Have No Patience...
- :snooty:
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Have No Patience...
- :snooty:
no i dont have any Patience im not a doctor!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by weenden
:drummer:...
:noes:
-bd
Two little pigs to market went.
Their names were Paul and Patience.
They both were sold and both were sent to different destinations.
But as the two were dragged apart,
Paul said in soothing tones,
'I'm sure we'll meet again, sweetheart,
I feel it in my bones'.
They did meet at a later date.
Paul had not been mistaken.
He was the sausage on my plate
And Patience was the bacon.
:lol:
Brilliant poem. Even for vegetarians. :smilie4:
Alice is back, full throttle
I've heard Mulder's sausage is much longer than mine.
It's also more tender, since he's younger and closer to
his birth.
However, if you're looking for something a wee bit tougher
and seasoned...I do have him beat in maximum girth.
-bd
Did you lose in a sword fight :ghey:
It depends on how you look at things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Detale
-bd
Not really either you rubbed cocks or not
However, the winner of your mythical cock fight is relative...Quote:
Originally Posted by Detale
-bd
Mythical Cock Fight LOL
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She seems intimidated.
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Originally Posted by 100%
Mulder's cawk has that effect on the ladies...I've heard.
-bd
A true cock master, eh?
It works 60% of the time. Every time. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieQuote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Mulder's cawk has that effect on the ladies...I've heard.
-bd
Actually she seems more skeptical, towards a man whom prefers fowl to birds.
fuck pun
Fixed. :mrperfect:Quote:
Originally Posted by MsDraginGirl
She's a fucking cock tease. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
-bd
Thanks. Too wopped to look it up. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizoFixed. :mrperfect:Quote:
Originally Posted by MsDraginGirl