I really smell.

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09-30-2008, 09:59 AM
CrabGirl

I really smell.

I've been ill for a few days and although I had a shower yesterday I've been sweating and laying around in my own filth since then so I absolutely reek. It's a refreshing change from being clean.

I may cultivate this aroma further.
09-30-2008, 10:12 AM
Something Else

Re: I really smell.

Now you know what I feel like after a day of lifting stuff. :emo:
09-30-2008, 10:42 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Now you know what I feel like after a day of lifting stuff. :emo:

Roll smaller spliffs, ffs.

-bd
09-30-2008, 10:44 AM
CrabGirl

Re: I really smell.

Sick girl sweat has a peculiarly disturbing aroma.
09-30-2008, 10:56 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Sick girl sweat has a peculiarly disturbing aroma.

My youngest daughter was sick most of last week, and she would ask me to tickle her back, to help her fall asleep. I can't get that smell out of my head.

-bd :(
09-30-2008, 10:57 AM
Something Else

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Now you know what I feel like after a day of lifting stuff. :emo:

Roll smaller spliffs, ffs.

-bd

:lol:

:dry:

-Bar Steward
09-30-2008, 09:54 PM
JPaul

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Now you know what I feel like after a day of lifting stuff. :emo:

Lifting sandpaper and brushes doesn't count as manual labour.

Not even a wee bit.
09-30-2008, 10:07 PM
Alien5

Re: I really smell.

PM hairbautt, he apparently likes smelly feet.
09-30-2008, 10:08 PM
CrabGirl

Re: I really smell.

feet don't smell, I've showered now. Smell a bit like cocoa. Cocoa and girl.
09-30-2008, 10:15 PM
Alien5

Re: I really smell.

all girls smell funny

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

how sad is that

is ebay down for you?

i cant sign in.

EDIT: working now.
09-30-2008, 10:17 PM
Alien5

Re: I really smell.

now theres 5p's and 20p's in there too, im laughing at her even more, she still doesnt see the funny side. :
09-30-2008, 10:17 PM
CrabGirl

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alien5

all girls smell funny

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

how sad is that

is ebay down for you?

i cant sign in.

Hello Aliens New Girlfriend.

Girls smell hot - except when they are sick...

I'm ok with ebay
09-30-2008, 10:27 PM
Alien5

Re: I really smell.

thanks i signed in, couldn't get the my ebay thing to load, i think i was still signed in.

hello allens friend she says.
09-30-2008, 10:40 PM
CrabGirl

Re: I really smell.

No she doesn't. I know your real name don't forget. She'd have said that...

She sounds nice... is she nice?
09-30-2008, 10:42 PM
Alien5

Re: I really smell.

she... is
09-30-2008, 10:43 PM
JPaul

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

feet don't smell, I've showered now. Smell a bit like cocoa. Cocoa and girl.

I'm not ashamed to say I just got a semi.
09-30-2008, 11:01 PM
CrabGirl

Re: I really smell.

:glag:

Brilliant.
10-01-2008, 03:33 AM
Skweeky

Re: I really smell.

JP, I'm just not comfortable with your recently found openess about your sexuality :fear:
10-01-2008, 05:55 AM
CrabGirl

Re: I really smell.

I rather like it. But then again, I'm a pervert.
10-01-2008, 07:03 AM
Skweeky

Re: I really smell.

I feel like he is slowing turning into mulder :huh:
10-01-2008, 09:13 AM
Alien5

Re: I really smell.

i feel he has turned into mulder way to quickly. :blink:
10-01-2008, 09:33 AM
Skweeky

Re: I really smell.

:o

JP = mulder

/me remembers the picture mulder once sent her with 'Skweeky' written on a rather private bodypart
10-01-2008, 01:48 PM
Barbarossa

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alien5

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

how sad is that

If it's a choice between that and talking to you then what does that say about you?

Serves you right for picking up chicks at the loony bin :sly:
10-01-2008, 05:01 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alien5

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

how sad is that

If it's a choice between that and talking to you then what does that say about you?

Serves you right for picking up chicks at the loony bin :sly:

:lol:

-bd
10-01-2008, 06:52 PM
JPaul

Re: I really smell.

I'm not the new mulder, no way no how.

However barbie is definitely the new manker what with all the harshing and the hounding.
10-01-2008, 07:03 PM
chalice

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

I'm not the new mulder, no way no how.

However barbie is definitely the new manker what with all the harshing and the hounding.

Yeah Barbs is way too harsh.

He lacks the style and aplomb of manker.

He keeps calling people mongs, spastics, cunts, fuckers and the like.

How sad is that?

What a spastic, mong fucking cunt fucker, like.

Also he needs to tone down the expletives. It's not big and it's not clever.
10-01-2008, 07:29 PM
JPaul

Re: I really smell.

Well said, as ever the voice of reason.
10-01-2008, 07:58 PM
Amtoj

Re: I really smell.

Yeah ebay's fine. I like the smell of girls, I think its a fetish, but thats one of the first things that attracts me.
10-01-2008, 08:05 PM
Skiz

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

I feel like he is slowing turning into mulder :huh:

Someone has to fill the gap.
10-01-2008, 08:05 PM
Skiz

Re: I really smell.

:drummer:
10-02-2008, 08:37 AM
Barbarossa

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

I'm not the new mulder, no way no how.

However barbie is definitely the new manker what with all the harshing and the hounding.

Yeah Barbs is way too harsh.

He lacks the style and aplomb of manker.

He keeps calling people mongs, spastics, cunts, fuckers and the like.

How sad is that?

What a spastic, mong fucking cunt fucker, like.

Also he needs to tone down the expletives. It's not big and it's not clever.

So what you're saying is I'm a bastard offspring of manker and snee, but not nearly as good as either?

I'll have to get that engraved on my tombstone :01:
10-02-2008, 09:35 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Yeah Barbs is way too harsh.

He lacks the style and aplomb of manker.

He keeps calling people mongs, spastics, cunts, fuckers and the like.

How sad is that?

What a spastic, mong fucking cunt fucker, like.

Also he needs to tone down the expletives. It's not big and it's not clever.

So what you're saying is I'm a bastard offspring of manker and snee, but not nearly as good as either?

I'll have to get that engraved on my tombstone :01:

When did manker and snee start dating?

:ohmy:

-bd
10-02-2008, 09:40 AM
Barbarossa

Re: I really smell.

It was not so much a date, rather just a drunken thumble in the car-park.

You're so old-fashioned, BD :happy:
10-02-2008, 11:46 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

It was not so much a date, rather just a drunken thumble in the car-park.

You're so old-fashioned, BD :happy:

I'm a romantic at heart.

-bd :happy:
10-02-2008, 02:20 PM
Hairbautt

Re: I really smell.

Lover > Fighter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alien5

PM hairbautt, he apparently likes smelly feet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

feet don't smell, I've showered now. Smell a bit like cocoa. Cocoa and girl.

Wouldn't hurt to do it anyway.
10-02-2008, 03:03 PM
Cheese

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alien5

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

The hookers around my area only accept notes . . .
10-02-2008, 03:24 PM
Barbarossa

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alien5

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

The hookers around my area only accept notes . . .

:lol: :earl:
10-02-2008, 05:31 PM
Agrajag

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alien5

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

The hookers around my area only accept notes . . .

Dear hooker,

Cheese can't shag you this evening because he has been a very naughty boy.

yours

Bridge.
10-02-2008, 06:00 PM
CrabGirl

Re: I really smell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alien5

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

The hookers around my area only accept notes . . .

:glag:

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