If You Could Time Travel...
Would you go back in time and give yourself a blowjob?
Moreover, would you be gay if you did? Shirley, it's just a more advanced form of onanism.
Would you go back in time and have a threesome with you and your missus if she was up for it?
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Putting a peen in my mouth, mine or not, is gay. No two ways about it.
And yes, I would threesome the missus.
Actually, we would both go back in time and then come back for the foursome. :smilie4:
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That's what I like about you Skiz, clear and logical progression.
What about if you only give yourself a wank? It's your cawk after all.
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I'm thinking that man hands on the peen is not much better.
Though I might consider it if I promised myself not to tell anyone. :shifty:
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Couldn't you think of anything better to do if you had the ability to travel through time ?
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I can think of loads of better things to do but that wasn't the question posed.
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I would go back to the time of Jesus and meet the king himself!
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Elvis wasn't around then.
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I would go back to the time of Jesus and meet the king himself!
Given the context that's really rather disturbing.
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I would go back and dine with Ahab.
Ibrahim, Ibrahim, aloé, Ibrahim.
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What makes you think he'd want to dine with you.
I fancy having a couple of pints with TV's Bobby Davro, I don't need a time machine and it's still not going to happen
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You can't blame Bobby Davro though.
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Given the context that's really rather disturbing.[/quote]
Mybe I could become an apostle too. Apostle Mossy. Sounds good to me :P
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rejectOfAllah
You can't blame Bobby Davro though.
On the contrary I hold him totally responsible. There was no need to involve the Courts.
None at all.
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rejectOfAllah
You can't blame Bobby Davro though.
On the contrary I hold him totally responsible. There was no need to involve the Courts.
None at all.
Totally agree. We dont need judgement especially when the judge is bobby davro. :D
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i would go back to the 60's, free love:D coarse i would take condoms eeeeee HIV and aids and all that jazz floating around
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i would go back to the 60's, free love:D coarse i would take condoms eeeeee HIV and aids and all that jazz floating around
There was no HIV/AIDS back in the sixties and no one used condoms (this is why Celine Dion exists).
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Agrajag
On the contrary I hold him totally responsible. There was no need to involve the Courts.
None at all.
Totally agree. We dont need judgement especially when the judge is bobby davro. :D
Bobby Davro wasn't the judge, have you run mad.
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Acid_death69
i would go back to the 60's, free love:D coarse i would take condoms eeeeee HIV and aids and all that jazz floating around
There was no HIV/AIDS back in the sixties and no one used condoms (this is why Celine Dion exists).
ah cool:) one less thing to take with me:D