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08-02-2008, 08:43 PM
Sextent

How come

On TV's "A Place in The Sun" or "Destination, Destination, Destination" if it's two women you assume that the bloke couldn't be arsed going or being on the telly, so she took he pal.

However if it's two blokes you just know it's a pair of the gays.
08-02-2008, 09:36 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: How come

Who says they're not a bunch of dykes?
08-02-2008, 09:38 PM
Sextent

Re: How come

How can two blokes be a bunch of dykes.

That's just stupid.

Two could never be a bunch.
08-02-2008, 09:44 PM
chalice

Re: How come

You watch wummums programs.

What the fuck.

They're for women to shout at men. Same as wife-swap.

For every fucking cawk you see in Wife-Swap, your missus can see that cunt in you and will fire daggers throughout the viewing experience.

Why do those plebs go on that show? Why?
08-02-2008, 09:44 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sextent

if it's two women you assume that the bloke couldn't be arsed going or being on the telly

Thus the above response.
08-02-2008, 09:50 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sextent

On TV's "A Place in The Sun" or "Destination, Destination, Destination" if it's two women you assume that the bloke couldn't be arsed going or being on the telly, so she took he pal.

However if it's two blokes you just know it's a pair of the gays.

:lol:
08-02-2008, 09:52 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

You watch wummums programs.

What the fuck.

They're for women to shout at men. Same as wife-swap.

For every fucking cawk you see in Wife-Swap, your missus can see that cunt in you and will fire daggers throughout the viewing experience.

Why do those plebs go on that show? Why?

Hoi, I watch Masterchef.

However American Chopper cancels it out.

I deploy the yin yang thing to my televisuals.
08-02-2008, 09:55 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

There was a health special on the other day on women's genitals. I couldn't work out whether it was for me or not so I didn't bother watching it :mellow:.
08-02-2008, 10:01 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

There was a health special on the other day on women's genitals.

That's even more impressive than having a TV in your pants.

Well it's kind of the same thing but taking it way beyond the call.
08-02-2008, 10:06 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

Yes, it wasn't on for very long by all accounts :shifty:.
08-02-2008, 10:08 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

Hey, it's your genitals.
08-02-2008, 10:12 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

I'm sure it wouldn't have told me anything I didn't already know :mellow:.
08-02-2008, 10:18 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

I'm absolutely certain of that.

If you can graft a penis onto a mouse's back your knowledge is probly a bit higher than the level they were aiming at.
08-02-2008, 10:33 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

Now that's an idea! A mouse's penis or a man's though?
08-02-2008, 10:35 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

No, even better idea.

Graft a mouse onto a penis.

Think of the possibilities.

This should really be in your "Coming in my pants" thread.
08-02-2008, 10:39 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

I can only think of one possible buyer for a product like that and I'm pretty sure Richard Gere is heterosexual. :huh:
08-02-2008, 10:42 PM
chalice

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I can only think of one possible buyer for a product like that and I'm pretty sure Richard Gere is heterosexual. :huh:

Tell that to all the hamsters he stuck up his sphincter.

Good luck with that.
08-02-2008, 10:44 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

I'm sure they were female hamsters!
08-02-2008, 10:45 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

Thro' his sphincter, Shirley.
08-02-2008, 10:46 PM
chalice

Re: How come

Well that's alright then.

Female hamsters have smaller cawks when they're going up your rectum.
08-02-2008, 10:47 PM
Something Else

Re: How come

Through the sphincter, up the rectum.
That would be the medical description.
08-02-2008, 10:48 PM
Something Else

Re: How come

Past the starfish, up the cadbury canal in layman's terms.
08-02-2008, 10:50 PM
chalice

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Past the starfish, up the cadbury canal in layman's terms.

You are so my doctor when I get the bad piles.

I want to feel your hippie fingers on my grapes.

Mate.

:)
08-02-2008, 10:51 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

Thanks for clearing that up ben.
08-02-2008, 10:59 PM
Something Else

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Past the starfish, up the cadbury canal in layman's terms.

You are so my doctor when I get the bad piles.

I want to feel your hippie fingers on my grapes.

Mate.

:)

I hear that a lot. :ermm:
08-02-2008, 11:13 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

You are so my doctor when I get the bad piles.

I want to feel your hippie fingers on my grapes.

Mate.

:)

I hear that a lot. :ermm:

Blokes wanting you to stick your thumb up their arse :sick:
08-02-2008, 11:18 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

Beggars can't be choosers :(
08-02-2008, 11:19 PM
Something Else

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

I hear that a lot. :ermm:

Blokes wanting you to stick your thumb up their arse :sick:

Yeah. It all started when...............

I'll leave that story for another day.
08-02-2008, 11:26 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Blokes wanting you to stick your thumb up their arse :sick:

Yeah. It all started when...............

I'll leave that story for another day.

I'm guessing it involves you sticking your thumb up a blokes arse.

Or indeed you having a thumb stuck up your arse.

Possibly your own, that ties the two themes together.
08-02-2008, 11:30 PM
Something Else

Re: How come

It involves a doctor, an exam and a bag of onions. I won't give anymore away.
08-02-2008, 11:31 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

You paid the Doctor in onions.

Where were you at the thyme, France.
08-02-2008, 11:31 PM
chalice

Re: How come

Just for qualification's sake...

I didn't want to penetrate Benjamin's arse in any fashion.

If the patrons would take the time to read, then they would become factually aware that I only wanted my piles seen to by an expert ( should such an eventuality arise) and be comfortable in my (unforseeable) condition.

Longest setence ever contender ftw.
08-02-2008, 11:35 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

I'll have a look, but I'm going to need some garlic thrown in with the bag of onions :mellow:.
08-02-2008, 11:37 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'll have a look, but I'm going to need some garlic thrown in with the bag of onions :mellow:.

That's a serious prolapse going on there.

You might want to consider some polyfilla as well.
08-02-2008, 11:40 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

Good point. I'm not sure how long Chalice has got though. For particularly large cracks you really ought to fill them gradually over a few days.
08-02-2008, 11:48 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How come

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Good point. I'm not sure how long Chalice has got though. For particularly large cracks you really ought to fill them gradually over a few days.

:lol: :earl:

Build it up like.
08-02-2008, 11:49 PM
chalice

Re: How come

Arse.
08-02-2008, 11:51 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

If a job's worth doing :smilie4:.....
08-02-2008, 11:51 PM
Squeamous

Re: How come

If a job's worth doing :smilie4:.....
08-02-2008, 11:53 PM
Something Else

Re: How come

It's worth doing twice. :unsure:

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