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True story.
Piles?
No, worms.
Something in the water I'm betting. Its been that kind of day.
Bikenter is a fucking cawk.
Pre-emptive strike ftw.
http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/GAY/mellow.gif I'll arse you later then.
I don't think the chap wants sodomised like, he's just a bit pissed off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Thanks JP.
Harriet would require something to sodomise me with in the first instance.
She didn't think it though.
She scored points on the smiley though, it's pretty ace.
-Sherman
:emo: Failed the first time 'round.
No 1 son refers to this as arse power. Chalice has 0% arse power. If it rose to 50% he would do things half-arsed.
My son's arse power is apparently stuck pretty much at 0% :ermm:
Some things I can be arsed about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I can be arsed posting this. I can be arsed drinking this glass of wine. I can be arsed running a bath for the sprogs. Bath night innit.
I cannot be arsed thinking about what I should have for dinner. I know I should but I can't. I cannot be arsed trying to steal something off the internets cos I cannot be arsed deciding what I want to steal.
Fuck you God!!!!
http://www.booksfromscotland.com/ass...612260237.jpegQuote:
Originally Posted by chaliceSome things I can be arsed about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I can be arsed posting this. I can be arsed drinking this glass of wine. I can be arsed running a bath for the sprogs. Bath night innit.
I cannot be arsed thinking about what I should have for dinner. I know I should but I can't. I cannot be arsed trying to steal something off the internets cos I cannot be arsed deciding what I want to steal.
Fuck you God!!!!
Go and read the little world of Don Camillo or do something else.
I've had just about all of the provincial catholicism I can be arsed with. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I read a couple of the novels in my teens.
A bit trite, like but they were recommended by an English teacher who I worshiped at the time so I endured.
Looking back, that teacher was a bit of a cunt. Not cos he recommended yon bewks, just cos I thought he was brill and he thought I was shite.
But 't is a book about the commies! :o
It's a book against the commies, where the good guy is a catholic priest.
Aye, but it's got Jesus in it, and he's a well funny chap for his age, n'est-ce pas?
I liked the Don Camillo stuff. I have some as audiophiles now.
True story.
Did I send you them at all Skweekmeister.
No, no you didn't.
I ordered the book off Amazon a few weeks ago because the copy my neighbour gave me had the ending missing...
The one I ordered never arrived :angry: Got a full refund though.