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I'm not sure if I can be arsed though. I feel a bit low, and I'm going away for 2 days tomorrow to see my parents which always depresses the shit out of me. Plus I'll be making my way home at about 3am and will have the usual palaver finding a taxi etc. But I have already paid £13 for my ticket.
What do you reckon?
don't go :(
go out, get pished, post pics.
Pished does sound good right now.
Pictures sound good too :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Go anyway, come back and post shite on here.
Don't go I always use to hate to have to face the folks after a night out.
where are you Squeam's? im getting worried now. :(
Shit, babysitter did not show, and i am supposed to be at a party, wife is out. SHIT.
Squeamous is not back yet an its been two days that party must of been rocking. :D
I think Squeamous said part deux of the weekend was to be spent using Yoga or something else to remain calm and not strangle her parents (which would be a dismal thing to do to her dad on fathers day :) )
What did you get for father's day Les?
get your father a new mother
A couple of cards and a rather nice bottle of wine. Works for me :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I've got two dads and they are both rubbish so I'm not calling either of them.
are you virgin mary
http://www.tvdads.com/images/my2dads.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I'm back! Yeah, had to visit my parents on Saturday, and I could have done without the four hour train journey to be honest.
Anyway, went out because I already let my friend down recently and didn't have the stomach to again. Glad I did go because it was brilliant! Even if I did get a poor man's Ronaldo trying to dry hump me on the dance floor :dry:. Ah, the old girl's still able to pull mingers.....I haven't lost it :glag:.
How was the visit with your folks? I'm guessing they didn't have internets?? Mine's always like "there's something wrong with the computer so it might not work for you" pffftt n00bs
Yes they have the internet, but they get confused easily. I had to take my dad through buying on Amazon while I was there and he doesn't think he can do it alone still, so I must be a crap teacher. I'm not allowed to use it anyway. Last time I was there I turned the monitor off when I'd finished through force of habit and they spent 3 days trying to work out why the computer wouldn't work :rolleyes:. Being there is like losing touch with civilisation :cry:.
what time do you call this? dirty stop out slag! :@
where are the pics?
get your pics out.
btw http://208.116.9.205/10/content/12280/1.gif
Yeah we need illustrations to show us that dirty minger trying to get the best of ya
Tee hee! :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I have a short video clip coming but it's of the winner, DJ Zani not anyone who was there. It's of his performance. I'll put that up in a mo.
Ok....I forgot to turn it the right way up :blushing:
http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=301dfes&s=3"]View My Video[/url]
Why does this board always fuck up my sodding picture and video links? :angry:
Something wrong with that link, Squeam :huh:
The board won't let me edit it :(.
The board needs a good spanking. Mulder grab your heels and lipstick. I'm rounding up the booze, pills, and the whores.
Meet me here.
-bd
I'll be the self-appointed cameraman
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
It's because the url has an ampersand in it and the board bbcode can't handle ampersand in links.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
If you remove the [url= ... ] and [ /url] bits from the end of it and just post it as a link it'll work as a standard link... so
The Squeamous Video
http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=301dfes&s=3
Oh! Sorry you'll need to click the link button and post the url in that after you've removed the url parts.
That is some orsum beatboxing right there, however I fail to see you anywhere in the vid Squeam.
Surely you understood that was the request?
:P
nice vid but i was expecting vagina at the very least, you'll have to do better than that :no:
^ You have higher expectations than I, Mulder. You were hoping for a taste of vagina. I was wishing for a touch of breast, so to speak...
-bd
There will be no breast or vagina! Certainly no breast anyway. That's reserved for the buck-toothed fat fuck who was all over me like meningitis :snooty:. Now, unless you are fat, dentally challenged and can impersonate an international footballer move along.....
And thank you MG :wub:
By the way! Did you see it featured on The One Show?? Huh huh? I wondered why Giles Brandreth was there. I thought maybe he'd become a brotha.
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
I have a toothache and my impersonation of an international footballer would sound something like an ghey, drunken, Australian pirate.
All of my international impersonations sound like that. It's sad, really.
I'm on my way to fatness, if my wife doesn't lay off of the butter, in her cooking.
-bd :happy:
:lol: I have a mental image of that and it isn't pretty,....you'll do :happy:.
How's she doing with the asparagus by the way?