Off to get a job

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08-19-2008, 03:12 PM
The Flying Cow

Off to get a job

Wish us luck. :cool:
08-19-2008, 03:13 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Off to get a job

The public teat thanks you and yours.

-bd
08-19-2008, 03:16 PM
Acid_death69

Re: Off to get a job

go get em tiger!
08-19-2008, 05:51 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: Off to get a job

You'll be contacted for a series of interviews, she said.

Hope it all works out.
08-19-2008, 05:54 PM
chalice

Re: Off to get a job

Doing what?
08-19-2008, 05:54 PM
Agrajag

Re: Off to get a job

Replying to his thread, you.
08-19-2008, 05:55 PM
chalice

Re: Off to get a job

Same.

I'd do that for minimum wage.
08-19-2008, 05:59 PM
Agrajag

Re: Off to get a job

I'd do it for nothing if I really had to.
08-19-2008, 06:00 PM
chalice

Re: Off to get a job

And it's to your credit.

Or not, as the case may be. :unsure:
08-19-2008, 06:09 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: Off to get a job

Waiting tables at Hard Rock Cafe.
08-19-2008, 06:11 PM
chalice

Re: Off to get a job

Seriously?

A series of interviews to be a waiter, like?

Fuck me.
08-19-2008, 06:16 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: Off to get a job

Yeah. Three from what I've heard.

It's a bar/restaurant of good repute. Tourists tip nicely.
08-19-2008, 06:59 PM
Skweeky

Re: Off to get a job

Yeah but mate... I didn't even have 3 interviews for my job and they had to make sure I spoke a few foreign languages :lol:
08-19-2008, 07:01 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Off to get a job

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Yeah but mate... I didn't even have 3 interviews for my job and they had to make sure I spoke a few foreign languages :lol:

Yes, but you don't get tips.

-bd
08-19-2008, 07:03 PM
Skweeky

Re: Off to get a job

I so do :snooty:

At Christmas time my customers send me things like champagne and chocolate and biscuits.
08-19-2008, 07:07 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Off to get a job

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

I so do :snooty:

At Christmas time my customers send me things like champagne and chocolate and biscuits.

Sweet. I got a fruitcake from the head of my IT department last year, ffs.
Fruitcake is evil.

-bd :(
08-19-2008, 07:10 PM
Skweeky

Re: Off to get a job

My mate made a fruitcake last year for Christmas. You could have weighed down a corps with it.
08-19-2008, 07:12 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Off to get a job

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

My mate made a fruitcake last year for Christmas. You could have weighed down a corps with it.

They're more dense like than the bt section. True story.

-bd
08-19-2008, 07:13 PM
chalice

Re: Off to get a job

I've got a mate who's a fruitcake and I've also got a mate who's a corpse.

Come to think of it, the corpse was also a fruitcake.
08-19-2008, 07:14 PM
Skweeky

Re: Off to get a job

That's saying something...
08-19-2008, 07:15 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: Off to get a job

Yes, he's admitting to a killing. Of sorts.
08-19-2008, 07:15 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Off to get a job

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

I've got a mate who's a fruitcake and I've also got a mate who's a corpse.

Come to think of it, the corpse was also a fruitcake.

And fruitcake taste like AIDS...

-bd
08-19-2008, 07:17 PM
Skweeky

Re: Off to get a job

I'm always surprised how it doesn't fall straight through you.
08-19-2008, 07:18 PM
chalice

Re: Off to get a job

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

I've got a mate who's a fruitcake and I've also got a mate who's a corpse.

Come to think of it, the corpse was also a fruitcake.

And fruitcake taste like AIDS...

-bd

I'll take your word for it.

Does it taste anything like HIV? I've heard the flavours are similar.
08-19-2008, 07:21 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: Off to get a job

Flavour's the word of the moment.
08-19-2008, 07:22 PM
Skweeky

Re: Off to get a job

I heard it's more like syphillis. With all the goo and that, you know.
08-19-2008, 07:22 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Off to get a job

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

And fruitcake taste like AIDS...

-bd

I'll take your word for it.

Does it taste anything like HIV? I've heard the flavours are similar.

If cooked properly they're both delicious (the former is usually well done and the latter is rare).