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Harry potter series
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Fuck Off by me.
Fuck Off II was also good.
That was also by me.
I am sure, they are interesting.. do you have ebooks?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I've been camping in front of the local Barnes & Nobles waiting for Chalice's next installment.
Five days into my vigil, the manager came out and asked what I was doing.
"Fuck Off!", I said.
Well, long story short, I lost my place in line.
Those were the ebooks, true story.
Hold on, I'll write another one, before your very fucking eyes.
Fuck Off III, You're Not Getting The Fucking Message.
Quality.Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
here you go, the award for the most fucked up book series of 2008
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Never having read them I can confidently say they were written for weans.Quote:
Originally Posted by kippertoad
Cheers. :happy:
You've inspired me.
Fuck Off IV- How More Of A Fucking Spastic Can You Possibly Be? The Revenge.
that title deserves the most fucked up author title too ;)
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My sincerest congratulations
Fuck Off V- The Cancer Years.
Fuck Off VI- You Do Fucking Realise That There Is A Fucking Section On This Fucking Forum For Discussing Fucking Books And By Posting this Shite In The Lounge, You Will Be Open To Exactly This Kind Of Shite, Don't You?
A book cover for your literary works
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and your generosity :)
Fuck Off VII- Fuck Back Off To To The Book Section And Read Your Harry Potter Rip Off Bawls.
On a personal note, Harry Potter sucks the bawls to the max.
Post-modern/capitalist theft. Fact.
Oh my, Please hire a proof reader next time :)Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
And thanks for your fine opinion on the harry potter series
Does this mean something or do you just have a pixel quota to meet?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Fantastic!Quote:
Originally Posted by kippertoadOh my, Please hire a proof reader next time :)Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
And thanks for your fine opinion on the harry potter series
You've just corrected a typo in the lounge. You're gonna be a busy girl.
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Originally Posted by kippertoadOh my, Please hire a proof reader next time :)Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
And thanks for your fine opinion on the harry potter series
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/image...t/firstnew.gif The best book/book series you ve ever read.
Irony, ftw!
-bd
Do you misjudge everyones gender like that, including your own I presume? :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceFantastic!Quote:
Originally Posted by kippertoad
You've just corrected a typo in the lounge. You're gonna be a busy girl.
FixedQuote:
Originally Posted by kippertoadDo you misjudge everyone's gender like that, including your own I presume? :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Now that I've been goaded into actually talking about something, are you gonna deny that Harry Potter is little else than regurgitated fantasy done better by others? Or wot?Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerDoes this mean something or do you just have a pixel quota to meet?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I had you down as a bloke from the get go.Quote:
Originally Posted by kippertoadDo you misjudge everyones gender like that, including your own I presume? :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I just wanted to call you a girl because you're acting like one.
I dont expect better from someone as fucked up as that..Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI had you down as a bloke from the get go.Quote:
Originally Posted by kippertoad
I just wanted to call you a girl because you're acting like one.
How the fuck could you expect anything off of someone you don't know?Quote:
Originally Posted by kippertoadI don't expect much better from someone as fucked up as that..Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You fucking spastic.
I like the harry potter books as well, you bunch of fucking cunt arsed bastards.
I don't think you would understand..
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by callum
I've been an avid reader of the Fuck Off series, so what do you think?Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceNow that I've been goaded into actually talking about something, are you gonna deny that Harry Potter is little else than regurgitated fantasy done better by others? Or wot?Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
You could successfully argue that Fuck Off, You Skeeving Douchenozzle- recently written by me- is, in fact, "capitalist theft" (have your lawyers call my lawyers, ponceboy).
Or,
You might say that Fuck Off, Scheudenfraude In the Lounge - not coincidentally, also by me- is "post modern".
But to claim that Harry Potter is either or both is just silly talk.
So, fuck off.
This is obviously a touchy subject for chalice, 7 books about magic and magical things and not one mention of leprechauns and lucky charms.
Noice, the hun shows his colours.Quote:
Originally Posted by callum
Where am I now?Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerI've been an avid reader of the Fuck Off series, so what do you think?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You could successfully argue that Fuck Off, You Skeeving Douchenozzle- recently written by me- is, in fact, "capitalist theft" (have your lawyers call my lawyers, ponceboy).
Or,
You might say that Fuck Off, Scheudenfraude In the Lounge - not coincidentally, also by me- is "post modern".
But to claim that Harry Potter is either or both is just silly talk.
So, fuck off.
Fuck Off 18 or something else? What the fuck are Roman Numerals for 18 anyways?
It would all be nice if we could all get along, Clocker but if some fucking twat posts shite I don't like , I'll express that, as will you.
Still doesn't retract from the fact that Harry Potter is fucking shite, derived from stolen ideas.
So, fuck off youself as well.
XVIII.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Ah, the advantages of a classical education.
Gallia est divisa in tres partes...
Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, Shirley.
I actually knew what the numerals were for 18. It was an ironic thing, you obviously wouldn't understand, Miles Glorianus.Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerXVIII.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Ah, the advantages of a classical education.
Gallia est divisa in tres partes...
Yeah, what you said.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Caesar was never my favorite author.
I'm having difficulty remembering the Latin for 'You are a fucking twat'.
Veritas.
Which one :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerYeah, what you said.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Caesar was never my favorite author.
Oh, you know...the Roman one.
He invented salad.
So, got any more racism, Callum? That was quality.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceNoice, the hun shows his colours.Quote:
Originally Posted by callum
You've been holding back for so long. Let's have it, like.