The boys watch the girls while the girls watch the boys who watch the girls go by

Eye to eye, they solemnly convene to make the scene
Which is the name of the game, watch a guy watch a dame on any street in town
Up and down and over and across, romance is boss

I love summer I do! Strutting about, getting beeped by white van drivers, walking past groups of men and smiling at them, knowing they're watching your behind as you sashay past, catching some guy's eye from behind your shades as you walk past, making a guy blush by looking him in the eye when you know he's staring at your boobies.

Don't get me wrong, I love Winter, but nothing gives you the horn quite like summer :happy:

Am I right or am I right? :yup:

yes, i found myself staring at girls in woolworths, they were everywhere. :o

Pic n Mix :P

woolworths = girl next door types.

sainsburys = good food, even better girls.

Woolworths = Chavs shirley? :unsure:

yeah i agree, most average people are chavs, woolworths is great.

sainsburys > chavworths.

where do you do your shopping at?

I still wanna know where all the hawt girls hide when it isn't summer. :dry:

AllenS aren't you banned from woolsworth. :unsure:

when it isn't summer girls don't really try to look hawt.

nope, never been banned from a shop before, only private webshites.

What about the wrongcock incident. :eyebrows:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=wrongcock :idunno:

chimney bottler, buntyman, the crazy world of arthur brown..

summer >*

i like how 90% of women wear tight shorts and tight vests, loads of flesh on display :drool:

and the fact that I live in Lincoln which is a complete student city, the university here is massive (not that i've ever been :emo: ) like really massive and then the college is huge too and one in two buildings here are student accomadation, so 89% of that other 90% are aged between somethingteen and early twentys, and the other 10 or 11% ( :unsure: ) are total milfs :smilie4:

* > maths

the downside of summer is that it gets hotter than the sun in the office and the nerds start to smell :sick:

off out at 12 to sit in a beer garden all day, win :happy:

will there be any upskirt pics? :unsure:

dunno, i was gonna wear jeans :eyebrows:

the weatherman might say different :naughty:

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yeah i agree, most average people are chavs, woolworths is great.

sainsburys > chavworths.

where do you do your shopping at?

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I get mine delivered online by Tesco :snooty:

Girls do try to look hot in winter, it's just that men are simple creatures and they require bare flesh to stir the loins. 80 denier tights just don't cut the mustard, no matter how much of them on display there is.

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Originally Posted by Alien5

yeah i agree, most average people are chavs, woolworths is great.

sainsburys > chavworths.

where do you do your shopping at?

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I get mine delivered online by Tesco :snooty:

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im thinking of getting heavy/big things delivered, but i enjoy shopping too much to stop completely, the part i dislike the most is having to wait in line when all you wanna do is strangle-a-chav.

it is difficult not to look and absorb.

it is a great survival mechanism.

I love to wonder around shops looking at all the pretty colours without buying anything.

I have to get pretty wopped first tho'.

Who on Earth enjoys food shopping? Weirdos! It only takes me about half an hour to plan meals for the week and write the list and half an hour to order. You have to pay about a fiver for delivery but given that I'd spend more than that on a cab back it's money well spent :yup:.

it takes me less than 30 seconds to walk to sainsburys, i go in then decide what my dinners gonna be. :snooty:

What a sad, nomadic existence :console:.

Ohhhh! I've just realised that that thing is your sig. I've been thinking you were some sort of dyslexic!

:fist:

I hate the hot weather. :fist:

I hate men honking their horns at you while you try to do day-to-day business like walk your dog. I hate the fact that because the sun is out, men think they can reveal their wobbly bits and sweat all over the place, and it's meant to be sexy?!

The only saving grace is that I'm short sighted and ignorant, therefore I ignore everyone. :happy:

Men revealing their wobbly bits. :fear:

It's not like that around here. :eyebrows:

I like the warmth but I hate honkers and builders shouting at you from scaffolding. I don't shout "nice cock" out of my window at blokes...

I think telling a complete stranger he has a nice cock makes you a sex pest :happy:

I like being honked/whistled at :unsure:.

I hate honkers.

They interrupt my audio-books. :fist:

honk honk

Get yer snatch out, n jump in that pool. :snooty:

:lol: been there and seen that.

I missed it tonight though.

Probably a good thing. The trannie just shouted a lot....again.

thats a (real) woman. :blink:

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I hate the hot weather. :fist:

I hate men honking their horns at you while you try to do day-to-day business like walk your dog. I hate the fact that because the sun is out, men think they can reveal their wobbly bits and sweat all over the place, and it's meant to be sexy?!

The only saving grace is that I'm short sighted and ignorant, therefore I ignore everyone. :happy:

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The dog must be liger sized by now - shirley you can just set him on the honkers?

I am not wobbling for anyone :snooty: - but summer dresses are kind of nice :yup:

she is a bitch.

if i was in there she would have got something in the face by now, be it foot, fist or chair. :(