Neighbors, Bushes, Pishery, The Pished, And The Pissed Off...

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

What was his response?

Surprisingly, just a grunt and the shambling sound his shoes made, as he shuffled off
in a huff.


-bd :dabs:

I take it this was the other side to Larry.

Happened to me once. It was a Saturday night, like.

The toilet was unreasonably occupied by a mysterious female. All gravity and urgency pointed to the back yard.

The moment I started pissing, I heard a quick thud from the neighbouring window. Now I know my neighbour knows wot my cawk looks like, like.

Happens on the streets where people go out at night here.

You turn unsuspectingly to a sidestrazze and there's a big frankfurter pouring yellow pish out like a tankard.

Very disturbing imagery for one who's on the verge of retching all over the place.

What the neighbour may have seen.

http://bitimage.co.uk/images/23uw8tmw8mlozby7sch.jpg

It's got 'the eye'..

/me runs

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

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the rules clearly state that you are now entitled to one free look at her bewbs or two free looks at one of her bewbs.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

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the rules clearly state that you are now entitled to one free look at her bewbs or two free looks at one of her bewbs.

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Interesting choice.
I'd probably go for the two viewings of one boob option.

Hmmm...one peek at both I'd say

Two peeks at both bewbs with one eye.

He outsmarted us all

Well maybe, but I like my boobs in 3D.

Also, I'd have my two viewings a couple of weeks apart or something else.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Two peeks at both bewbs with one eye.

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that is some seriouz mathz, Good Sir.

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

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Well now she's seen it you might as well show me as well. I have seen Mulder's, if that helps :yup:.

mulder's cawk is woven in to the fabric of the internets.
It's a whole different kettle of banobo.

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Originally Posted by benchez

mulder's cawk is woven in to the fabric of the internets.
It's a whole different kettle of banobo.

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:lol:

:earl:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

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Well now she's seen it you might as well show me as well. I have seen Mulder's, if that helps :yup:.

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:lol:

It's not fair for any man to have to compete with the might of Mulder's fabled cawk.


-bd

Just between you and me, I thought it looked a little arrogant. I didn't like the way it squinted at me :unsure:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Just between you and me, I thought it looked a little arrogant. I didn't like the way it squinted at me :unsure:.

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I know what you mean. It just stares kind of cocky, like - with that one eye.


-bd :dry:

Leave Mulster's cawk alone.

He's the milkman of human kindness.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Just between you and me, I thought it looked a little arrogant. I didn't like the way it squinted at me :unsure:.

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:lol: :lol:

You mean it grew?

Or that somehow his cawk is cross-eyed?

I liked how it had 'Skweeky' written on it.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I liked how it had 'Skweeky' written on it.

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I would of wrote your proper name on it, Sonja (not because Sonja is shorter
than Skweeky, either). :whistling



-bd :snooty:

It actually had 'Skewer yourself on my pork sword, baby' written on it.

(I know, I know :sadwalk:)

It's a lovely evening. I take it you'll be fine without a coat.


-bd

Yes, yes I will.

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

It's a lovely evening. I take it you'll be fine without a coat.


-bd

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Developmental genius.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

It's a lovely evening. I take it you'll be fine without a coat.


-bd

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Developmental genius.

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:pinch:


-bd