I think I might have another little glass of wine before bed :happy:.
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I think I might have another little glass of wine before bed :happy:.
Fuck it, I think I'll have a pint.
Tea for me then. :sadwalk:
Hahahaha...you're poor :happy:
If it's any consolation I just realised my OH drank the last of the wine, the fucking old alcoholic.
Warm beer it is then :(
No! Sherry! I have cooking sherry that he doesn't know about!
What does "The last of the wine" mean.
Get some from the cellar.
The offie downstairs is shut :cry:
I'm sure you have a point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I'm a loss to imagine what it is.
I was supposed to be out last night but I left early after only a couple of drinks :( I felt crap and when I went to the toilet in the pub for a pee I thought I was passing blood :fear:
On way home on the train it occurred to me that I starting feeling pretty crap not long after eating a trendy sandwich at lunchtime "raw grated beetroot, spinach, ginger and cream cheese". It felt like a lead weight in my stomach. It dawned on me it wasn't blood, it was fecking beetroot :angry: I was peeing purple!
Les, I have never pished purple, despite beetroot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
That is wrong.
Get it sorted.
I don't understand. You're either at a loss, or you are a loss. Which is it? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Don't listen to Chalice, he's got dangleberries the size of grapefruit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Once again, beetroot ruins a perfectly fine night out :console:.
Indeed.
What the fuck is a raw grated beetroot, spinach, ginger and cream cheese sandwich.
That's mad talk.
In other news, it might be a good idea to see a Doctor if you are pissing blood.
"The offie downstairs"Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI don't understand. You're either at a loss, or you are a loss. Which is it? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
As opposed to the wine cellar.
We can't all have rambling rain-sodden piles in the arse end of nowhere :snooty:.
Indeed, where would the natural order of things be if we could.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I did notice how you included the words "piles" and "arse" in that post. It was rather good.
Cross thread reference ftw.
Seem to be OK today. The lighting in the pub cludge was a bit weird and blue :unsure: and I was a tad alarmed but later in better light I realised it was purple pee not red. It was a Boots meal deal. I won't be having that again. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
It wasn't conscious :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Which is all the more worrying :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousIt wasn't conscious :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
The threads are becoming blurred :unsure:
I think it has something to do with the Mayan calendar and the alignment of the planets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
More tea I think. Maybe cawfee. Bob style. :happy:
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Pagan :snooty:
:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Another thing that my missus is.
It'll be Autumn soon :happy:. I've decided I quite like Paganism even though I don't quite know what it involves :unsure:.
Clebration of nature mostly. According to my wench. Perhaps a wee bit of mentalism too. Maybe that's just her. :dry:
I read that as 'menstruation' :pinch: I suppose that's kind of Pagan :unsure:
Depends if you leak it sacrificially I suppose.
Biggles lights candles to mark the seasons....does she do that? What about dancing naked around stone henge? :unsure:
Yarp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
No but I met a naked librarian from Hertfordshire that was doing that. That was fine, it was when she started grinding on them that my mate and I decided to go around collecting change and claiming it was our mum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Shameless opportunist! :O
You know what Pagans are like, especially women. Everything's a fertility symbol :rolleyes:
If you do the dancing naked thing check for thistles, nettles and midges. Simple checks that can be difference between smiles and tears.
Sound advice. Is that from experience. :unsure:
'Dancing' eh? :shifty:
Does that apply to kilted dancing too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Observation - I don't think they saw me in the bushes :naughty: