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I was on the Focus owners forum late last night and the main topic was a full and frank discussion about exactly what Focus drivers most like to do with what little spare time they have left within their hectic and glamorous lifestyles.


There was a consensus on the board that most derived the most exquisite and extreme pleasure from doing the following. Perhaps you would like to try.

1) Sit naked in the Focus driver seat.

2) Adjust the seating arrangement so that the seat is as far away for the steering wheel as possible.

3) Lick (with plenty of saliva so as to lubricate) both index fingers.

4) Close both your eyes and place both index fingers on the nearest corresponding nipple (your own) and gently rotate each moistened finger in a clockwise motion - in unison - whilst in your minds eye visualising the aerodynamic beauty of the Focus.

Hey presto!! Massive Climax assured!! Works for me anyway!! :blink:

Hey as far as I know, women could do that too...

I&#39;d much rather watch that than a guy sittin&#39; in his car rubbing his nipples <_<

for ole times sake... ;)


ooooh fugs&#33; :o
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/puke.gif

*sighs* kids these days...

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Originally posted by lilmiss@5 September 2003 - 17:50
for ole times sake... ;)


ooooh fugs&#33; :o
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/puke.gif

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Might work in the passenger seat too eh miss missy?? ;)

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Originally posted by monkfi5h@5 September 2003 - 17:44
Hey as far as I know, women could do that too...

I&#39;d much rather watch that than a guy sittin&#39; in his car rubbing his nipples <_<

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Don&#39;t knock it till ya seen it&#33;&#33; :ph34r:

This would probably work on the bog too come to think of it.
It&#39;s the visualisation that really has the effect&#33;&#33; :blink:

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Originally posted by fugley@5 September 2003 - 18:06

Might work in the passenger seat too eh miss missy?? ;)

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haha....you fool&#33; :D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks11.jpg

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Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 September 2003 - 18:54
*sighs* kids these days...

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Ay, I agree wit&#39; ya... Ga&#39; knows what their mother&#39;s did instead a&#39; raise &#39;em, probably out wit&#39; a bag a&#39; wee tricks to sell for a dime an&#39; a nip or three...

Remind me never, ever, ever to get a lift in Mr F&#39;s Focus.

Nothing against his onanism in it. I just don&#39;t want to be seen in a Focus.

Jpaul your vocabulary is out of control. ;)

Indubitably

:P :P :P :lol: :lol:

What the fark&#39;s a Focus??


:huh:

Fugleys
Old
Car
Useless
Suspension :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Billy_Dean@6 September 2003 - 19:27
What the fark&#39;s a Focus??


:huh:

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There&#39;s a picture of one in his sig.

The "for Blokes only" line, it&#39;s there so Fugsley won&#39;t make a fool of himself in front of the ladies, isn&#39;t it? :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by SnnY@6 September 2003 - 19:51
The "for Blokes only" line, it&#39;s there so Fugsley won&#39;t make a fool of himself in front of the ladies, isn&#39;t it? :rolleyes:

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No - unfortunately it doesn&#39;t make a blind bit of difference to her.

Whu? :blink: