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Hahaha, fucking pwned :glag:
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Fucking idiots.
I love completely disproportionate responses to an invasion of personal space :happy:
Never surprise a brother
Happy slapper gets twatted Subzero style
Well I don't condone beating women at all, but that girl was being a right cunt, and sort of had it coming.
-Sherman :snooty:
It wasn't even water, she picked some happy slapping juice for maximum staining.
I love the way she was all like 'tee hee! I'm adorable, chase me chase me!' just before he laid her out :lol:
It was pretty obvious he was not the humorous type anyway.
-Sherman
You can always tell by the prominent brow ridge and knuckle-floor proximity.
Wow! annoying eedjit meets humourless prick.
Marriage made in heaven.
Can you imagine the children.
No need! :dry:
Maybe two negatives will make a postive and create the nicest person in the world! :o
Brilliant thread.
I love the "happy slapper" one, seen it before but I think it's magic. The only thing the lad did wrong was not kicking the cunts in the ribs.
To be fair the only thing he did wrong was land about a thousand punches and not one kept either of them down.
You're an eternal optimist Skweeky :hug:Quote:
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There's a big misconception about punches being "knock-out". The last time someone punched me in anger I just looked at him, smiled and broke his nose. Straight on with the palm of my hand right into his snitch. It was like blood and snotters all over the plaice.
True Story.
I know the nose was broke because the cops told me.
I think the only time a punch keeps a man down is if he's a middle aged father of four remonstrating with a bunch of yobs, or a tramp minding his own business at a bus stop :yup:.
Did it go up into his brain, or couldn't you tell? :pinch:Quote:
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Originally Posted by SqueamousDid it go up into his brain, or couldn't you tell? :pinch:Quote:
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Urban myth's ftw.
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I've never hit anyone, not as an adult anyway, and nor have I been hit. I always feel sorry for people who have had that kind of life. Makes me sad, kind of thing.
Up your's speccy.
It's ok...I understand, it's all you know.
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Did I ever say I was a renaissance man.
Cracked, dry, flaking and in need of restoration?
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Pretty much sums it up.
I would have included the word decrepit as well though.
I'd rather sit and look at The Last Supper than Tracey Emin's dirty bed, even if it is falling off the wall :yup:
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By way of explanation to the phillistines.
It's drawn on a wall and is in pretty bad nick.
Oh an there's like a door in it.
I wonder what Tracey Emin's version of the Last Supper would be? :O
Omg....I should do it and enter it for the Turner Prize! I'd probably have me as Jebus, naturally, and then the disciple that may or may not be Mary Magdeline could be Benchez. Judas could be Crabby because I reckon she'd do anything for money :smilie4:, and the others can be the rest of you nondescripts.
Indeed, you would make a good cheebus.
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For the meal I'd probably paint some quorn ham, egg and chips. That would fit the look of horror on the disciples' faces :cry:.
Wasn't cheebus born in an egg. :unsure:
If he was born in an egg, it would have been a whoreganic one, Shirley. :unsure:
Yes, he was born in an egg, I can't believe you needed to ask :rolleyes: