The Mysterious Package

As some of you read this mornin, I found a note on my door stating that the office was holding a package for me. I couldn't figure out what it was as I hadn't bought anything recently.

I picked it up this afternoon and discovered it came all the way from Kallieb in Canadia. :O

Then I remembered that she was sending me some genuine Canadia syrup per a discussion a long time ago. :01:



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A whole feckin liter!!1 :01:

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Finally, there was this letter which smelled of perfume and was full of swanky woman stuff that read like a romance novel. I was blushing rather heavily whilst reading it. I blurred out the better part of it as the language was far to harsh for the board. :blushing:


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Thanks Kallie! :happy:

That's the whole fucking conversation, fuckface.

You can PM me the details.

Austin texas is a beautiful place , i liked it alot !

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

That's the whole fucking conversation, fuckface.

You can PM me the details.

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It mostly involved more syrup, her, Mulder, me, a stuffed moose head, and a 9 iron.

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Originally Posted by zedex

Austin texas is a beautiful place , i liked it alot !

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Indeed. :)

Where did you go in your venture here?

Does it really come from a maple tree? :O

What do you do with it (apart from the obvious)?

no soiled pants? :cry:

She isn't Japanese. :no:

Man, I thought someone'd send you some handkerchiefs so you wouldn't have to blow your nose all over the place.

Awwww, she's such a sweetie, that one. :wub:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Man, I thought someone'd send you some handkerchiefs so you wouldn't have to blow your nose all over the place.

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:lol:

Maple syrup isn't cheap.There is quite a process involved in making it.
A litre would cost at least as much as a decent California wine.

You're not supposed to talk about cost in relation to gifts! Manners Timothy!

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Man, I thought someone'd send you some handkerchiefs so you wouldn't have to blow your nose all over the place.

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A hanky. A piece of cloth to which one blows his nose in, and then places back in ones pocket. Yes, yes... that's absolutely sanitary. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Man, I thought someone'd send you some handkerchiefs so you wouldn't have to blow your nose all over the place.

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A hanky. A piece of cloth to which one blows his nose in, and then places back in ones pocket. Yes, yes... that's absolutely sanitary. :dabs:

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They have their limitations, but the point of them is you keep your germs to yourself. Or use a tissue and bin it as some wise woman said once.

Gentlemen. You do realise this is the gayest ongoing debate ever?

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The point of a johnny blow is to keep the germs away from me, which is exactly where I want them. And on the ground off in the grass someplace, they're unlikely to spread.

Keeping your germs to yourself is silly. The point in the hanky is to provide something to blow into in the event you need one forthwith. (sneeze attack, etc.) Etiquette and whatnot.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Gentlemen. You do realise this is the gayest ongoing debate ever?

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He started it. :snooty:

See it's comments like yours Skizo that remind me why I hate seeing people putting their feet all over the seats on public transport, and why it enrages me when people come into my home and don't take their shoes off.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Gentlemen. You do realise this is the gayest ongoing debate ever?

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Actually, the old "taffetas vs silk" issue hasn't been settled yet.



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Originally Posted by Squeamous

See it's comments like yours Skizo that remind me why I hate seeing people putting their feet all over the seats on public transport, and why it enrages me when people come into my home and don't take their shoes off.

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Twenty-nine after six.

Don't dabble :dry:

You goddamn piece of cunt.. You claimed to not have a digital camera. Lying arsehole, you are :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by tralalala

You goddamn piece of cunt.. You claimed to not have a digital camera. Lying arsehole, you are :smilie4:

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It's my new iPhone. :01:

The quality is shit tho.

Kewl so there's absolutely no reason why you can't phoatiegraph your chicks you claim to bone every now and again <_<

Why would I need to photo document and catalog my women? :blink:

For our viewing pleasure, asshole.

So I can end up like neotheone? No thanks. :emo:

And what does "Outmanoeuvres" mean?

Cunt, you still owe me that Tejas package.. I'll never forget that.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Actually, the old "taffetas vs silk" issue hasn't been settled yet.



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Any doubt as to your real nationality has been settled.

geeez i never get secret packages you lucky bastad

"bastad"? Your accent is really coming out.

Yankees... :no:

They'll never be learned.