The lack there of.

Not Fair
She orgasmed
i did not.
she won?
my failure to indulge uberly into myself?
She satisfied.

Now the lack there of starts.

Fake it next time , spit on her back .

lol, or tell her to improve her game or you are gonna find another partner who satisfies you better. I'm sure she'll take it up a notch then.

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Originally Posted by peat moss

Fake it next time , spit on her back .

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Actually you win. Girls secretly hate it when they can't make you cum. They start to think that it was their fault.

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Originally Posted by Max Headroom

Actually you win. Girls secretly hate it when they can't make you cum. They start to think that it was their fault.

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Aha we have a wiener ! :happy: Your right tho any woman who truly cares for you will question why . As it should be when two people make love , they try harder next time . Guy's can't fake it like those little vixens . :pinch:

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Originally Posted by 100%

Not Fair
She orgasmed
i did not.
she won?
my failure to indulge uberly into myself?
She satisfied.

Now the lack there of starts.

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Is that you couldn't despite her efforts? Maybe you were too drunk/stoned/tired, or maybe she's a fat munter :unsure:.

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Originally Posted by 100%

Not Fair
She orgasmed
i did not.
she won?
my failure to indulge uberly into myself?
She satisfied.

Now the lack there of starts.

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Be content that you were allowed to full-fill your function ( read partner) and give her that orgasm. Have you any idea how many men buy vibrators for their woman, because they are incapable of doing just that?..Normally black widows eat their mates anyways..you must have been fortunate and slipped away...:unsure:

Ah, fondly I remember the day we got the jacuzzi jets installed in the bath :D

Today the lack there of is hers. :01:
Go ego go.

Woman : 1
Man : 1

You're not mature enough to have sex, no way can you two be any good at it.

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Originally Posted by 100%

Today the lack there of is hers. :01:
Go ego go.

Woman : 1
Man : 1

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Women's orgasms are 9 times more poweful than men's, so you get another 8 goes before she has to have another one :01:

following that logic, if i've kept a 1:1 ratio all these years every girlfriend i've ever had with owes me TONS of orgasms!!!

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Women's orgasms are 9 times more poweful than men's..

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I want to be a woman in my next life... :unsure:


BTW, last time me and my g/f did it, she actually orgasmed 4 times before I did.. She was like so frustrated she thought she wasn't good enough.. :lol: Told her nothing to worry.. Longer I last, the more she enjoys it.. :naughty:

So your still on two pumps and a squirt :unsure:

:blink: What would that be in modern-Engerlish?