Sucks bawls. Fact.
-bd :yup:
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Sucks bawls. Fact.
-bd :yup:
Donate them to Chalice and feel Samaritan like.
I toss mine out the window after I break it off.
By the way, does anyone else prefer their pop-tarts cold?
Don't like pop-tarts. They're mingin'.
Don't like any breakfast foods.
I only like dinner.
What about breakfast?
Bacon, eggs, grits, waffles, biscuits 'n gravy, etc. ? How in all hell can you only like dinner?
Ate breakfast for the first time like evah last Sunday.
Not doing it again. It was bawls.
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Originally Posted by Hairbautt
I'll eat them cold sometimes. I usually prefer them slathered in butter. Harry, make sure that no one is walking outside your window, when you toss out your Pop-Tart crust - it could be dangerous (hard as a brick).
-bd
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Originally Posted by chalice
What about after a wake n' bake?
-bd
I don't even know what that means, BD.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
What about after a wake n' bake?
-bd
But I'm guessing it has something to do with the act of coitus.
In which case, nah, a cup of coffee and a smoke does me nicely.
Kinda ruins the post-coital moment though cos she won't let me smoke in the house. I have to stand outside and shiver like a jellyfish.
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Originally Posted by chaliceI don't even know what that means, BD.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
But I'm guessing it has something to do with the act of coitus.
In which case, nah, a cup of coffee and a smoke does me nicely.
Kinda ruins the post-coital moment though cos she won't let me smoke in the house. I have to stand outside and shiver like a jellyfish.
It's slang for smoking a doobie in the morning.
I know the feeling, Chalice. The missus doesn't let me smoke in the house.
We're becoming second class citizens - in our own homes.
True story.
-bd
That's because you stink up our nicely cleaned houses with your smelly smoke. Build yourself a heated garden shed or do something else :snooty:
And btw, waffles were never meant to be breakfast food. Stop eating them in the morning you weird merkin. Ffs.
It's not really about the smell, Skweeks, at least not in our house.
It's about not killing our children. True story.
And that too of course :snooty:
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Originally Posted by chalice
Oh...whatever. :rolleyes:
-bd
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Pop-Tarts are not waffles, ffs. Of course waffles are for breakfast. That's just mad talk.
-bd :snooty:
Pfft. Foreigners.
I was talking to Harry you spas :snooty:
And I am Belgian, I have the authority to talk about waffles. :snooty:
Fair point. I am a spas and you're a pregnant Belgian; which makes you an authority on waffles - without a doubt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
-bd :happy:
I see you have experience in dealing with pregnant ladies. Well done.
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
I slept on the couch - mostly.
-bd :(
Strange. The husband has taken to that as well.
Lotsa interesting things to look forward to in life :dabs:
Not in yours, herbert, not in yours :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
I think...maybe...you should be the next manker.
See here.