Ben's Bowel Chat.
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Ben's Bowel Chat.
Discuss.
Crap topic.
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My daughter is refusing to poo, by the way. It's since we started trying to potty train her.
She hasn't had a poo for 4 days, and is clearly really uncomfortable, but still refuses to do so.
She won't even poo if we put a nappy back on her. :frusty:
Can we talk about this instead? I assume ben is at least potty trained....
It's a big assumption.
Tho' chalice tells us he (ben) wipes his arse on the Daily Mail so it's a fair bet.
Taken from VeggieBoards.com...
Best case for being a carnivore ever. Fact.Quote:
I've been vegan for many years, but recently I've been hearing more and more about the benefits of raw food. So over the past week or so, I've been eating a lot more raw food. The last 2 days have probably been about 60% raw. Most of the raw food is: apricots, nectarines, apples, grapes, bananas, avacado, cucumber, tomato, spinach, green collards, and bell peppers.
Today I've had a lot of gas and made at least 4 bowel movements. This is not surprising to me, as I know there's an adjustment period when you change your diet. What worries me however is the colour of my BMs. They are GREEN. Dark, grassy, green.
Has anyone else experienced this? Think it will improve as I get used to eating more raw foods? Should I be worried that perhaps I'm not absorbing the nutritents from the food?
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I have no idea if anyone could answer this question but my 20-month old vegan twins occasionally (about one a month) have post-nap poos that literally explodes out of their diapers where they basically have to be hosed down. They eat very healthy (much healthier than me and my husband). Their diet is primarily whole foods, no refined sugar, no junk/convenience food and very high-fiber so I'm assuming the fiber is causing the adult-size poos.
Do any other vegan parents have similar experiences or could it be that my kids' diet might contain too much fiber?
Hahaha that's fuckin' ridiculous :lol:
Genious.
In other news a wee lassie whose Mam is a vegan ended up in hospital in Glasgow with like rickets or something else. The Doctor said "She's not a fucking rabbit for fuck sake. People aren't supposed to live on seeds ya stupid fucking cow. Feed the wean properly or do something else."
Social services were contemplating deploying the cruelty wummin.
Read this, vegans. read it to the max.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4087977.ece
Nothing better than a good and hearthy bowel-chat during lunch time. :sick:
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Colon Cleanse: How Much Do You Know?
Q: Everyone should have at least one bowel movement every day.
A: The correct answer is "false".
Although one or more bowel movements is considered ideal by many natural health practitioners, if you exercise and are getting enough fiber and water in your diet, it is still considered normal to miss a day here and there. In some cases, fiber supplements may help, but forcing bowel movements by using stimulant laxatives (for example, laxative teas) is not recommended.
An ideal bowel movement is medium brown, the color of plain cardboard. It leaves the body easily with no straining or discomfort.
It should have the consistency of toothpaste, and be approximately 4 to 8 inches long.
Stools should enter the water smoothly and slowly fall once it reaches the water. There should be little gas or odor
poo smells really really bad if i dont poo for a day :dabs:
shit
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Requires laxative and a wee bit of distraction.
but the tv in front of the pot and set her on it, and let her watch until its taken care of. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Hmmm ... guess I'm just another name on your ignore list. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
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Originally Posted by Me
Indeed, that seems like the way to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchezQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Requires laxative and a wee bit of distraction.
Is that what I have to look forward to? :fear:
And who let Barbie have kids ffs???
Mrs Barbie presumablement.
Oh and yes, that's the type of thing you have to look forward to.
Hmmmm...
Is it to late to trade it in for a Nintendo Wii? :mellow:
just kidding btw
I was just packing up my Wii when I spotted the yellow text. :(
I was just packing up my Wii when I spotted the yellow text. :(
What do you want a new born baby for? :huh:
So I don't have to make my own for the missus. I'm cream crackered.
Hmmm, I don't know if I feel comfortable having you mingle with my offspring.
Just think of the consequences :fear:
I played a wii for the first time today. True Story.
I've had weans for years tho'
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Yeah. Fair enough. It was a bad idea. I don't have a Wii anyway. I was gonna steal AllenS' one.
If you type in 'benchez skweeky baby' on google, the 3rd result down is:
'Skweeky, have your jugs gotten any bigger yet'
True story as well
When I say "had" I mean ... oh you know what I mean.
Well have they. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I told you the other day; they've gone up two cup sizes. From B to D
I just like hearing you say it. :drool:
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kid. singular. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Having more than one is just mental.
Anyway, there are so many things to look forward to, I couldn't possibly list them all here :happy:
Sleepless nights, they're good.
Teething. Can't beat it.
Raging fevers ftw.
Projectile vomiting, that's a real highlight.
Smelling of vomit for several years.
What's not to love?
Then just when you think you're through the worst they get to 2-and-a-half years old, and suddenly turn into teenagers and refuse to do anything they're told.