Happy Father's Day...Ftw!

The missus gave me a bottle of Bushmills and is making me a steak, salad, and appetizers.

The kids are being well behaved, they're going to the movies later, and
the missus promised me dirty sex.

I have some kind skunk weed, also ftw.


Peace, daddydoobie :cheers: :happy: :cheers: :happy: :cheers:

You've got just about everything I haven't got except for the skunkweed, like.

So I'm a gonna watch In Bruges right fucking now. That's what I'm a gonna do. Right now.

Cunts.

Hi Chalice, how goes it with you. :naughty:

I'm going to watch game five of the finals, and enjoy me plunder. I have some extremely
kind, Chalice. I would burn one with you...If you were a bit closer.

-bd

happy fathers day you muthers

Are you a father, lad?


- :cheers:

nahh not that anyone has addmitted to.......but i tried over and over

That's the best part of having children (the making part). So you're not doing
too bad, at all.

- :cheers:

i did raise my neice and nephew and a lousey job raising my half brother went wrong somewhere the lazy good for nothing fuck

Does your brother receive public assistance?


-bd

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

The missus gave me a bottle of Bushmills and is making me a steak, salad, and appetizers.

The kids are being well behaved, they're going to the movies later, and
the missus promised me dirty sex.

I have some kind skunk weed, also ftw.


Peace, daddydoobie :cheers: :happy: :cheers: :happy: :cheers:

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I thought I'd thought of everything....I did the meal and the gift and the hand made card, but I didn't think of offering my dad dirty sex :unsure:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

The missus gave me a bottle of Bushmills and is making me a steak, salad, and appetizers.

The kids are being well behaved, they're going to the movies later, and
the missus promised me dirty sex.

I have some kind skunk weed, also ftw.


Peace, daddydoobie :cheers: :happy: :cheers: :happy: :cheers:

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I thought I'd thought of everything....I did the meal and the gift and the hand made card, but I didn't think of offering my dad dirty sex :unsure:.

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:pinch:



-bd

Now his disappointment with the hand job makes sense :rolleyes:.

Please stop there with the depravity. :fear:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Now his disappointment with the hand job makes sense :rolleyes:.

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:lol:


You're not right. Not at all.


-bd

Oh come on....what's a flick of the wrist among family?

(I'm starting to make myself feel sick now :()

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Oh come on....what's a flick of the wrist among family?

(I'm starting to make myself feel sick now :()

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My West Virginian cousins call it a handshake - amongst family.



-bd :O

Chimps do it to reinforce family bonds. Any relation?

Most likely.


-bd

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

That's the best part of having children (the making part). So you're not doing
too bad, at all.

- :cheers:

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I think the best part is beating them:whistling

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Originally Posted by Detale

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

That's the best part of having children (the making part). So you're not doing
too bad, at all.

- :cheers:

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I think the best part is beating them:whistling

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Paedo.


-:snooty:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Detale

I think the best part is beating them:whistling

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Paedo.


-:snooty:

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Odd your mind would wander in that dark a direction so quickly.:unsure: