16, awkward, with bum fluff
Pmsl! :lol:
I don't miss being that age :happy:
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16, awkward, with bum fluff
Pmsl! :lol:
I don't miss being that age :happy:
Give him an "accidental" flash of the boobs and watch him squirm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
do it :D
You think I should? :shifty:
I did have to lean over him very closely to watch what he was doing and I am wearing a very low cut top :naughty:.
ask him if he finds you attractive? :P
Touch his shoulder a lot and accidently brush his thighs.
Poor chap will be grateful eventually.
Omg, I'm not a padeophile you sick fucks!
:lol:
16 is LEGAL for gods sake!
how many days has he got left?
just take it slow :P
I'm sure it'll make work experience more interesting for him!
He's here for 2 weeks! It's quite hard to look alluring over a mouse's guts but I'll do my best :P.
What on earth are you doing with that poor mouse???
lol do it, you know ya want to:p tis funny watching young ones squirm when they getting that sort of attention
grafting a cawk onto it, or something :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Well I suppose now Mulder doesn't require mine and Crabby's dirty aunty attentions I should think about a replacement. Tbh it just hurts too much right now :cry:.
Stupid WE boy needs to learn how to hold the dissection tools before I'll let him loose grafting cocks all over the shop :snooty:.
I reckon Acid-dude. He's a little cutester. :01::naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I beg to differ:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by SqueamousYou should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him :fist:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Aw bless, he's only 20! :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Shut up shut up shut up shut up :fist:Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShamanI beg to differ:
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Originally Posted by SqueamousYou should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him :fist:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I can't wait until I'm 30 and I can be all pervy with younger boys.
At 25 they think you're being serious :dry:
Well aren't you
just a wee bit,
like?
Its great being 31. I get away with murder at work, or at least sexual harassment!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
lol cheers:PQuote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousAw bless, he's only 20! :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Get a room gents.
I'm in those difficult inbetween years of perviness. So far I've only been able to master the harassment of men old enough to be my dad, but under Crabby's wise tutelage I should be perving at their grandsons before they can say 'but I don't want to!'. :yup:
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
Sniff. I'm so very proud of you my child. :01:
He'll come in his pants.
lol who'll come in there pants?Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
The man speaks in a series of belches.
I fart in your general direction.
I was starting to wonder where that gentle breeze was coming from.
lol, is it flammable?
lol, do you smoke?
I reckon once I have this baby I'll be able to get away with a lot more than I do now.
Then again, I could turn into a MILF :cry:
..you French taunter!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
Be careful King Arthur will be arriving soon on coconuts.
Have you been sampling the green again Nige?
:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You can't really be a dirty aunty if they like it.