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Just checked the fridge.
There's fuck all that I want. There's cheese and butter and tomatoes and eggs and sliced ham and milk and chillies and peppers and other stuffs wot I don't know the name of.
I'm a gonna phone something extravagant and unnecessary and hide the packaging. The missus is asleep and she'll kick my fuck in if she thinks I've pigged it out in her absence.
Living on the edge to the max. :smilie4:
ewe should wake her up and tell her to cook you something, obviousment.
Phoned a Tex-Mex Murger with Spicy Wedges off of the local Mexican.
Local Mexican just doesn't sound right in Belfast.
Still, I await this win with fervour.
Old Geezer phones for soup cos that's the only thing his fucked up system will allow.
Thank God for Meals on Wheels.
hoi, Leave the Unverified surviving veterans of the First World War alone.
Pre-emptive posting about lurkers, ftw.
nom..nom..nom
This murger rawks.
nom..nom..nom
Wedges are right nice too.
nom..nom..nom
lol, if only they could keep the taste and not supposidly damage your health. In my eye's there aint nothing wrong with a takeaway once in a while.
I'd imagine having potato wedges in your eyes would probably hurt, even if it was only once in a while.
Washed it down with a pint of cow juice.
Barbs or Skiz, I'm not starving anymore.
You can close this thread now.
Woo hoo!!
indeed, no doubt it would hurt. But is there someone retarded enough to do something like that lol
That was my first thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I shutter at the thought of what you actually received.
Do tell.
I'll leave it open on the off-chance that you are starving again at some point in the futureQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
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Originally Posted by SkizoThat was my first thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I shutter at the thought of what you actually received.
Do tell.
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-bd
I'm thinking of getting a pizza delivered. Would that be really bad? :huh:
Wouldn't be bad at all. In fact I insist you do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Foetuses love pizza. Well known fact.
I'm eating a packet of McCoy's Ridge Cut Salt and Malt Vinegar crisps. True story.
It feels like I'm eating a fucking seasoned plank.
Not doing that again.
I'm thinking of ordering Deep Fried Pickles. They're delicious.
-bd :happy:
Is it supposed to be "shudder" or something else? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Yes it should be 'shudder', Skiz.
Blind spot there mate. :no:
I'd guess the tex-mex burger was quite a distance from what you're used to.
The guy who delivered it looked like he was from Turkish extraction so it was more akin to a badly wrapped kebab than anything remotely Mexican.
But I didn't care cos I was fucking starving.
I never knew that about the "shudder" spelling. True story. :idunno:
As for the grub, fuck it. So long as it was good. :)
Cottage Pie tonight.
No, that's not a homosexual code. I don't speak Polari.
I'm just eating my fucking dinner, youse cunts.
A pie's a pie, cottage or otherwise.
Come to think of it' I've never really thought of cottage pie as pie. I think pie should involve pastry.
In fact a decent definition of a pie is - Stuff in pastry.
Yeah, well, I'm having mince and spuds then.
True story.
Do you like the missus to put pea in the mince.
I wouldn't let the missus near anything I'm a gonna eat. Are you mental at all?
The moment she started mentioning life insurance, is the moment I started cooking for myself.
True story.
i had fajitas for tea:D Didnt know you could do it a wok.
What.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
He cooked something. Then he ate it.
-bd
Pre-emptive posting about lurkers..
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Originally Posted by Gina
What's your follow up?
-bd
mmmmmmmmm nutella on toast this morning:D havent had it in a good few years.
I just had a white roll with butter with a square sausage, a link sausage and some black pudding with a drop of ketchup. Win!
why not just have a full english breakfast?
:mellow:
Because I fancied a roll with butter, square sausage, link sausage, black pudding and ketchup.
Why did you not have frog legs?
Weird question.
lol well it's just that you got half of an english breakfast, that's all.
That's right. Because I didn't want a whole one. True story.
And it's got black pudding in it; that makes it half a Scottish breakfast.
Get your facts straight :snooty: