When do you think the queen lost her virginity?

As per request by chalice..


Discuss :snooty:

It's not a question of when but more of to whom.

If I'd had my way, I'd've merged the two threads into 'Do you think the Queen lost her virginity to a hotdog?'

She loves them Corgis, the mad, inbred bitch. Almost too much.

can someone post a timeline/synopsis of her life but I'd imagine it'd be early- they married very early so little time to have a fling before hand.

Better thread title should be when do you think was the last time she had an orgasm and someone was inside her pants?

The Queen.Show proper respect republican.

Do you mean regular or anal?

I think it might've grown back now :eyebrows:

How's about a thread title - How much mustard does The Queen like on her hot dog before getting rogered? :rolleyes:

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You'll all get hung for treason!

:fear:

howz it treason? dont really care much for the monarchy.

I remember in the Ali-G movie when he pulls down the queens kegs and finds out she has a brazillian:lol:

I currently reside outside of the UK.. So till I get back I can post all the trash I want about the monarchy :D :01:




(Unless Israel has some sort of agreement with the UK of handing over accused criminals :unsure:)

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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You'll all get hung for treason!

:fear:

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I doubt it, hanging is, I thought, only statutory if you set fire to the shipyards of the British Navy (arson)..don't know about the Royal Air Force or Army, ( I don't think they have shipyards) perhaps he should try one of those alternatives.

Beheaded then :snooty:

I was not in any type of relationship with Henry VIII, thank you very much :snooty:

Too bad,you'd make such a lovely couple.

who would be the giver in that relationship;)

@idol - How do you figure that?

@Acid - I think Queen Liz usually takes the "her on top" position..

errrr:sick: it would be like a lumpy piece of leather moving back on forth on you, obv whilst you wear the crown lol

I was being facetious but you are pretty cute.:naughty:

:ghey:

@Acid - I'm guessing you've had experience with sexing up an elderly woman to know if feels like leather? :eyebrows:

fucking board with its doubling up my posts game <_<

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Originally Posted by tralalala

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@Acid - I'm guessing you've had experience with sexing up an elderly woman to know if feels like leather? :eyebrows:

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Harry's mother, prolly (the Florida sun can be rough...on an old beaver).


-bd

lol, nah im good fella