In honour of the Doobie.
The more embarrassing the better :happy:
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In honour of the Doobie.
The more embarrassing the better :happy:
*i thought vegetarians cant smoke cos cigs have meat in em*
lol the joys of when your pissed
What part of the pig does tobacco come from anyway? :unsure:
i was pissed, it doesnt matter. lol
Smoked ham? :idunno: Nice thread, btw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
-doobie :happy:
'Do you want me to pee on your face?'
Never try and drink a bottle of Jameson on your own :ermm:
You're pregnant just now so you're never really on your own.
You're drinking Jamesons for two now.
You're pregnant just now so you're never really on your own.
You're drinking Jamesons for two now.
A post for each of them, noice.
:lol:
I suppose it was a double Jamesons.
I hear that Squeamous prefers Triple Sec.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
-bd :pinch:
Good point.
Since it's Friday, I treated myself to a nice wee bottle of Chimay (Belgian Trapist beer). Yum.
The baby was kicking like mad while I was drinking it. Better get the wean used to the drink early on, n'est-ce pas?
Red or blue?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
What's the official position on drinking while preggers anyway?
Blue
well, when I got pregnant they said a few units per week was alright. Now they say you shouldn't have anything. I reckon a bit of alcohol is not going to do a whole lot of harm.
Blue
well, when I got pregnant they said a few units per week was alright. Now they say you shouldn't have anything. I reckon a bit of alcohol is not going to do a whole lot of harm.
You reckon, do you?
:unsure:
Yeah. I'm pretty sure.
things done while out of my mind? just smokin or other things if so heres a great one
went on a little 5 hit trip one night, the next night a buddy calls me to go drinkin well after a 5th of 151 it all went downhill and the trip came back i was completly out of my mind ran off eventually through the parking lot of the state police outpost then came back my friends found me sitting on the washing machine talking to the clothes hamper about the midget that wouldnt stop kicking me someone startled me while triping and drunk fell flat on my face and dont remember the next 6 hours i woke up in my front yard in a chair 20 miles from where i had been in all different clothes than i went out in, and they wer not even mine still to this day i have no clue whos they wer
I've passed out several times in rapid succession whilst walking home from a wedding once. Standing.
True story.
Ummm....there are shamefully far too many to count.
Prolly something like "Yes of course we can, I'd try anything once"
When are we meeting up in London for that drink again?
ahh but is it worse to be the one saying that or the one with idea but thats the thing about life no regrets i woke up once 2 states away with a girl i dont know and feeling absolute hell nothing with me but the clothes i was wearing and a camera(i dont know where it came from) and a bruise across my crotch and d!** when i looked at the camera i was congratulating myself for a job well done when she woke up it got awkward really quick "goodmorning whats your name ahh nice to meet you jessica can you do me a huge favor tell me where i am and can you take me home" i still want to go back to oklahoma one day and try that ride again, the sad part of that is that was 2 years ago and i think i might have gotten married to her that night she still calls me once a day.
just try to fathom missing 2 days of work and when dropped off at my job i was asked where have you been we thought you went to jail and having to explain this whole thing and not lose your job my boss still to this day gives me pure hell about it
You wore a hun top. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
You disgust me. :sick:
Why would I do that?:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by AgrajagYou wore a hun top. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
You disgust me. :sick:
I was talking about anal sex.
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Originally Posted by AgrajagYou wore a hun top. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
You disgust me. :sick:
I wore one once. I was coaxed into it by an ex navy officer :(
No doubt in an effort to have you then shed the garment in order to expose your bewbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkweekyQuote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
I wore one once. I was coaxed into it by an ex navy officer :(
My guess, anyway. :dabs:
Git.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieI hear that Squeamous prefers Triple Sec.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
-bd :pinch:
:snooty:
You're mad, you are!Quote:
Originally Posted by ardente
It's trueQuote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousGit.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
:snooty:
Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4No doubt in an effort to have you then shed the garment in order to expose your bewbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
My guess, anyway. :dabs:
Don't be ridiculous. Not to an ex navy officer ffs.
What's a hun top?
[Please forgive the ignorance]
A Rangers top.
Like a tank top?
http://i13.tinypic.com/4giohht.jpg
I'd move out fo the way of this post for a while. JP is bound to come and spit on this, rather phlegmatically, I would say
I joined here. It was at about 02:00hrs on 1st January.
I'm Scottish FFS, how much drink do you think I'd had.
Nah, I get to laugh now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
After the last month or so it's a great source of amusement to me.
Walter Smith, club saviour, has managed to totally fuck up both the team and more importantly the club. How good is that.
Murray would love to sell out. However after Manchester, Aberdeen and Kaunus he couldn't give it away.
True story.