Do you reckon you'll think "God I wish I'd spent more time on internets forums, talking shite and posting smilies"
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Do you reckon you'll think "God I wish I'd spent more time on internets forums, talking shite and posting smilies"
I don't think i'd be talking to God at all. I'd more likely be thinking about what to write about the experience in my next novel. I already have a name for it. Death and posting pish on the internets.
Mate, my last words will probably be to yourself.
Pretty sad.
No offense, like.
Would it be terribly sad and vacuous to think 'I wish I'd had more sex'? :unsure:
Well, it was good enough for Betjeman :snooty:
Thats it. You've creeped me out now, so I'm leaving. :snooty:
I'll do a mulder self-imposed ban....
Don't try and stop me.
No! Don't go! Etc!
Wilde - Either those curtains go or I doQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I thought it was 'wallpaper'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyWilde - Either those curtains go or I doQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Can't decide which is best.
There are many reputed last Wilde lines but those two stand up somewhat.
I had always thought curtains.
I thought it was a rug. His editor was infamous for having a notoriously horrible toupee.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI thought it was 'wallpaper'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Can't decide which is best.
There are many reputed last Wilde lines but those two stand up somewhat.
True story?
-bd
'Curtains' is just too perfect, don't you think?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Nobody is that fucking brilliant on their death-bed.
Isn't that qualifying a superlative.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice'Curtains' is just too perfect, don't you think?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
I hope those are my dying words.
Though I suspect they are more likely to be "What do you mean one liver. That's just mad talk."
:lol: :earl:
"The treasure is buried in the............................"
Oscar Wilde's real last words...
'Fuck, my arse is killing me'
And his arse's real last words...Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
"A true friend stabs you in the front"
-bd
So he was shit-stabbed, lyke?
On my deathbed, I'll prolly be thinking: Shite, that went by fast.
Unless it doesn't.
-Sherman :huh:
You truly come out with some gems at times.
k.thx.bai
and rofl
die
influenced by the internet
I'll be too busy giveing hawt chicks the silent treatment. o_o
I take it that things have been going better for you, Ziggy. I'm glad to hear that you're pleasing the ladies proper, like. You stud.
-bd