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I love cooking might have missed my calling . I think it's a great way to show someone you care .
Ever do something stoopid to get a lil one up like make pancakes in their initials or cut the toast crust off ?
I do know if I make wifely breakfast in bed usually just poached eggs ,I'm good for afternoon delight sex sessions . :happy:
Any good ideas or thoughts ?
Chips.
I carved I love you in the congealed fat in a grill pan a while back.
Make your omelets of Ostrich eggs.. :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
my last misses burnt the steaks so i made it hurt.
Ya its a simple thing . I got my lil one up just making soft eggs all running like snot . He said Dad you do luv me .:lol:
Cheese wrote I love you in malteasers on the kitchen counter last valentines day.
You cut them or store bought ? There is a difference you know . :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I tease as granny use to double Blanche them in oil , then dry on paper . Oh man best fries you could ever have . Took a lot work tho and why my post . :happy:
That some seriously miniaturist shite going on right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
He must've had a magnifying glass going on to the max.
i spelt out a girls name in hula hoops once and then texted her the picture cos she really liked hula hoops and wasn't around at the time of the creation as she was at work and i was expecting a nice text back but got utter filth instead :blink:
twit. He spelt out I love you in maltesers right the way over the kitchen counter. It was a lot ofmaltesters.
Your granny knew her spuds. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by peat mossYou cut them or store bought ? There is a difference you know . :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I tease as granny use to double Blanche them in oil , then dry on paper . Oh man best fries you could ever have . Took a lot work tho and why my post . :happy:
Fair play to the lady, it obviously rubbed off upon yourself and not for the worse.
Yes, I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Hurr hurr.
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Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Got to love tho . I made my girl sandwiches with dirty sayings in it , she gave to a workmate . :O Workmate smiles at me to this day .
Awww. I'd have texted you nice things if you'd done that for me, then sent you filth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
win. :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by chaliceYour granny knew her spuds. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
Fair play to the lady, it obviously rubbed off upon yourself and not for the worse.
Ya a great lady lived to be 96 years old . I always visited every weekend and she would bake for my sons . Pumpkin pie for the boys and apple for me .
Sure miss that .
Did she threaten to play hoopla with them on your cock?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I arranged all the stones on Brighton by colour once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Another time, I had to wait for my missus outside her work so I arranged all the berries/conkers/acorns/pinecones in the garden in to a giant symetrical pattern.
Also, I see dead people when i'm really desperate.
My OH managed to make us a fried breakfast the other day. I was well impressed. Mostly he just shows me he loves me by not being able to do anything without my help........mostly :dry:.
you and your fantasies :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousDid she threaten to play hoopla with them on your cock?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'm not sure it's her fantasy, Mould.
Considering hula hoops aren't that big, it doesn't tell 'er much about yer cawk.
-Sherman
:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
I fought we were referring to the crisp snack variety, obviousment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
:happy:
-Sherman
I love to cook. I made Rigatoni noodles with sliced steak, Portobello mushrooms, yellow peppers, cherry tomatoes, spinach in a olive oil and garlic sauce for dinner last night.
It was most tasty.
-bd :happy: