explain why nobody in the world likes you at all
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explain why nobody in the world likes you at all
Two possibilities:
1. the rest of the world are cunts.
2. the rest of the world have only met Parisians, who should all be shot in the head.
Parisians are from the bad part of Canada, btw.
-bd
I've been in France several times- yes, even Paris- and have nothing but fond memories.
In fact, I've enjoyed all the parts of Yurp that I've visited.
maybe the rest of the world dont like the idea of being "civilised" or "cultured"
Parisian, are you?
from age 4 to 17 , yes
Parisians are the rudest people I've ever met. True story.
So here's a message for all your parisians out there. If someone is making an effort to speak your language, don't look at them like a retard if they get the accent on a couple of words slightly wrong. It's not our fault your language is for the gays.
If you're working in paris, a tourist mecca for the western world, don't look down your noses at tourists because they are paying your wages.
Oh, and apart from the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre, paris is rubbish, and we KNOW that's not the real mona lisa...
So in essence, STFU. Oh, and you drive like morons and eat like pigs and your toilets are disgusting.
Thankyou for your time. :happy:
:lol:
There are actually loads of nice places in Paris. There is Montmartre and the quartier Africain just down from it.
There is the Quartier Latin as well which is really nice! And the Centre Pompidou!
Le rod, Barbie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Had the same in London though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
It's funny because it's true :smilie4:
There are more foreign people in london than anywhere else in the world :yup:. You were probably dissed by a Pole.Quote:
Originally Posted by GuillaumeLe rod, Barbie?
Had the same in London though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Oh come on, the real one is in a sealed vault somewhere... that's if they still even have it :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
They may be a bunch of conceited pricks, but they have the best croissants, baguettes, food in general, and a hawt burd speaking the local dialect does spice things up, like.
-Sherman
Your mum > *Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
-bd :mellow:
Someone please translate?
-Sherman :huh:
You're mum is a hawt burd speaking the local dialect who spices things up for me, and rules all else.Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
Think it through - next time.
-bd
Thank you for referring to the Anglo version, as it different from the kind spelled with a, uhmmm, zed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.sharer
...Of course one has to take a second mortgage to afford these delicacies..so it's back to bangers and mash for me with some lovely mashed green peas with delicious artificial colouring ..:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
Bon apétit..Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard
-Sherman :sick:
Nothing more healthy than good old fashioned meat and two veg. Brits weren't fat when our diet was simple. Then the French and Indians/Pakistanis come along with their high dairy cuisine and make us bleb out :pinch:.
You know too much, now we'll have to have you whacked. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That's more like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
-Sherman :sleazebag:
They "made you" get fat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
The revenge of the small brown people is insidious indeed.
I take it you've never heard of the roving gangs of Asian kids roaming the streets on London with popadums and funnels.Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
They made us I say!!!! :fist:
Actually, no, but you know how lame American news is.Quote:
Originally Posted by GuillaumeI take it you've never heard of the roving gangs of Asian kids roaming the streets on London with popadums and funnels.Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
Any people that have sausage for breakfast and battered fish in batter with battered chips is going to get fat.
True story.
Why is it that whenever I go abroad I get offered a 'continental breakfast buffet' which consists of bread, meat and cheese? That's just asking for it to be stolen for to make lunch from :shifty:.
Mmmm, I had one this morning. Spanish meats, olive bread with goat butter and fresh olives. Yum yum yum yum!
Yes, most healthy :shifty:
I don't care. I'm pregnant. I get to eat whatever I want :lol:
lucky :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I get to eat whatever I want and I'm not pregnant.
Yet.
Parisians are ultra-cunts compared to the rest of France.
Especially Parisian bus drivers. They need their bawls stuck in mangles.
In the south, they're just cunts who clearly hate you yet don't feel the need to tell you as such.
Nice jambon sammiches though. Not to mention dirt cheap wine.
My OH calls my legs jambons. I think he means jambes :dry:
I am currently reading 'Le Diable et le Bon Dieu' from Sartre. I think I would like to visit Worms at some point. :yes:
You eat well, girl!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
-Sherman :mouthwatering:
I think he means hog thigh meat, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
-Sherman :P
That never occurred to me until today. He's sitting peacefully on the sofa watching wrestling DVDs right now. I wonder what I can do to get my own back? :01: