What to do. :unsure:
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What to do. :unsure:
I saw my mate consume 40% of the Tesco bakery section in one visit.
Impressive as it was, I don't know if I have the necessary cheek to pull it off.
£1.35 for a loaf of bread this evening. This world is getting a bit fucked up
steal some food so you can sell it for money.
steal some food so you can sell it for money.
x2
Just eat the from the cheap shelf :smilie4:
I tried to double post and it didn't wurk
If you don't comment on the double posts I can remove them and no-one knows any better. :dabs:
if you do comment on them I can't, and it makes you look like a div, and it also makes tesco cry because he thinks the board is broked again...
EDIT: nice edit, effy :smilie4:
Do something else (post explanation):
Use credit to buy yourself some food.
Then cook it.
Eat it.
Now either sell yourself to make it back, or sell some drugz.
-Sherman
STFU Manker, or go into prostitution...
Credit. :blink:
The shops around here won't tick me stuff. :no:
o hai mister "i am too nifty for having a credit card, bank account or bus pass" :mellow:
If poor as fuck is nifty, then yes I am nifty. :smilie4:
I scraped together some 5p's from the penny jar.
/off down the chippy. :happy:
We do live if you can get something for 5p down the chippy :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Moran, I thought the only reason for making and maintaining a BT trackery thingybob is to make teh moneyz... :emo:
oh, and enoughfakefiles is on teh drugz. true story.
You can get a course of edible fish-n-chips for 5p?
:blink:
-Sherman
Me thinks all he can get for 5p at the chippy is 2 chips and half a crumb of schnitzel-type coating from the fish.
Hows the fuck are you skint anyways, Benjamin?
You're like a wopped out. tree-hugging Bill Gates minus the twatitude kinda cunt.
N'est pas?
Go to Costco and have as many samples as you can before they ask you to leave or buy something.. Then go to Sam's Club and do the same. Then you can try Publix, Winn-Dixi, Albertsons or whatever chain stores are near you.
Not the only reason..Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
In case you hadn't observed, his place isn't exactly a money-making manufactory.
True story? :O
-Sherman
Yes it is. He is teh pimz of the online prostitution industry.
@222terahertz - He lives in the UK.. They don't get shitty places like Costco there <_<
A social experiment once tired in Ireland could be the answers to your undernourished prayers, Benjamin.
Eat and drink only at wakes and funerals. Peruse the daily paper and mark which funeral you wish to attend. Amble along to said burial and flicker in the background availing of free pints and sundry death-snacks.
Win.
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Originally Posted by chalice
Thanks. I think. :unsure:
My 'homeless' mate has been kipping in my living room for a couple of weeks as my missus was away. Not only did the cunt eat all my food, but I came in today and he was checking his shares on the stockmarket with my internets. :O
He was also writing shemales to his tennant in his flat in Germany. :fist:
KeyLogger FTW. :shifty:
Do I get to chat-up the widowers too. :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I've been, returned, eaten the small portion of chips. £1.30. :ermm: Now i'm even hungrier. :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefilesWe do live if you can get something for 5p down the chippy :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
You could go fishing.. You are on an island right?
1 pound thirty? I'd buy a whole loaf of bread with that instead.
You mean funeral crashing.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
:rod:
-Sherman
You can't buy decent bread around here at 10 in the evening, otherwise I would have.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Nope. I meant:Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShamanYou mean funeral crashing.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
:rod:
-Sherman
Do I get to chat-up the widowers too. :w00t:
:ermm: Then for that moneyz, you should have bought.. ermm.. Is that worth 5 minutes with a prostitute? :huh:
Bench is committed.
I believe.
And for 5p the woman would have to be very desperate for junk.
-Sherman
I can cheer you up.
I calculated my new pay after a recent promotion. I miscalculated (I always err on the side of caution) and was actually due more than I thought. Plus they had mucked up something else so I got about £370 more than I had thought.
Today I took a mate for lunch and a pint, as he was going on holiday and I fancied a wee chat about stuff before he went. I do that earl but not with some dude I met on an internets forum, that's just creepy.
Then when I txtd Mrs JP to say I was on my way home, as is my wont, She replied "Pick me up a bottle of Glayva on the way home, I'll take you out for dinner. My treat".
True Story
There you feel better already, n'est ce pas.
Surprisingly enough, JP's story did cheer me up. :happy:
I not entirely convinced you struck exactly the right balance there. Prolly close enough though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
See.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
In your face Big so called Les.
Unless there's something you really wanted to get off your chest there, I think you mean widows :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
:pinch: