is, Skizo hasn't a clue cuz he's a cunster who plays testicle-ball as a full time hobby, so he wouldn't know the rules of tennis that properly.
I rawk. Fact.
Funny you should say that, yesterday I went with my g/f to the sea, got sand all over the place :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit...rnikova_04.jpg
...is all ewe need to know about tennis.
^True dat. :yup:
Tra, you don't really expect me to read all that shite do you? :ermm:
Aye, I do, cuz I PWNED you and I wanna feel good about it, go ahead, say I was right and you were a cunt :P
@Mulder - And that is the reason tennis is the greatest sport, lyke, ever.
I wouldn't say that even if I read it. Maybe if I had a slide rule and a protractor I might skim through though.
What :mellow:
What's that in the background :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Mulder sailing towards her whilst butt-secksing benchsex, and Skizo making sure everything is video-taped.
Tennis is pure bliss. I'm drolling just waiting for Wimbledon to start.
My all time three favourite things I want to do before i die under the sports heading (in order of preference is...)
1. World Cup
2. Wimbledon
3. Super Bowl (just because it must be so decadent - its like Vegas all wrapped up in an arena!!)
Well, Queen's started yesterday, and I'm already feeling great seeing tennis on freshly mowed green grass.. Way better than that shitload of clay on a hard-court <_<
I never even saw anything in the background until you said :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefilesWhat's that in the background :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
:glag:
btw, Kournikova looks as if her face belongs to a 12 year old girl.. :smilie4:
i was thinking the same thing, she also looks kinda bloated ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
i'd still roger her senseless..